You are REQUIRED to post ITT if you have never seen a girl naked IRL

Reporting for duty original sir

>as always, family members don't count

What if someone got naked for me over the phone?

>As always, family members don't count
even if you slept with them?

Does taking just the shirt off count(not the bra)

an e-girl wrote my name on her chest once but yea zero irl experiences

hail. i must

>first year of high school
>walk past swimming pool, ladies' changing room
>door open
>split-second full nude view of 7/10, notice her cute trimmed bush
>door closes instantly
>realize what I've seen
>tell classmates, get a high five from all the chads

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checking those trips
miss ya brother

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This is not the best feel in the world desu

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ive never seen gril naked, now wut?

As you originally wish, OP

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What do you consider naked ? Bare chest ? No clothes at all ?

Does it have to be fully naked?
> family members don't count so don't bother asking.
Damn, this is still in effect for step mothers right?
Yea i'll stay this way, I hate woman so much I don't even like their presence.

sup
origini

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Reporting in, this better be an original comment, Im making it flowery

I've seen a bikini nip slip of my crush when I was 16. Nothing since then.

I've seen prostitutes and strippers naked in real life, but I've never seen a naked girl in real life the "traditional way."

i have, in changing rooms/showers. most recent is iceland cause they force you to strip off and shower before entering the lagoon or swimming pools. bit awkward because it was a trip with school so my classmates may have seen me naked as well. the teacher had to wait until we were all out before showering herself.

Ugh...
S

Hey what do I win man

Yeah so... what do we do now?

Stripclubs count?

ive never seen a pussy irl but ive seen a couple pair of titties (not strippers)

Wouldn't have posted but I had this happen to me too, for a split second when at the laundry/bath house at the summer camp I worked at one year. Was it a girl you knew and found attractive? How did she react afterwards?

I saw a girls tits in a play does it count?

Not intentionally
Girl i know pulled her waistband forward exposing her cunt for a split second by accident

I've never seen a naked woman. Never held hands, never hugged romantically (just a goodbye hug once when I moved to some other city) never kissed, I don't even know how female skin feels. Prostitution is legal here in germany but I don't wanna pay some chick to have sex with me. I want to have sex with a girl that actually wants it on her own free will.

20 years old now. Lads, please tell me this gonna change.

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A few months ago I went to an artsy hippie live music event, little did I know that it would feature a full nude early 20's girl dancing like a Greek oracle the whole time. I felt robbed, I wanted my first time seeing a naked girl to be due to my own achievements.

>20
Dude you're young, plenty of time to change.

At least I've got a few drops of demon blood r...right???

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Same as this user except 24 and USA. Sorry, it doesn't get better.

>tfw had sex
>still haven't seen a girl naked IRL because it was dark and I was drunk

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By the end of memeyear+3, I will have reached 32 without ever having seen a naked woman irl.

The closest I've ever been is having a female tell me what her vagina looks like

King me

>had sex
Please find a different place to post you failed normie

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S-H-I-T

>you're young

Not as young as the kids today who lose their virginity at 13. I feel like a failure man. Everyone I know already has had plenty of relationships or is currently in one. I'm in no way ugly or something and I always try to appear the best I can and be the most pleasant to be around but it just. won't. happen.
Some roasties from my abitur (something like college) always said the usual bullshit to me "it's gonna happen user, you'll meet the one and she's gonna be great, you'll be the best couple out there bla bla yadda yadda"

If it's not going to change what's the point? Why don't I just end it now if it's never going to better. Man fuck this shit

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Go to a hooker. You'll feel a lot better without your virginity constantly weighing on your mind. Once it's gone you can move on with your life.

Like, in a love stage show? That sounds hot.

>the only pair of irl boobs i've seen are my middle aged mom's

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learn to read nigger
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
Not surprised

I'd love to but as I said before, as stupid as it sounds. I don't want to resort to paying some chick. Dunno why but the one thing more important to me than losing my virginity, is losing it to a chick that actually wants to have sex with me on her own free will. It's my own fault I'm in a constant loop of unachievable goals but I can't help it

Saw a woman's tits hanging out in a bar once.

>Not as young as the kids today who lose their virginity at 13. I feel like a failure man.
There are more 20yos virgins than you think, you're not alone in this. If you're in college then you'll have plenty of chances. Just focus on making friends and trying to be as social as possible, put yourself out there.
Also like said, if you feel like your virginity is something always present in your head you would do good in visiting a hooker.

Requirement fulfilled...

I used to be able to talk to girls no problem, but now I can barely look at them. What's happened to me?

Your choice dude. Just remember the older you get, the harder it'll be to lose your virginity.

LIVE stage show. Fuck.

Yeah it's true I guess. Sort of low on the list of things that actually bother me though...

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See Also, I already graduated from my Abitur, chances are all gone and besides the chicks there all had boyfriends already outside of school

is a womans bussy in the same place as my dick

I've never seen a girl naked before :((((

Thirty years and still haven't seen a girl naked. Feels suicidal man.

>literally had a girl in my bed when I was 14
>hard as fuck
>she asks me if she should stay over
>freeze
the story of how I didn't lose it, now 2 years from wizard

only seen tiddies at beach but thats it

I'm hoping that this will change by the end of the year. I'm done getting hung up on particular girls and I'm going to think in abundance mentality. Essentially, I'm going to try the red pill for a while, and if I still don't find a girl, then I'll just take the black pill.

posting ITT because im required to

posting random image because i want to

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Maybe using Jow Forums terminology ripped off from the Matrix movies as a personal life philosophy is the issue?

Here I am familia

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does a 3 y/o girl 15 years ago count? in a public place?

A prostitute once flashed me her goods, while she screamed at me her price.
Does that even count?

>seen both sisters naked
>seen mother's milkers

I saw a girls titty in high school once but that's about it.

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One time I saw boobs. It was neat.

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Do nude models in art class count?

family members don't count for requiring to post ITT though
maybe YOU should google how to read

I saw a hot indian woman's nipple in public once. She was breastfeeding. That was pretty sweet

Whats up OP!

I'm here just like you've said!

I need to post here so heres a fun little image for you cuties.

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Never ever, not even panties-and-bra.

Pirates wear eyepatches so one eye is adjusted to dark when they go below deck

tis a sad fate

reminder
women dont exist because they have not proved that they aren't just men in disguise to me

>69 posters
cool

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So, what will we talk about?

that's not senia. That's someone disguised as senia. The eyes are wrong, the eyebrows are wrong, the lips are wrong. and that's a wig.

Here I am, in an original way

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wizard coming through out of the way new fags

reporting in here for this thread.

I've had sex but never seen a girl naked fully. My ex girlfriend had some weird thing about her chest so she kept her shirt on, but we still fucked. Does that count?

How many of these posts are baiting for laffs? Well, anyway I don't care. Here's what I feel like sharing:

Occasionally I feel depressed because when I was in my early twenties, a girl finally jumped in bed with me, wanted to bang, we were naked and did stuff but for some reason I didn't want to have sex with her. Why didn't I just get it out of the way then and there?

Over the next couple years I made out with a couple girls despite having shit social skills, but then nothing really else. Finally, I have resorted to going to strip clubs. One dancer eventually wanted to be friends in real life, and knowing that she likes me is a comfort. But I feel as though the practice hasn't been a great idea because it's made me feel even more distanced from the idea of a real relationship.

The point is that years have gone by and I haven't fucked. I feel like I have screwed up somehow and just want to get it over with, but I also feel like I don't even have an interest in the idea anymore. Like I would just do it once, try and do a good job so as not to embarrass myself to myself, and then be like alright, glad that's out of the way finally. And then live possibly the rest of my life as an asexual.

Never have, probably will one day, but never have. Ree.

I fingered a girl but she kept her clothes on

I think that you'll be extremely underwhelmed when and if you do. I'd say just roll with it and become a wizard if you're going to be asexual anyway.

never seen a fully naked girl irl

Yes I know. At this point, I just feel anxious at the thought that I never bothered to lose it. But I'm not so sure that I am actually missing anything.

Well yea it was nice but i was with my mother so not very comfy
+ it was about some retard that had walked in on her showering so yea it was extremly hot

I have seen a girl topless in 3rd grade if that counts

get the fuck out chad 3rd grade nips are top tier

I've gotten a few sexts but never irl, no.

Reporting in. I can't wait until I get my magic powers!

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