>20 yo virgin
>took girl on date first time ever on friday
>we're supposed to go to see a movie tonight
>just texted me "actually can we just watch netflix at your place"
I am like 90% sure I'm losing my virginity tonight lads how badly am i gonna fuck it up
This is once in a lifetime opportunity. Your place better look clean as fuck.
Don't. Get. Overzealous.
cleaning like a madman atm
got it
oh fuck, I'm rooting for you harder than all WorldCup normies combined, don't fuck it up user play it cool just like we taught you
If you're done cleaning up go shower, don't you dare to be smelly when you open the door.
You will probably fuck it up, not cause you're a robot but because everyone's first time is a mess. And that's completely fine and normal, enjoy the good times while they're rolling and there's no shame in not having the same experience as some others(:
screencap this
my prediction is she just wants to watch netflix
Farewell user. Don't let me see you in these parts again
>girl comes over
>sits down and turns on netflix
>"whats anime and why do you watch alot of it?"
You were so close user but you completely fucked it up.
Also,
>Reddit spacing on a fucking greentext
How new are you?
Hope it goes well, OP. Good luck!
trim your public hair and buy some condors
good luck lad
Good luck, normie. If you get laid, gtfo
you act like i don't still have a completely full pack my dad bought for me when i left for college two years ago
don't watch anime thankfully, but she's asian so if anyone can't judge it's her
You won't fuck it up, at least the sticking your P in V part. It's natural and engraved in all our biological coding.
The only hard part is getting to the point where she's undressed and ready for the P since that involves social skills.
Good luck, you can do it.
Sending support for user, I believe in you
My enter key jams desu
If she mentions it just say you were lookng into her culture
Good luck senpai
Very originally
Godspeed user
be chill, and report back and tell us how it went later
Your dick's getting sucked tonight. Literally Netflix and chill.
She wants to fuck.
Good luck. Maybe she will make the first move since she already had the balls to just invite herself over.
user IS GETTING THAT NUT TONIGHT
GIVING THAT NUT
FEELING THAT NUT
dude if a girl wants to fuck you, she's going to fuck you. when i lost my v card, the girl put my hands on her body cuz I was too freaked out.
when is she coming over user? can you keep us updated?
good work my friend
don't forget us on the other side
rooting for you user. I better see that "see ya later virgins" greentext tomorrow!
oh fuck op im in the same boat tonight only im 24 so its way more pathetic
>suppose to give girl ride tomorrow morning
>ask her what time
>she ask if she can just spend the night
i have already took a medium dose of phenibut to hopefully make me not a sperg. I hope we both succeed brother.
Just sit on the couch and let her do all the work, don't do anything that could be a bad idea, just take it slow, she might not even want sex she might just legitimately wanna get to know u, or kiss etc.
The worse thing you can actually do here is speed things up prematurely and have her not like you anymore.
Just take things slow, engage her, and she'll do all the work for you if she likes you.
Most important thing here is taking it slow, letting her do the work, and taking hints. You'll know a hint if you're wondering to yourself she's acting strange and touching me should i proceed to the next stage slowly, that is a hint, or if she is laughing at your jokes, that is a hint that you can proceed to touch her hand or something. The most important element here for you is just don't do anything rash and engage her.
7 pm pst
good luck to you too user
this
>two years ago
Buy new ones. Just go. They can expire.
op keep us updated plz
Raw dog her just make sure you pullout
Op if you don't do this you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Just watch a movie. Ask to cuddle. She'll say yes. Everything just happens naturally after that.
DO IT
bro don't forget to clean your place up. if she comes in and sees a huge fuckin mess with piss and shit jugs everywhere, shes gonna leave.
>7PM PST now
Godspeed, user. Praying in hopes user loses his v-card at a ripe age for all those who couldn't.
Good luck, pal. Do it for those who couldn't.