I'm currently wearing a cock cage, as my gf wants me to. Today in the gym I noticed that it's getting in my way when doing ab exercises, deadlifts and leg press. Any advice how to change my exercises, so the cock cage doesn't interfere with my workout? Taking it off is not an option. I don't have access to the key.
I'm currently wearing a cock cage, as my gf wants me to...
John Cox
Dylan Rivera
Just cut the damn thing off at this point .
Jack Wood
Agreed.
And I mean your penis.
Parker Gutierrez
Well user I've had the same struggle. I kinda just found a way to get my cage to rest in a position that allows activity without bothering you.
But at the same time. You are supposed to feel it and know it is there. You are doing it for her after all aren't you?
Brody Cook
Kill yourself
Zachary Davis
>Being this manly.
This is why I left my manhood behind.
Jayden Miller
My wife lets me out once a week for an hour while we’re watching This Is Us (assuming I have been good that week). Shits so cash.
Jace Butler
Lmao, unironically kys yourself desu famalam.
I'm seriously.
Hunter Rivera
Not sure if trolling but that sounds badass.
>These fucking captchas
Michael Taylor
The cuckest shit I've seen all day
Kayden Reed
Kill yourself
Isaac Rogers
You guys have already lost so much do you at least get laid? You know shat I'm saying? Your partners have already cut your balls off, can you at least get a blowjob?
Zachary Johnson
ROFL
Brody Ward
How is it cuck retard? How often does your gf buy you beer? The "chores" are something he would have to do anyways and he gets rewarded for it. You do the same shit and get nagged and put in a cuck cage like OP, that guy gets stickers and his dick sucked for doing basic ass shit. Looks pretty alpha to me.
Owen Mitchell
Stay mad, at least I have a wife who loves me while you jerk off to anime.
Adam Long
user i..
Jordan King
This is literally what half of Jow Forums wants, though:
A girlfriend.
This is what they spend years in the gym straining for, and take roids for.
...or maybe you think you're above this?
Maybe you think it's gonna be different with you - that you're just gonna sit there watching TV while your girlfriend does the dishes for you? Maybe your kid's daipers won't even smell, because you're so "genetically gifted".
This is what you have to look forward to, future cucks.
Have fun with that.
Joshua White
Dont
Xavier Price
I wish one of you guys had children, so I could kick them in their fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain, because that’s the pain I have waking up every day.
Adrian Phillips
Reminder that the chart is from plebbit and has been posted dozens of times you fucking newfags
Elijah Martin
What the fuck did you just make me read
David Gutierrez
>this thread
James Gutierrez
This is normal, though.
This is what women have to do to get their husbands to stop playing stupid video games and actually do basic tasks. Either that, or just leave them and take their kids with them, whereopn the dad will start crying about how "unfair" it all is.
You will all have this list - maybe not written out, but it will still be in your head, because you need it in order to be a good boy.
Isaac King
Whatever gets you through the day, sven.
Gavin Perry
oO(How did he know? o_O; )
Leo Adams
fucking kek
Leo Moore
Yeah same here, I have to wear it for one month so that my wife would allow me to play Spiderman on PS4