Tfw just want a skinny pale british bf with a really strong accent

OP is a gay fag just sayin

I'm skinny pale and have a british accent even though im not british
i'm a girl(male) though

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>have a british accent even though im not british
how. do you live in the uk or something?

idk i just learned it over the internet and developed it somehow its dumb

By talking properly

I'M! skinny, pale and British.

vocaroo.com/i/s0eR2TMheJYZ

v.v.v.vocaroo plz mate

but are you a girI

What the fuck is wrong with your voice
Why do you stutter and go "eeeuhhhhhhh" after every few words, do you have unironic down syndrome? Or are you just putting on an act

No I'm a guy... But British!

Post a vocaroo, user. We'll judge how good your accent is.
I won't be too harsh.

No microphone, but it's generic East Midlands

Yeah dude, ur pretty fookin American

hi ricebot

Eamonn Holmes desu

How bout a Jow Forums kraut

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plus im not good at talking, i mumble a lot.

your voice is okay user.
would highly prefer it over an american/10

>What the fuck is wrong with your voice
>Why do you stutter and go "eeeuhhhhhhh" after every few words, do you have unironic down syndrome? Or are you just putting on an act

It's called being northern.

they're all doormat fags

tfw all I've ever wanted is my ideal gf and ideals do not exist in reality

What makes you say that?
Are you british?

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I really really love your voice user, holy shit. perfect bf material
You sound a mix of Irish and English. Super cute.

>You sound a mix of Irish and English

It's called Welsh.

you a geordie?

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you sound too american for me user. sorry.

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Can you do more, your voice is great

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don#t like thut pic too much

>tfw i have a skinny pale british gf with a really strong accent

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where are you from user? wales?

west yorkshire. alot of people think i'm irish.

I didn't mean to attention whore I expected to just have my post kinda glossed over.

different user here.
Where in West Yorkshire cunt

>tfw I am a skinny pale british bf to an American girl

>tfw moving quitting my job, leaving my family to move to the US to be with her

I'm nervous desu

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mind posting your voice so we can judge your accent anyway?

Bradford, y

I was expecting a thread about brit girls not gay stuff reee

Bradford here as well mate.

small world

Sorry no microphone, and that kinda thing makes me a bit nervous anyway for some reason.
Irrational fear or something.

>be english
>very middle class family
>absolutely no accent
>people say i sound canadian

thanks

Aw shit. small world indeed.

I've lived in this shithole all my life

how the fuck did that happen
I know plenty of rich brits that still have quite strong accents. do you watch a fuck load of american media and get zero interaction with anyone from your country or something? what a waste though

I've been here for 4 years, jesus christ it's fucking awful.

you close to city center or just live in local areas?
tell me to fuck off if to much info

yeah pretty much. i also learnt some euro languages which really fucked my normal pronunciations

Skinny pale blue eyes
Glasgow accent which is basically a different language

everyone i've met thinks im american, but americans still recognise me as british.
does this happen to anyone else?

yap that happens to me

>skinny pale blue eyes
That's really nice user. Can you post your accent? I've always found scots really interesting and some of them sound quite nice.

clyp.it/lojy1qaa

local areas. I think the city is probably worse

Harmful Opinions is that you?

dont post if youre not posting voice, NIGGER

>moved around a lot growing up
>lived in US, Samoa, New Caledonia, New Zealand
>English accent is completely fucked
>people think I'm south African

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post voice? we'll be the judge user

>Skinny
check
>Pale
check
>strong accent
check (if a strong slav accent counts)

I only like british accents. Sorry user.

>skinny
>pale
>british

Pick one

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(and maybe sometimes aussie ones can be pretty good)

Dw bro this chick doesn't know a British accent when she hears one. xx

>2 seconds long and i couldnt understand a word
could you say a full sentence user? like "alright hey there how's it going pal"

Yeaaaah I don't know about that mate

Since when did r9k become a dating board and what female in their right mind looks for the autists on it to hook up. (Apart from this one who is obv catfish)

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it's 90% just a nigger larping but th-thanks

That was really fucking good user. Unironically really nice voice/accent.
>alrite m8 hows it gaun

Jow Forums is a gay dating site

Also is op a femnon? Do we know that for sure?

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OP here. Sorry, you just sounded a little American in the first vocaroo (which was only 3 seconds long) so I misjudged, but in your other vocaroos you have a pretty noticeable accent.

I was a bit sarcastic.
Anyhow, keep looking and you will find your Boy.
c ya later space cowboy

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haha yh fairs. no worries.
I'm also skinny and pale so put that in your pipe and smoke it, I guess.

How has no one asked proof op is a femanon?

It turned into a vocaroo thread.

We are all larping user.

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haha cheers man you surprised you interpreted it

Still plenty of proud British, skinny pale people

thats about as cringey as faking a southern US accent when you're actually from croydon

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i know but i dont do it on purpose im trying to unlearn it

are you literally fucking black or brown? cringe dude

no im white with a sprinkle of paki

I just want a skinny pale welsh bf with a strong accent

same tbqh
Wonder if any would post a vocaroo here..would genuinely make my day

"A sprinkle of paki"

This is Moni, isn't it?

>Moni
no this Patrick

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