That kid thread:

That kid thread:

>that kid whos mom told the teacher to keep an eye on him because he's racist

>that kid who got hanged on the coat hangers and was found by English teacher hanging there

>that kid who's pencil case was filled with water

>that kid who brought tools to school and took apart random shit (me)

>those two guys who stole the firehose

>those two guys who kept stealing paintings from in front of principles office

>those kids who drilled a hole in the wall (few friends and I)

>those kids who stole the fuses so they wouldn't have a test

>those two guys who fought to distract teachers while I stole fuses

>that kid who rammed other kids head in the sidewalk and everyone else played dumb and he had an amnesia so nobody got punished

>that kid who yelled at teacher, got kicked out, got back and said "I'm a bad boy." (high school)

>that kid who's dad died and everyone was teasing for it

>that teacher who teased him as well

>that kid who got kicked out of same class twice (me)

>two guys who broke and bent a pipe in teachers toilet

>that kid who pretended not to see anything that's going on when he was on duty (me)

>those two kids who poured bucket of dog shit on vice principle because he cought them smoking pot

>that kid who always skipped first classes who we always went to try and get to come to classes, but ended up getting high with instead

>that kid who got beaten up in the change room and everyone pretended he slipped so no one got punished

>that satanist kid who was crusified on the goal net and hit with ball

>that kid who's phone got thrown out the window

>those kids who made teacher cry (me and friend)

>that kid who wanted to beat freshmen with a pipe because they were too loud in the yard

cont?

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what the fuck kind of school did you go to

how is this not original

Let me continue:

>that kid who failed a year just to not get bullied any more

>those guys who went to other classes to find him and beat him at least one a week

>that gypsi girl why got pregnant

>that kid who put a dildo under a christmas tree and labled it for English teacher

>that kid who ate entire bread and bottle of milk for lunch once (me)

>that kid who brought ink and feather to mechanics class

>that kid who came dressed in army uniform and boots (me)

>those guys who got drunk, did push-ups in theatre mid play and entire school got kicked out

>those kids who took a shit in hotel pool

>that kid who bought an iPhone off of guy on the street and it turned out to be just a mask

>that guy in freshmen year who decided to try speed just before classes

>that guy who got beaten with his own guitar

cont?

That kid who was tied up to a tree by his peers then the teachers laughed when they saw him. That kid who got chased around the scholyard and pushed into the dirt.

>that kid who tried to hang himself as a joke
>that kid who lied about cancer for attention
>that kid who dressed up as a creepy scarecrow and got fucking stabbed
>that kid who put his head through a drywall
>that kid who had a nervous breakdown after getting a C
>that kid who accidentally drowned in a swamp
>that kid who screamed the lyrics to sekkusu daisuki to the asian chick

AMA about any of these

>that kid who always wore the same thick as fuck jacket every day, even during summer days when it was 100+ degrees
>that kid who had an edgy emo song as his ringtone and was embarrassed when it went off in class but nobody made fun of him to his face because he was the school bully
>that kid who only bullied kids because he had no friends
>that kid who got into fights constantly and exclusively fought dirty
I was that kid

>That kid who was sent to rehab in first year, came back and passed all the classes

>that kid who drunk puked into classroom sink and clogged it

>those guys who tried to fart so much teacher couldn't have his class (they succeded)

>that kid who extorted protection money from weabs

>that kid who made poster for his minecraft server and hang it in the hall

>those kids who got up and left theatre mid play (it me)

>those kids who wanted to beat the teacher with baseball bat

>that teacher who broke their knees because he used to be engineer in spec forces or something

>those kids who stole from the nearby store so much it closed down in the end

>that kid who had his feet run over by a buss

>that kid who had his feet run over by a buss again

>that kid who set up drumms in the classroom

>that kid who stole a radiator

>that kid who was kcked out because he couldn't use a computer

>That kid who was on his phone all the time
>That kid who made jokes all the time because he was never that interesting
>That kid who everyone thought was smart until you hung around him
>That big fat black kid who fucking died

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>that philosophy teacher who had a punk band (still does)

>that art teacher who fell a sleep because "They know not to give her classes before 10"

>that kid who brought his fathers gun to school

>that kid who had his fathers gun stolen from him when he brought it to school

>that kid who didn't go out during the breaks because he owed everyone money

>that class where guys accepted to be beaten for 5$

>that kid who drank five liters of energy drinks in one sitting for a bet (me)

>those kids who brought entire cask of beer to class

>that teacher who kicked me out to stand in the hallway in the quarner

>that teacher who punished me to squat next to the board

>that kid who got high and got hit by a car

>that kid who had books about making explosives and made a 3D model of each part of AK-47, ready for manufacturing as his finals work

>that kid who made ECM jammer with a friend (me)

>that time cops took principal during my time on duty

>that time we were supposed to have sex ed, we made fun of guy and a girl who were teaching so much they left mid class

>guy who ODed in the school bathroom

>that slavic dude who went around him, took a piss and pretended like he wasn't even there

>that guy who bet the teacher that he'll get to university and looser eats teachers clipboard

>that teacher who bit the quarner of his clipboard and ate it

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Engineering is fun in slavic countries.

>that kid who failed a year just to not get bullied any more
Fuck that's me.

>that kid who chugged a beer in class
absolute legend

Don't worry, we payed him a visit at least once a week.

It really helped though. met some nice people. only ran into my bullies at the lockers.

>that kid who sucked at every single social game/activity, and nobody wanted to teach him so eventually he isolated himself from people so he never has to participate again

Every school has one of those. That's a great victim material right there.

>that kid who accidentally drowned in a swamp
>that kid who dressed up as a creepy scarecrow and got fucking stabbed

wait what

>That big fat black kid who fucking died

RIP Mike

My sides have taken a vacation on Neptune.

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>>That big fat black kid who fucking died
jesus, we really live the same lives don't we.
pour out a 40 for my nigga JayJay

>that kid who got run over by a parked car
>that kid who ran over himself with a car during driver's ed(same kid)
>that kid who put meatspin as the home page of every computer in the school
>that kid who abused a security flaw to wipe out all the school's computer systems to avoid doing work in a keyboarding class (me)
>that kid who got duck taped to a cieling
>that kid who got his parents to get the school board to remove text books in health because they had women's breasts pictured in them
>that kid who ate ceramic clay in high school
>that kid who beat up a down syndrome girl in a wheel chair because he couldn't get past her to use the restroom

I miss my high school days man, they were a ride.

HEYHEYHEY

rip

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>that kid that came to school in a tracksuit waving a soviet flag, and actually got the soviet anthem to play on the school speaker

it was me desu, and i wasnt even a commie back then

user needs to be purged

>those kids who stole the fuses so they wouldn't have a test
>those two guys who fought to distract teachers while I stole fuses
Did it work? Did you get out of the test?
>that kid who dressed up as a creepy scarecrow and got fucking stabbed
did he die tho

>that kid who got called a faggot by the retard

>that kid who stabbed himself in the face in the toilet and blamed polacks just to avoid his exams
>that kid with epilepsy who got taken away by helicopter on schoolcamp
>that kid who got stuck in the middle of a death ride on school camp
>that kid who hid cheese on the central heating before the weekends (me)
>that kid who hit a posing model with a broom while she was changing in a room

I-I was describing my childhood...

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i cannot appreciate these threads. you all post a long list of boring ass shit that no one cares about but you and it's more irritating than rewarding to sift for good ones. just try goddamn it, we live in a society.

You're not a real robot untill you've died twice

What about the nervous breakdown over a C

>>that kid who always wore the same thick as fuck jacket every day, even during summer days when it was 100+ degrees
This triggered so many of the teachers in my school. We'd like 5 of them in my school. I don't get it but I also don't care but my god the teachers
TAKE THAT FUCKING COCOON OFF! YOU'RE MAKING ME HOT JUST LOOKING AT YOU

>that kid that always lied to be cooler
>that kid that said the fire drill wasn't a drill
>that kid that would steal your stuff subtly
>that kid that would always got good grades

>reddit spacing on greentext
holy shit fuck off