Hey, you forgot to wipe the bench

how bout i wipe ur ass faggot

Mmm!

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Make me

betacuck

I just joined a gym and I noticed many people carry around small bags and have towels with them that they use to put on the benches

am I supposed to do this? put a towel on every bench I use?

what the fuck are you doing in my garage faggot

Wrong. I wiped it before I started. If you care that much you can wipe it yourself. I didn't sweat all over it anyway or I would have. Now I'm leaving and going to forget about you.

If that's your gym's culture then go for it. If you don't give a fuck then dont

I don't give a fuck I usually show up to the gym with absolutely nothing and I don't want to bring any shit with me cause I jog to the gym, but I don't want to get yelled at or mogged either

wat

I go to a chain gym with two locations near me. The one closest to me seems like it's made for boomers and using a towel on benches is mandatory.

Meanwhile the location I always go to takes an extra 15 minutes to reach but isn't filled with boomers and isn't so rarted

I will cut off your head and skull fuck you

Based and redpilled and /thread

> there is no garuntee that the person before you wiped the equipment
Why isnt the standard to wipe it before you use it ?

I'm gonna kick ur ass! *he shits his pants out of fear, shits them britches full, lays on the ground crying*

I saw a guy benching 3 plate wipe everything down though.. are you guys lying to me

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>unable to accept fault
>inflates the matter further

Sounds like that gay, cannibal serial killer that actually did this.

common courtesy is virtuous as fuck but people can make mistakes.

>Jow Forums posters think having the slightest regard for other people is beta

This attitude harms you as well as other people. Having empathy for other people is good for the soul.

>people
Things leftists are not

>carry around small bags
people that carry their small bags around the gym is the worst, just leave that shit in the locker idgaf if u carry around a little bitch towel or squats shoes
LEAVE THAT SHIT IN THE LOCKER ROOM

Why? I don't have an opinion I just don't understand why you care

He lives through me, he has needs like I do, we both want to rape you

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>soul

They clutter up the place, potentially being a hazard and definitely being in the way. The gym is a place of movement, and nobody wants you to bring your fucking luggage from station to station.

imagine being this autistic

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Just use the locker room, literally everyone else in the gym will appreciate it. Locks cost about five bucks.

How to counter this? Just carry a second towel?

My bag's always under my bench, inside the rack with me or underneath the plate stands. How is my shit in the way?

>not carrying a second towel to wipe down your sweaty towel

look at this 0 humility beta, learn from real alpha's

I wipe every piece of equipment down after I use it every time. It's just how I was taught to do it when I started out on my ship's gyms, and I carried it over. Feels weird seeing some people not give a fuck after drenching a bench, but I don't actually care about sweat touching me, I just wipe it down for other people.

Why wouldn't you wipe it down though? Takes less than 20 seconds to do to grab a rag, spray the bench, and then wipe it twice.

Leave it as you found it.

CRINGE and BLUEPILLED

a good post

After you train bjj or wrestling for a month or two you stop caring. About everything. You can be bleeding all over yourself and its just another rodeo.

>that guy that's skinnyfat and has no discernable muscle that tries to give you advice

Why do skinnyfats do this? This kid is like 6'0 160 lbs and constantly trying to teach me fitness shit. I finished benching 2pl8 and he was like "that's good but I heard flyes are better for growth"

Because I need my chalk or my belt or my 1,5L bottle of water at different times, and having a bag in stead of carrying and stowing 3 separate items is infinitely more practical?

90% of gym goers are casual and don't require any of those items, so of course they aren't dragging bags around

Based and redpilled. One of my favorite lifting songs

Is it weird i dont really sweat? Ive never had a wet shirt from sweat even if im very active on a hot day

>Yes, that's correct. Bye.

chalk in pocket
belt on and on the floor when you dont need it
water in your hand and next to you while lifting

cuck

>that guy that curls more weight than he can handle by making it a full body exercise

You don't have to imagine.

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>lifting with liquid chalk container constantly in your pocket at risk of falling out
>he actually wears baggy shorts with large pockets in stead of sweatpants or normal shorts when lifting
>leaving your own belt on the floor so others might thing it's part of the gym equipment, so they use it/damage it/steal it/pick it up and leave it somewhere else
>using a belt at all when you're not doing heavy OHP/deadlifts/squats

if I knew who you were I would place my bag as close as possible to you at all times, but also far enough away that it would objectively not obstruct whatever exercise you were doing, only to trigger your autism

>pretend i didn't hear him
>continue walking to where i'm going
>if he gets in my way to further pursue the matter say something like "dude, you're being weird, chill" really loud and make him feel awkward because no one probably heard what he said

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Oh yeah? well...y-you forgot to wipe your ass mr smellypants.

Guys please, I'm at a birthday and it's not healthy trying to keep my laughter in like this.

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This.

>souless

Based

no, if you're acting stupid and doing dumb things you should own up to it and learn from your mistakes instead of just playing it off like its beta. You're the cuck

I legitly got this dyel asian to wipe my ass for me.

>in gym lockerroom after legday about to take glorious post workout shit
>in walks one other person in lockerroom
>yup dyel asian
>take fake arm cast out of my locker
>put fake cast on arm
>go to stall to activate bankai
>hear dyel asian still in my gym lockerroom
>tell him I broke my arm and need someone to help me wipe
>he reluctantly agrees as I can be pretty convincing
>he kept gagging the whole time but didn't complain and surprisingly does 10/10 job like he's done it before
>after he's done I stand up and thank him as I take the fake cast off and put it back in my locker
>"Haha you wipe me long time thanks jackie chan, you better be back here tomorrow at the same time to perform your duties."

Let me just say one thing, once you have an asian dyel wiping your ass for you, you won’t want to go back. He’s pretty obedient, think he might actually like doing it. Thinking of starting him on hormones next week. Should also add that I’m not really a bully.

Not my job.

>admitting you're not human

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Why do people care so much about wiping off equipment? Like if I leave a literal puddle of sweat I'll wipe it off but if I get off the bench and it looks no different who cares?

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Kek

Gym alpha bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my gym. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely not wipe down the equipment after I’m down sweating on it. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even wipes it down for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administered by said authoritative figures.

>mfw I see beta dyels wipe up my sweat like the cockroaches they are.

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>doesn't have equipment to carry around
Confirmed for DYEL, at least have some chalk on you

Do you guys wipe the barbell clean in the power racks/half racks?

An employee came up to me earlier this week and "kindly" reminded me to do so.

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yeah but browsing Jow Forums while at a social gathering is completely healthy

stop sweat-shaming me
*hits lunk alarm*

It’s amazing how completely unfunny this is

Don't forget to wait and polish the shoes of the next person to use it

asian dyel spotted. look out boys, this one is triggered.