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Your first year, maybe two years, will be 90% requirement classes. You'll get like one actual choice per semester until you get closer to your degree. A lot of people don't even pick a major until like, their third year. So just get your requirements out of the way now and pick what you're interested in when you get the chance.

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How long should we talk before I ask her out
There are a bunch of coffee shops and restaurants on my campus (it's a big UC school) so we won't have to go far
Or should I go somewhere off campus

As fucking soon as reasonably possible, no joking. The reason guys get "friendzoned" is because they wait too long and their opening for being seen as a romantic interest ends.
Just be like "wanna go get coffee after work?" and you'll clear up that problem, there's no ambiguity that you're interested.

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Roll the dice, man. Ask her to go out some time. If she says no, then so what?

This right here. Don't waste your time and hers. Just ask her out now while she's interested.

She's the only coworker that I have the same shift with every day (except she starts and finished half an hour earlier) so I can ask her tomorrow

this. strike it while the iron is hot, she expressed clear interest there is only one option for you

PROTIP: It's not rape. But play your cards correctly and you too are going to J-J-JAM IT IN

i dropped out in the first term of last year, i spoke to no one for the short duration i was there

i doubt i'll be making it

My semester doesn't start until September 4th. I'm feeling good but also a little anxious. I spent first year basically friendless but I made a few in second year. I'm hoping that confidence streak can continue and I'll meet more friends this year. Also I got a bunch of dates last year that went nowhere but at least I was getting dates. Hoping I might finally meet an interesting cutie.

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>stacy makes small talk with me in class
>have next class with her too
>she attempts to make small talk with me again but I'm too akward to carry on a conversation
>she then asks me to come see her volleyball game

Should I go, am I being rused, why the fuck is she even talking to me?

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this was me a semester ago. don't worry about it but decide what you wanna go for in life in a timely manner. remember, brother, you are but a momentarily embarrassed genius

She's mistaken your autism for being a "strong, silent type." Now just keep up the ruse for the rest of your life and you've got yourself a free stacy wife.

No seriously though just go see the game, even if it doesn't work out the only pain is the pain you inflict on yourself by dwelling on it.

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I've been seeing (fucking) a cute girl. She's tatted with piercings, but I don't really care. I'm happy and none of you can take that away from me.

they start tomorrow

>cute girl next to me keeps quietly saying things in class like she wants me to talk to her
>manage to contain my autism and just nod at a couple things she says

>turns out she's in my next class too
>continue ignoring her
>after class she finally just outright says hi to me and we had a short conversation while walking out

I did it
I managed to not immediately spaghetti all over a girl who paid me a tiny amount of attention

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either go to the game or ask to do something else, i feel like she wants you to say "how about we.." but she wants to do something with you at least. safest bet is going to the game , actually learn some vball rules

>professor wants the class to work in groups for a majority of assignments
Wtf why? Also in one of my other classes the teacher wanted us to exchange contact information and have us play a game with each other.

I assume you're a freshman. Professors of freshman classes are highly encouraged to make you socialize, because ultimately, those classes aren't ones where you'll learn anything about what you ultimately get your degree in. They want to focus on having you actually make friends and connections. That said, they usually completely fail because you can't make people be friends with one another.

started my second year, after dropping two semesters for mental health reasons
haven't talked to anyone
I did my classwork right after I got to my apartment so maybe

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I don't know how I'm supposed to make friends with normies when I already have a hard time making friends with people like me. I just want to learn and be by myself. I'm really tempted to drop the group class for different one since it's an English class and I don't want to have my work passed around for a bunch of people to look at. I could give less of a shit looking like a retard in math, but writing is personal. I doubt they'll have one that matches with my schedule though.

Good thing no one ever talks to you if you look perpetually pissed off

One of my freshman professors did this too for the first six months and only thing he managed was make the people not interested in doing group work stop going to class, myself included.

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Is that Soe? Good taste

Just live with it man. It's probably a requirement anyway. Believe me, if you can use spellcheck, you'll look less retarded than 90% of your classmates. I nearly have an English degree and some of the shit I have to read from classmates is embarrassing.

>struggle a lot with last math class
>it was almost entirely online work
>decide that the review you get at the beginning of a math class should be enough, and don't go relearn everything before the semester
>come into first class today
>teacher says she'll be bringing out computers for us to use in class
>there's basically no review

Ever get the impression that God hates you?

>some of the shit I have to read from classmates is embarrassing
How do I not write embarrassing shit? Just spellcheck and a grammar book?

Basically yeah. Nobody actually cares, not unless you specifically go into creative writing. You have no idea dude, most people are fucking braindead as writing. I wish I still had copies of some of the shit I've had to peer review, these people can barely fucking read.

>semester starts in a week
>all the classes are online

BASED
AS
FRICK

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as someone who's been to university, if you're looking for girls, the easiest is clubs. Or, you scope out your class. see any girls who are alone (and aren't with their highschool clique or something) and sit next to them on your next class.
If you have an orientation thing, that's even easier. Just find a qt, work your way next to them and then point out some shit that you can both laugh about or make fun of

The idiom is, you should hammer your iron while it is glowing hot

I'm taking one online and four IRL. Took two online at the same time this summer while working and it couldn't have been easier. I really like online classes though, since there are no group projects or any bullshit like that, and professors are really laid back.

Not making it this year unfortunatly. And next year I start as a wageslave.

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Who /gradstudent/ here? Ya'll got teaching duties? I have to teach little Friday classes this semester and I have no prepared at all yet. I'll milk the ice breaker stuff and syllabus reading as much as possible on day 1 then get into it next week.

>I really like online classes though, since there are no group projects or any bullshit like that, and professors are really laid back.
100% this, I'm a bit more of a misanthrope than I let on, so I really like that there aren't any group projects, presentations, commuting, etc, they're a lot easier

You better update tomorrow, no matter what happens

I don't even care about presentations or commuting. I really just dislike group projects because I invariably have to take the reins and save us from failing the class. Sure, I'm very open with professors when my group members slack off, but by the next semester there's another group of lazy cunts that I'm grouped with, and I end up doing the work of four people all over again. It's bullshit and I can never stand it.

>Yes.
>Yes.
>No.
I have no problem with talking to cute girls and becoming friends, but I'm too spastic to try anything beyond that. Some girls have even made it obvious that they think I'm "hot", but my inner robot stops me from doing anything other than laughing it off... Maybe after I start working january next year the money will give me enough confidence to ask someone out, I'm also trying to get fit to be less insecure.

>he thinks money=confidence
I mean on some level yes. You can safely ask a girl out for coffee if you know you'll have the money for it and not like, have to ask your parents or some shit. But I'm guessing that's not the case and you could probably just do it anyway and you're using this as an excuse to not man up, you little cupcake.

>you're using this as an excuse to not man up, you
I'm afraid that MIGHT be the case, but it's also a fact that I'm poor af and would only be able to take someone to fr*e activities most of the time.

who /eat lunch in their car/ here?
just me? that's what i thought

>20, can't buy alcohol yet
>no friends so can't get any from other people
Jesus Christ this is hell. At least last year I had a dorm mate who would buy me shit every week.

Change those fucking laws
Or live in canada
or the UK
or France
or anywhere else in the world I guess

I've been at uni for about a week. Already have one semester under my belt. I probably won't "make it" because ive basically just gave up and decided to just make sure I do good in class.

>he unironically uses alcohol to deal with depression
This is actual boomer shit dude, from back when US society was so retarded that people were shamed for seeking mental help.

>Yes
>Yes, already been rejected
>No

Stop posting that leathery old hag.

>No, next week
>No, it doesn't start until next week
>Probably, I can't predict the future

what are some robot friendly degrees? (little/no communication with classmates)

don't insult my wife, she's just doing her very important job

NEET college dropout starting over from square one, the start of the same course as before again in September. Is it normal to not feel anything in this situation? I don't feel happy or excited about college like I did last year and it is a bit concerning.

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I think any non-health/biology related STEM degree is a good bet. All physics courses I've taken up until now haven't required any interpersonal skill at all. I'm doing a pharmacy degree though and there are a lot of seminars and lab group work.

Im joining a physics foundation year in a month. I hope i do well.

Almost ending my university with no internship or friends.
Just fuck my shit up.
Please give me a job

This is one of those chicks that look pretty at first glance but then you look and realize they aren't pretty at all.

if you're gay as hell, sure, that makes sense

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>no internship
how
I mean, I don't know how shit works over there in burgerland, but I'm in a "le third world shithole" economy and I just got an internship offer and am in my second term (which I turned down because want to take extra courses)

This
She just has european features
Americans tend to have softer, rounder features, europeans tend to have features like more pronounced jaw, 'strong' noses and cheekbones. less rounded brow and flatter forehead

Dunno about him but in canada you can go through university (unless you're in some honours program) without ever needing to get a project from a professor, or shit like that
>inb4 lolcanada

Almost got laid first year so might as well tell the story
>first year
>no friends
>make friends with a ginger, a gay guy and nerdy girl
>pretty average face, nice petite body
>had no competition, gay guy's gay, ginger never shows up to uni
>everyone on course is going to bar
>take a while getting there because I live over an hour from everything (commute)
>get there and nerdy chick is drunk as hell
>keeps flirting with me, calling me cute, betting that I get sex all the time etc.
>play along, a bit drunk so don't spill spaghetti
>eventually make out, go to her place
>ofuck.mov
>giving me a handy, its December so her hand is really cold, not fun at all, cock cant get hard and instead shrinks
>he phone goes off, her background is her kissing her (what I presume) bf
>im not going to lose my virginity like this
>awkwardly say I got to get the last train home and leave in the freezing weather
We tried to play it off as if nothing happened the next time I saw her, but the atmosphere would remain like this for the rest of the year.

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I'm in Canada and there's something called co-op which pretty much guarantees you a job if you do well in school

I'm from bananaland, actually.
The problem is that I'm an introvert in a normie extroverted country.
So guess who they'll pick.
The one who knows shit and is dedicated or the one who speaks louder and has connections?

I'm familiar with co-op, and it's something you have to enroll in, isn't it? I haven't been in uni for a while, but co-ops tend to be part of the program, usually engineering programs back when i was in uni

>bananaland
You mean sopaland? That's where I'm from too. Where did you graduate, user?

How the fuck can you guys do this for four years?
I just got here, freshman year, and I'm already realizing I'm gonna hate this.
>No prior friends
>The few people I've talked to turned out to not really be my type of friend
>Roommate is a Chad, albeit a considerate Chad
>Classes just started, but will probably be awful
Obviously, my opinion can change, but I don't think I'm gonna come back for round 2. In fact, if I didn't already pay for this entire year, I would be out of here.

I will just continue taking online classes because I'm a wageslave at the same time. It won't make any difference socially anyway.

>take swimming course as a practical (hands-on) elective
>actually learn to swim, can tread for 15 minutes are my worst, can swim decently now
>day of examination comes
>one of the examinations includes being able to hold on water for 5 minutes
>pass with flying colours, could go for another bunch of minutes
Now to add some context, there are lifeguards volunteering/working there, making sure to keep an eye on everyone in case they need some help because instructor can't watch all of us at once
>one of the lifeguards watching me is a chubby, but incredibly cute girl that's 1 or 2 years older than me
>she appears to notice me
>class ends, everyone gets out of the pool, dry off, shower, go home etc...
>next day is written examination day
>do written exam, just testing on knowledge of swim styles, basic movement in water, etc..
>finish it
>mentioned lifeguard girl is there (probably because it's her shift or something) with other lifeguards
>stay after class, ask some questions to instructor
>just as I am about to leave, mentioned lifeguard girl walks up to me and asks if I live in the dorms in uni
>kind of dumbfounded with a question this personal, don't really know what she's hinting at
>girls never showed me this much attention, especially on this level
>simply reply that I live at home
>leave
This was months ago.
I'm still pondering why she asked me this.
Any advice, fellow uni fags?

Next semester starting this fall, not sure if I will encounter any cute girls.

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And what are your options, faggot? Becoming a neet? Le trades meme? Kys

26 year old who just transferred to uni here. Classes start next monday should I email mmy profs asking them if the syllabi are done yet?

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>Becoming a neet?
If I was able to, I would.
>Le trades meme?
No fucking way.
My "plan" is that I want to either become a NEET for a while, join the military, or just go to a uni that is closer to where I live, since I'm five hours away right now.

>should I be an annoying 26 years old boomer?

Do it for the rest of us, faggot.

It'll be fine man. When Chad inevitably invites you to a party in someone else's room, don't turn him down. Obviously you hate parties but just give it a chance. Get drunk or some shit. You won't get along with most people but you won't find the ones you do get along with unless you try.

yes, what the hell. they start monday, should already be done.

I just want to map out the test dates and shit

uma dlc
Haven't graduated yet. Studying chemical engineering.
Show me your ways user.
I'm kinda getting desperate.

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>Has your semester started yet, robots?
September 3rd or 4th
>Have you talked to any cute girls in your classes?
I'm afraid of girls
>Is this the semester you finally /makeit/?
I don't know. I met a guy who's big into drugs at orientation. Never even touched drugs or alcohol but perhaps I will in uni and find a gf though that.

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>join the military
I'd do it if I were you, but only after finishing school to join as an officer. In fact, maybe I will do that and join my country's military as a First Lieutenant (Pharmacist).

Fuck girls and people in general. I just want to get my education and degree with the least amount of baggage as possible at this point.

Couldn't be better! I'm living the life!

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Started today. Brief moment of hope as a cute girl sat next to me and smiled, in a classroom with sixteen empty seats left. I think she said her name was Summer. I'm holding out for tomorrow to see if a qt that I was on the same wavelength with last semester is in the one class that we both need for our majors. If so, I'll ask her out by the end of the week.
I'm going to make myself make it.
>Google showed my university in the captcha.
Deebly goncerned.

Here's what you do, trust me.

Get a single dorm.
Build a computer.
Download steam, blizzard, and etc.
Get ahead in your schoolwork. And STAY AHEAD. Chunk your readings out.

Fuck friends college normies are fucking retards. Parties are horrible wastes of time, basic thots just puke on your shoes. And sex isn't worth the risk with college sluts, 1/6 people have herpes.

Just stay in your dorm and play games. Trust me, no more strict judgmental parents, easy A's, and endless time to play games and sleep in. Plus most single dorms have private bathrooms or Jack n Jill bathrooms.

>he has girls start conversations with him
>he has girls talk to him
>he has girls even look at him

haha must be nice

I'm in my last semester and I've made no friends and am still khhv. Fuck.

It is, betaboy

Same
Well I mean I kissed a girl twice but it was really awkward

>Well I mean I kissed a girl twice but it was really awkward
I couldn't even fathom kissing or sex for that matter. They are abstractions at this point.

this lad is unironically correct. My first year of uni last year, all i literally did was leave my halls to go to lectures and uni shit, and come back to play vidya and do my work when i needed to. Passed everything with literally no stress and a few weeks of revision here and there before the exams. Coursework is easy as well as long as you keep on top of it, i did all mine a week prior and get 70+'s

I'm just too boring for girls, and people as a whole, to notice me. I was lucky that someone I knew from high school who went to the same college forced me into a friend group or I'd have made no friends because of my lack of social skills.

Plus I don't understand or know how to flirt.

>dislikes rooming with Chad
>dislikes everybody he's talked to
>wants to join the military
The military is your situation on fucking crack. Don't waste your time.

It's not that bad. Learn to talk to people a bit, and if you're really not a fan of others just put your head down and focus on your schoolwork.

tfw 24 years old in a class of 19 year olds

I still look young which is a plus but still, feels weird for me to talk to people

>I'm just too boring
This is what everyone says, and it's because you're too afraid to get passionate about things. Some people can fake being really interested in dumb shit, some can't. But you can't simultaneously refuse to talk about your own interests enthusiastically while also being bad about feigning interest in other people. Ya gotta take one man.

>I don't understand or know how to flirt
This you just have to fake super hard. I'm not gonna lie to you. My brother is a turbo-chad and I've heard him say the cringiest, knockoff-james-bond tier shit and it works. Partially because he's buff, but also because it turns out that's just how it is. Bad one-liners work if you have the confidence for them. Or fake the confidence for them.

Now that's assuming they're already interested, obviously you have to get to that stage first.