>Be 18 year old at gym >Pretty strong and built but still find working out boring >decide to listen to greentext while deadlifting >Listen to a particularly funny one about tards at chuckie Cheese >Keep on giggling and laughing a bit to myself >about to get a new 1rep max >load up 4 plates each side, pick up >Greentext is at it's funniest part >I can't contain it anymore I burst out laughing and drop 405 from a foot and a half in the air >Immidiantly get really weird looks >mfw my 1 rep max was ruined by me keking to hard to a greentext >mfw I look like an autist dropping weight and laughing >Once I contain my laughter I gtfo and never return.
>getting hyped for a lift >turn music up >still not loud enough >turn it up some more >still not loud enough >check phone >bluetooth wasn't connected >i'm blasting gay ass electronic music from my phone speaker
oof
Evan Lewis
Yup that's also happened to me but with some electric metal shit
Hunter Evans
do you know whats funnier? >your 1 rep max
Xavier Johnson
>be in 24hr fitness place at 3am >gyms empty so im louder than I usually am >slamming weights and grunting like a boomer >decide to go for diddly pr >hyping myself up cranking music and shouting "light weight baby ain't nothing but a peanut" >scream like an autist and hit the pr >feeling pumped >feel tap on shoulder >twinky looking dude looking kinda uncomfortable looking at me >he must've been in the washroom >"sorry but could you be a little quieter"? >feeling really imbarassed mumble "yeah sorry" >finish workout and go home I still see him alot but whenever I'm in the gym with other people I'm really quiet and it feels kinda weird that he saw that part of me
Some guy did that to me when I was doing standing dumbbell press with a shit load of weight. Told him I wasn't going risk injuries by putting the weight down quietly. Said maybe I shouldn't grab such heavy weights. Told him call the manager bud.
Justin Campbell
unevenly deloaded the bar after doing rack pulls causing the bar to catapult out of the rack making a loud noise
Jaxon Rodriguez
If you're using heavy dumbbells it's inevitable they'll hit the ground hard. Never had anyone complain though.
Did feel strange when i was lifting for a few years and it seemed the dyel's felt intimidated by me when i asked them how many sets they had left, even though i tried to be as nice as possible.
Leo Sanchez
>doing leg press with my dad >pushing some pretty heavy weight, exerting myself pretty hard >cock crawls up into my stomach from me pushing this thing up and shit >get off it, dad asks me if I'm okay cause it looks like I'm about to have a stroke >Have earbuds in with loud death metal going >yell pretty loud "YEAH I'M FINE BUT IT FEELS LIKE MY DICK IS IN MY STOMACH" >Realize what I just did >laugh it off and go do some squats
Kayden Miller
>wear light cottony pajama shorts to some meme group exercise thing >when the fabric stretches and light shines through can see a nice silhouette of my dick and balls bouncing around >feel like everyone behind me is mesmerized/mortified by this
Michael Price
>listen to greentext h-how user, share with me your secret podcast
Levi Flores
I was dead lifting heavy today and I almost threw my back out because some guy started making fart noises while he was punching a punching bag and I just dropped the weight in a fit of laughter.
Anthony Watson
I’m embarrassed to admit it but I just had a stroke of autism. At gym the other day and a high school coupe comes in She’s maybe 16 and he’s 18 >now at first they stretch but go their seperate ways, him to the treadmill and her to the boxing bags
>seeing an opportunity I walk up to her and tell her that the bags don’t imitate real people, they swing too much ect. So I offer her to punch me
>call over a gym staff to verify o won’t sue her for assault, o won’t So she swings at my guts, it doesn’t hurt too much so I tell her to do it again.
>this happens but it doesn’t hurt anymore. So I don’t can get them you it will probably get better and I better start.
>”user, what the fuck” oh shit, it’s my boss, ow the thin*is I’ve been trying to punch my boss for some time now and I was hoping that this would work out better for all nvolved.
Sadly I don’t have time to explain because it will be happening soon, I am unfortunately I have had to do this and I won’t be back for dinner.
Oliver Sanders
You mean you don’t copy paste greentext into google translate and then have the nice robot lady read it back to you while you record it into a playlist?
Jace Adams
Did you have a stroke while typing this out?
Gavin Davis
I swear people write like this on purpose. It's still kinda funny tho
Jose Roberts
>some guy at our gym has a youtube fitness channel and makes videos like once a week >got to the gym early so the place is mostly empty >only me, the jewtube cellery and the camera guy >he starts the video with some farmer walks >the whole place is empty but he still manages to do some shit right beside me >i just try to move out of a shot >he akss me if i want to be in a video >tell him no >"then you have to move, I'm gonna do some squats now" >i just take my shit and leave >never went to the gym at 4AM again
>have chalk stored plastic container on the side as I do my lifts >finish with diddly and start unloading plates >too lazy to walk so I throw the plates towards the rack >45lbs pl8 doesn't go as far as calculated >lands on chalk container >container explodes and chalk is spread out everywhere
Henry Flores
Did she ‘pretend’ to pull her hair into a ponytail, but didnt?
Justin Martinez
Chalk it up to experience
Jason Hernandez
POST YOUTUBE CHANNEL I WANNA CALL HIM A DYEL FAGGOTRINO
Oliver Hughes
Imagine being so mentally handicapped, you can't write a simple coherent sentence
Are you going into your house again after this or did you manage without?
Angel Parker
>gay ass electronic music Like what? I might like this shit.
Dylan Watson
Do you mean electric wizard
Ryder Myers
>doing leg press with my dad sounds like a good time
Adrian Cox
Where can I listen to green texts?
Zachary Evans
>be at a 24/7 gym at like 3 am >about to finish the workout >doing good girl exercise >get this idea >start yelling at yourself like in the video >just as I am done two Arabs walk in >they heard it >stare at them awkwardly >leave
