Now here is the ULTIMATE SECRET to score more girls while being a SHORT MAN. regardless of how short

now here is the ULTIMATE SECRET to score more girls while being a SHORT MAN. regardless of how short.
>lift until you are absurdly strong
>get a muay thai black belt
>get a brazilian jiu jitsu black belt
>go club
>place a sign that says "100$ for anyone who can beat me (taller men only)"
>beat every single tall dude at the club
>be the tallest dude at the club
>now you heightmog everyone and you can have all girls

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Whatever you say little man

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What if even the girls are taller than you ?

well, it won't matter. you will be the tallest option anyway

tyson was always beating taller opponents. short men have more muscle per pound and better balance. they have less reach but you can workaround that with some techniques.

Whatever you say little man

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>muay thai
>belt

i'm not saying anything, just watch any of his fights. i don't care about your whack ass webms.

Whatever you say little man

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Lmao let me see you fight McGregor or Silva.

These midgets made it to fight a champion. There's a high chance they could kick your foot into your ass.

that is an actual midget right

Whatever you say little man

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I mean there's 0 chance this webm spamming idiot lasts even 1 min in the ring with McNuggets. Funny when people think they can beat someone cause they're couple inches taller or have some more muscle.

>Funny when people think they can beat someone cause they're couple inches taller or have some more muscle
Cope some more

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>phone autocorrects McGregor to mcnuggets
Fat seething manlets hahahahah

Agreed
I train bjj and krav maga, 6'3 200lbs
there's a guy in my krav class who barely reaches my chin, and he could rip me to pieces

>5'11 vs 6'0

Is that tyron woodley? What fight was that?

Someone please post DC knocking out Stipe and shut this guy up.

>there's a guy in my krav class who barely reaches my chin, and he could rip me to pieces
Now imagine how hard that guy would rape you if he was your size.

this guy is 5'10"

itt butthurt coping manlets

27 y/o, 5' 6.5" reporting

Improve in presenting yourself and talking skills. Learn the difference between fun and funny.
That's it.

>muay thai
>black belt

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He's 5'9"

>.5