Be girl

>be girl
>don't get fat
>already made it
Lmao see you later, virgins

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>being a brainlet girl
>making it

XD

Women do have a harder time though not getting fat because of estrogen

kcal out>kcal in still applies

wat
just eat at maintenance retard

>be girl
>hit the wall at 26 again
>will never make it
LMAO

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Oh boy, here we are again with this CICO shit. This board really is a misogynistic circlejerk. You meatheads have no fucking clue about the female body. We have more ESTROGEN which means we get fat NATURALLY. EVEN if we count calories (which is such a fucking dumb concept.) If a woman DOES NOT WORK OUT she WILL get fat. PERIOD. Fucking idiots.

I know plenty girls that don't get fat and don't workout.

You’re fucking braindead you degenerate. More estrogen does not automatically mean more fat especially considering their bodies are designed for it.

lol mad fattie, take your fatass to reddit if you can't accept that if you eat like a pig, you are one

It's not fair bros.
If I was a woman all I would need is to be mildly active and not get fat and stay a virgin until 18 and end up marrying some 30-year-old who has already made it. I wouldn't even have to WORK. I could stay at home all day and at worst have to take care of the five kids (which is fine because I love them all anyway), cook dinner, and clean the house.

Why do I have to be a man which means I have to be able to do literally everything and make a million dollars a year and still not be good enough?

baiting this hard.

>mfw dont get fat whatever i eat
>mfw i can gain strenght and power easily without putting on mass

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Mayne if you didn't sit on your fucking arse all day, crying about how everything is unfair and you gain wait cus of your estrogen levels, and instead had the same lifestyle as we men have every day, you wouldn't need to workout.

Stupid whore. Everything you do is done with little to no effort. The only fucking things you do put effort in, is to find excuses or blatantly lie about your effort and accomplishments to get fucking sympathy from similar beta-cuckaroo's or cuckerina's. You disgust me. You're just an annoyying lump of meat with a hole in it, that always needs to be taken care off. Go ahead little princess. Chomp down on more of those chocolates, because you tell yourself it's not fair to be a woman.

based baitposter

Women devalue as they reach their mid twenties. From that point on, they're irrelevant and are desperate to find someone who they will settle down with in order to validate their existence. Their life from conception is about fitting in among the crowds, adapting their personal beliefs and style with the crowd. Their thoughts are limited to what other women are thinking, therefore women cannot think independently. They're emotional creatures, logic and rational thinking does not apply to them. Look at how they treat one another, constantly switching from loving to hating their "friends." They'll back stab one another with ease at the mere promise of a man. Women will never understand the concept of brotherhood or doing something not out of sex appeal but out of passion. That being said, nothing can replace a mothers love but that does not justify their antics.

I don't hate women but you're doing yourself a disservice by ignoring this. Please, don't lift for women.

Not baiting here, human metabolism is a little more complicated than CICO.
Hormones and shit play a massive role, it's a very complicated series of mechanisms, not a furnace.

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>had the same lifestyle as we men have
come on dude, 80% of this website, this board included, are fat shut-ins who sit in front of their screen all day.
What is this retarded LARP?
Pretty sure you are one as well judging from your incel-esque bitterness.

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who the fuck even falls for these

Every single word of this is God's honest truth.
And I'm an atheist.

>be skinny
>ugly face
>no feminine shape or bone structure just stick figure
>flat

What? Who made what?

>talking to prettiest girl i know
>she says she doesnt work out and just eats chocolate all day
god damn women
also she turned me down ;-;

good effort but a woman would never be familiar with the CICO acronym

No. CICO doesn't apply as cleanly as people think. Hormones like Ghrelin, Leptin, and Insulin can control how your body manages fat and if you have a shit diet, even if you eat at maintenance, you can gain fat and lose muscle. Eating clean is more important over any amount of calorie counting for the average person, especially for girls as Estrogen fucks with those hormones

and why the fuck would that be the case? literally makes zero sense what you just said pal.
go outside and talk to actual people, for real.

This. Also, you can be “not fat” but you’re probably not going to have the nice tight stomach and ass that you want.

The human body is way more complicated than an engine. Food has to be digested, absorbed, metabolized, and distributed, all of which is fairly complicated and intertwined with other systems.

That's the joke. Most guys who harp about the wall and how much better men age, while not incorrect, are usually just coping.

>that genetically gifted though.
literally
> push-up bra
for b cups, as avg you can get
> hips wide as shoulders
this is slightly below avg tbqh
> lean enough not to have marks
this is above avg but then again this is the only point that involves some basic effort

everything else is due to camera angles tricks (rounding shoulders back while thrusting hips forward) to make her waist thinner and hips larger

>be guy
>cut until show abs
>get gyno surgery
>do some SS

10/10 without much effort

Most people don't have gyno you faggot lmao

Most people in fact do you delusional fat american

>the onion

>be man
>have better friends than any woman can have
>able to truely appreciate things through constant suffering
>have drive to improve and accomplish tasks
>am a better man than I was a year ago as I age

Nothing that is ever worth it is easy

first of all high tier bait, grats.
secondly youve admitted theres something to cico. If you dont work out (and eat over your TDEE) you will get fat. Gee what a novel concept. If a woman eats 800 calories a day but doesnt exert outside of her regular schedule shes not gonna "get fat".

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This, am I the only one who seems to thrive off my own suffering?

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>Probaly eating fastfood and wiping cheeto dust from (((her))) keyboard while typing

CICO = thermodynamics. Can't cheat nature roastie

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>I only pretended being retarded!

You're a fucking mongoloid if you actually believe this. Estrogen and hormones do not allow bitches to violate thermodynamics. They can alter the amount of calories burned in maintenance but they don't magic energy out of thin air you stupid fuck, all that means is they have to eat less.

That's all there is to it. You're not goddamn photosynthesizing you fat fucks

i can show you my physics phd and then tell you that cico is certainly the best system we have in order to control weight, and that you whores will certainly NOT gain weight by eating under maintenance.

>can be killed by half the population by their bare hands
>fear for their lives if left alone with a man
>98% are NPCs
>hit the wall at 18
>never taken seriously
>reaches final form at 14, will never be the sculptor of their own bodies
>greatest achievement is being popular on instagram

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Trophies for men, yippee

leave roastie

>be girl
>hit the wall at 20
>don't make it ever again
>call men pedos for being attracted to young women because of salt

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>be girl
>hit the wall
>life is over

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Kill yourself

just don't wear make up
ever

do actually know what thermodynamics mean when you say this? Yes anergy cannot be created or destroyed but does anything run at 100% efficiency? No, it gets converted into various forms eg heat from friction in mechanical systems. Since no two humans are exactly alike the efficiency of each body will differ. That isnt even taking into account the differences in food and how it affects people differently. Im not saying that people cant lose weight but it will likely be harder (less calories or more restricted diet) than for others. Also thermodynamics fags need to fuck off with that neil degrasse tyson meme shit dudes a hack lmao

>be girl
>don't get fat
>already made it
Until you hit the wall, that is.

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>girl
>making it
You've already lost.

Newbie gains don't last eternally

that's rough

>Muh estrogen defies the first law of thermodynamics

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>has 1000's of men begging her for snatch
>fat ugly whales
fuck this world now

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Look at all the morons and faggot incels that fell for @47632453

I hate this board full of stupid Redditors, literal virgin losers and fucking newfag retards

FUCK

expect that's wrong my nu-male friend. A guy that stays in shape is in way more demand than a used up post wall woman.

gay

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nice larp

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More like
>be guy
>do arms every day
>eat 200+ grams of protein every day
>after years of hard work achieve somewhat muscular physique
>still getting compared to Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth
>work even harder
>fight through overtraining and shoulder issues
>gain 4 lbs more muscle in another year
>contemplate steroids or suicide
>finally attract 7/10 qt 3.14
>die of cancer or kidney failure from all the protein and animal products your body had to process to achieve these gains

This picture hurts man.

God damn it hurts

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Love all these butthurt "m*n" replying to your truth sister. Preach it honey, because someone's gotta do it.

Woman peak at 18-23 you really think i'm shook? You live in my world

This is hilarious. I was quite simply born an ugly female (no I am not fat) and I will never experience this because I am a female incel, and no matter how feminine I carry myself and what I wear, no man has ever acknowledged me. And these women are realizing they will soon be on my level. HA

more like

>be guy
>take roids
>get big
>don't be an autist

so easy why are you even complaining

Some man will definitely accept you. You just havent met him yet. I imagine when you do it will change your life just because you currently are mistaken that no man will ever love you.
However you should definitely post pic for confirmation.

ehhh. Generally yeah but I met two 40ish I think women at an ultramarathon even last weekend that are insanely hot.

They are exceptions though. Not many women are that dedicated to fitness so their beauty withers away.

don't listen to ugly women have no place in this world

>aged prime
Steak joke

Even most women who are dedicated to fitness tend to wither away by middle age, time takes women in a terrible way and I honestly find most of the plastic surgery they get done to try and look younger terrible looking and very uncanny valley.

The best you can do is get a sweet, well natured, good looking woman while shes young and hope she gracefully ages into a sweet, well natured mother of your children. I can trade a young hottie in for a loving/supporting life partner.

Problem is most young women are pretty awful to interact with and older women are an emotional mess because they never developed an attractive personality and don't know how to deal with anyone when people stop bending over backwards for them.

You can always tell who the former roasties are and its just kind of pathetic to interact with them, they're so lost.

>mfw

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post feminine penis

white women age like dogs

He did say that's correct, but that most people who go on about it are coping. These are not contradictory statements.

>heart fucking explodes

>irrational rage detected
Comin down off your preworkout brah?

Or did you type this in between sets?

>women literally just existing is "making it"
god damn what a pathetic life existence, I would honestly hate being a woman. Nothing to aspire to, nothing to drive you, literally just exist and have others want you for your wet hole. Shit must suck.

If she was capable of that then she wouldnt be fat to begin with

Tell that to my anorexic bulimic cousin you fag.

all of the (you)s on this obvious bait