Pussy Eating Technique

Trying to up my PET game. Not sure how this could not be fitness related. This thread isn't to argue if pussy should be eaten or not, that's already been decided. If you don't enjoy giving your girl as many orgasms as possible, leaving her a quivering mess, then you'll never make it. ITT post your best tips to be a pro muncher. I'll start with a question: sucking motions? Yes or no?

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I write the alphabet with my tongue.

Eating pussy is just gross. I don't know how some people do it. It's not very attractive to look at in the first place. It's hairy, it has a weird smell, gets yeast infections. I've looked up periods and it's not just blood that comes out. I read that the uterus lining, tissues and even clumps of stuff come out. Like clumps of blood and stuff. That sounds really appetizing. Not only that but you never know how many other guys dicks have been in there busting all kinds of nuts. Plus, the place she shits from is only like an inch away. Sticking my dick inside is one thing but putting my mouth down there is just nasty. I don't care if she takes a shower or whatever. I'm not doing it. I think I'd rather have a nice clean wiener in my mouth and I'm not even gay.

>tfw my grill hugs my head with her thighs but doesn't moan when I lick her clit
Is it because her mom is sleeping in the nearby room? :DDD She moaned the first time I fingered her and ate her out when we were on a trip and in a hotel.
Yes I'm sure it's actually the fucking clit, only now I finally pull back the clitoral hood though (hers is quite big I think)

>nice clean wiener in my mouth
there you have it folks.
you're right tho

>Every pussy is different, particularly in terms of clit sensitivity, so there's no hard and fast (badum tss) rule for how much to focus on them.
>Writing the alphabet with your tongue on the clit is only a meme because it works, but don't forget first point.
>Never eat pussy if you're not enjoying it. If it seems like she needs to clean better, tidy up, or you just don't like her smell/taste, be honest with her (or at least yourself) from the beginning or regret it eternally.
>Sucking a bit on the clit is fine (inb4 feminine penis) but if you're sucking on the lips or something or with a wide mouth, you're gonna look like a retard.
>Go in for a kiss when you're done. The ones that like that love it, and that's most of them.
>Even if it seems like she's enjoying herself, don't sit there and eat pussy for an hour. Change shit up.

Interesting. Write the alphabet where? On the clit? And with what part of the tongue, the tip or the whole base?
> t. low test with a dirty gf

>sucking motions? Yes or no?
Yes but variably and at random.
I think the key to seem like you know what you are doing is to do whatever your instincts tell you.
Obviously you need to pay close attention to her moans to see which patterns she likes the most.
After you have about 4 or 5 patterns that you think are good then just alternate them with different intensity, length, and incorporate pauses to catch her by surprise.
I love throwing in a random pause like I just died or something and then going right back at it.
They love that 0-100 shit.

>Plus, the place she shits from is only like an inch away
Yeah, and it's pretty common for women to wipe shit into their vaginas.

I would rather suck a dick than eat a pussy
No homo

eating pussy is degenerate and pushed by porn and western media.

in africa, tribes that have never been in contact with western media. they do not know what homosexuality, masturbation or oral sex is.
they don't do it, its not natural.

>>>Go in for a kiss when you're done. The ones that like that love it, and that's most of them.
People do this? This is why I'm a virgin.

you're gay, user

As a straight male I agree, they’re more attractive to look at

It's the same as when they like to blow you after fucking them. They like their own taste.

>find clit
>use tip of tongue and jaw for support
>pick a rhythm moving from bottom to top
>throw in quick bursts here and there
>use the flatter part of your tongue to slowly lick the clit slower a few times

that is the basic technique. once you get her straight up juicin' and the clit nice and puffy you can make your lips into an O shape and suck it into your mouth kind of like drinking through a straw. keep it in your mouth and use your tongue on it.

Start slow like with all foreplay and gradually build up to more intensity. Alot of what women like is saying shit like "oh it tastes good, baby" and telling her to "hold that pussy open for me" and "rub that pussy in my face" etc. Don't put your fingers in her until you've been diwn there for acfew minutes, then start with one, eat and finger her for a few mins then do 2.

If you don't know how to properly finger chick you make a "come here" motion with your fingers, but more circular and be sure to rub the back and top of the vagina as you complete the motion.

just b urself lmao

African tribes also eat each other and don't use soap so who the hell cares

>Yeah pussy is gross bro Id rather stare at dick all day
>not gay

Bless you anons. I've taken notes.

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Very simple. Start off slow, lick around the pussy, on top of it, slowly go for the clit and once she's warmed up, latch into that clit and suck and lick upwards at the same time. I've gotten girls to squirt within ten seconds doing it that way. Works every time.

I used to make up-down motions. Or a inward spiral that kept getting shorter. Or made an 8 constantly for 10 seconds, apply pressure to the clit and then let it slide the same way you would snap your fingers. That would make them crazy.

But overall now that i'm single it feels disgusting. Getting head is pretty good no matter what though.

just for more info, a lot of what you see on porn works quite well. when guys finger the fuck out of chicks to make them cum, DO THAT. just make sure she is very turned on. you can pretty much do whatever you like to a woman that's slopping wet and getting pleasured by a real nigga.

Learn to play saxophone.
Your tongue gains will be godlike.
Grow a moustache too. Having that shit looking like a glazed donut after is righteous.

Two in the pink, one in the stink while you're tounge bashing her clit will blow her mind. Tried it last weekend and she said she has never came harder from being gone down on.