Thinking of getting a prostitute

Do they care if your dick is small or if you have low body fat? Also, can anyone recommend a site?

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>being so beta you care what a prostitute will think of your appearance

They don’t care and don’t do it. Go to a party, get drunk and go fuck a slut for free. You can be an ugly fuck and still get laid.

I'd imagine they'd prefer you had a little one so it's less work/doesnt stretch out their merchandise
Either way they're going to fake it
I've never gotten one and wouldn't recommend it, I've slept with bar girls and felt dirty can't imagine sleeping with someone even worse off than that
Unless you can afford a 9/10 escort which you can't

If you have muscles or big dick, she will compliment you
Else, she will just shut up and do her job

A good site is one where you can buy a plane ticket to Amsterdam or Las Vegas

How do I do parties? I'm 18 and have never spoken sexually with a female. Have no clue how to flirt and am also a manlet Indian(still handsome though.

I'm 18 and live with my mom, I'd like to keep it local. I live in Florida.

You can easily find 10/10 prostitutes in brothels, it's just a matter of taste. Hell you can even in netherlands where they sell for 50 dollars.

Lol gtfo pajeet

This. The good sites just got nuked (thanks Congress you shitty faggots), and the "premium" listing sites are just honeypots on steroids.

>Indian
>Handsome
Try again bud

I'm not actually Indian(i'm Trinidadian), I just say Indian because it's simpler.

>Trinidad
OH NONONONO HAHAAAAAAAAA

>this isn't handsome
Not me, but you get the point.

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He looks like a hobo to be honest.

>This isn't handsome
Good-looking guy. Too bad he's Indian (and not from Trinidad,) and looks at least half white

Disgusting, not worth it

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Go to a college party, crash that shit. If you do it when everyone is drunk no one won’t realize you’re not from that school and you’ll get to have the chance to reinvent yourself in front of a new crowd.

Use that to build confidence. If you duck up don’t worry, you’ll never see them again and they won’t even remember you.

This sounds like some stupid movie shit. I think I'll just get one of those silicone women lower body's with the fat ass. How do I hide it from my mom Bros?

or cuba, those bitches will destroy your dick

Fine fuck you. Go be a weak ass beta faggot and don’t bother trying to be better.

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I'm not white enough to pull off your gay movie antics man. I'm not even white :+(

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Adultwork is good in the uk. Not sure about usa.
Moat of the guys they see are probably old and/ or fat. They won't be attracted to you, but they might be less disgusted if you're young and fit.
They won't care about dick size unless it's too big to work with.

Cope and go spend money on fake or used pussy you fuck.

>pussy in any form
>gay

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