Hey guys, what are fapping to tonight? Taking advice I've received from this board previously...

Hey guys, what are fapping to tonight? Taking advice I've received from this board previously, I've decided to embrace the fact that I have only been able to masturbate to Sam Hyde for what's approaching 3 weeks. So I'm just doing some light reading and spending time with my husbando in the only way that's possible. :( Sam, if you ever read this just know that i saw Crush 5000 and I would gladly give you a massage for free and I'm not even a 50 year old Korean lady (20s, white female).

Do you guys go through obsessive themes in what you jack off to? And do you find that your other fetishes feed off the current obsession? I have a LOT of kinks, so much that it's fucked up past relationships. For those of you who have been in relationships or even just had crushes, has that happened to you too? Right now I'm going back and forth between thinking about Sam calling me mommy (in both affectionate and disciplinary scenarios), feeding him a whole bunch of food, dressing him up in garters, dressing up for him in a schoolgirl uniform, him pissing on me...the list goes on. So I guess I technically can only get off to one thing (Sam) but there's still lots of variety. I kinda miss being able to get off to girls though (I'm bi but I generally lean more towards women with some obvious exceptions).

Please tell me your weirdest fetishes or talk to me about Sam, all my friends are tired of me gushing about him literally and figuratively. P.S. I know I say "fap" and "jack off" despite being female, but that's because I prefer those over "jill off" or "shik" whatever...those sound off to me for some reason.

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I'm currently in the process of getting a wholesome loli doujin translated. It's set me back some cash, but by God is it worth it.

reddit is open in the backround

Yeah lmao I know, I was waiting for someone to inevitably point it out.

Tbh I used to look at loli all the time starting in high school and some shota too but I started feeling kinda bad about it so I stopped and focused on other stuff. I have a lot of kinks so there's other stuff to choose from, but I don't judge people for being into that as long as it's all fantasy. I hope the doujin is worth the money! :)

stop posting about sam. I'm sick of seeing this. go jack off and quit posting about it

I have no other outlet. :(

You can tell me about your fetishes instead or you can ignore the thread and let it die

keep it in then.

Is the best course of action not to ignore the threads then? I post a thirsty wall of text as a form of cathartic release since even my own therapist is tired of hearing about it, and then you ignore it until it goes away on its own. This is also only the third post I've made out of hundreds of posts on this board. By replying, you are only bumping it up and damaging your own cause.

I must continue to post in the vain hope that Sam will see it and recognize my devotion.

Or you can tell me about your kinks instead. ;)

No because I've seen all 3 threads and I want you to stop posting about him. Sam doesn't go on Jow Forums so give up.

Create the content you wish to see in the world, friend.

you should only be fapping to 2D girls

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I miss being able to fap to 2D girls. :'[

I save tons of pictures still, but my heart isn't in it.

im gonna try to fuck my girl tonight, but im not sure she's up to it. seems pretty stressed.

I remember what it was like to have a girl to fuck...
Well, have fun but respect her boundaries and try to cheer her up if she's feeling badly.

Always, we are getting married soon so somehow I've not fucked this up so far. Gotta keep it up.

Not fapping to anything due to dick sores from overfapping without lube

Congrats!! :) I hope someday I will get married but I've fucked everything up so far T_T

Yikes, that's unfortunate. Train to mentally bring yourself to orgasm without touching yourself. I can do it but I also have a vagina, idk if it works for dudes.

You can do it user. I promise. The biggest thing I've learned is "don't give a shit". The more you worry about every little thing the more likely you are to fuck shit up.

Thank you, I hope so.

Same here. It's not easy that's for sure. But I know you can do it. I actually just started therapy and it has had me thinking about how much better of a partner I could have been these past few years. If you think you need it and have health insurance, it doesn't hurt. I highly recommend.

Yeah honestly I've been in therapy for years but it's a process. I've been taking a break from relationships for a while now to focus on working some shit out after the fiasco with my last gf, it's just lonely and I feel like I'm burning time until I turn 30 and it's all over. I guess this Sam thing is filling the void in the meantime, haha. Anyway, it's awesome that therapy is helping you examine yourself from a new perspective.

Aw I see, well I'm holding out hope for you man. I hope you get into a good place soon. Know that you've got an user out there rooting for you.

Thanks dude, I actually really appreciate that

this is gross
just keep a diary or something

If this is the grossest thing you see on the internet or even just Jow Forums today, you're doing pretty good in my opinion. Or maybe my standards of what's acceptable to discuss are just skewed from looking at degenerate shit all the time. :/