Friendly reminder that if a thot doesn't engage with you, this is how you're supposed to reply

>Looking for the Jim to my Pam
>I like food!
>I'm a [Insert Harry Potter House]

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>All my friends are thots
>In order to get approval and not be left out, become a thot as well
>thot behavior validated because "everyone" does that
The mentality of a roastie.Thanks for posting, keep us updates on your continuous thottery.

what are you supposed to talk about

Lmaoo funny shit honestly

i can never seem to get past 2 messages before i get dropped.

From my experience with tinder, you can actually get laid and it's not that hard to be honest. Although on average, 6-7 of your matches won't even reply because your messages end up in a void consisting of inactive accounts that are somehow still there. 1-2 matches will reply you with some bullshit, may or may not be acting like absolutely fucking degenerate thots/roasties/you name it. Finally, one match probably will be invested in you and willing to meet, then the rest is up to you. I live in Poland and tradcon values still mean a lot to people here, plus sluts are generally fucking awesome at hiding their sluttiness.

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Same user here, I want to add some things to what I wrote few mins ago. Generally, you're expected to treat every woman differently because every woman has their own feelings, ambitions, aspirations, dreams. However, 8/10 girls will behave like thots, will be absolutely predictable and will act like picky fucking princesses because they are the gatekeepers of pussy. I won't even mention that most girls look unbelievably normal or standard. They act the same, wear the same clothes, aspire to nothing but having a man that will provide for their family and their whims. Their hobbies are, as you mentioned guys before: food, Harry Potter, texting, browsing Instagram/Pinterest/Facebook or dumbass TV series for obnoxious normies. Under any circumstances, don't pedestalize thots. Just don't. Our society is matriarchal enough.

How to go straight to sex ?
Erytime they want to go out to drink something.
I ain't have time or motivation for that shit drinking meeting.

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If you're not a 10/10 Chad model, you won't go straight to sex. Almost always you have to go grab a drink, have some small talk for a while and then make things sexual. I believe you can't go for a shortcut here.

Match with girls in their underwear

t. Roastie

>be female
>dude messages me
>Hey
>reply 'hey'
>dude spergs out that I don't take control of the conversation
You approached me, what am I supposed to do with 'hey'?

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>Netflix addict
>Tacos
>I swiped for your dog

I don't want to live in this world.

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Be good looking and match with complete sluts
I've only gone straight to sex three times from tinder and I've had 550 matches
Only legit Chads get proper hookups on the regular from tinder

>haha
STOP.
DOING.
THIS.

based haha poster

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Just comes down to luck really. I'm 6/10 at best and matched with an 8/10 redhead qt that actually wanted to fuck straight up. I was about to go through with it too until she asked to do it in the dark so she wouldn't have to look at my uncut dick

>she asked to do it in the dark so she wouldn't have to look at my uncut dick
Can you keep your Jow Forums-baiting jew propaganda off Jow Forums please?

Dude STFU its your fault for sending those spergy messages they look like they would come from pic related. You don't talk like that to anyone else do you so why the fuck would you think girl's on tinder (an hook up app) would like it??

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Not even baiting lad, she literally asked "are you cut?" And then asked if we could meet after dark and fuck with the lights off. I'd post the screen caps if I still had them

why? let people do whatever they want you nigger. cant you see hes not actually trying anyways?

She probably likes "being in charge", but you could just tell her no way and fuck her anyways, I bet.
Or maybe she was a dude.

Lets do a classic boring girl tinder bio, i start
>Traveling
>Pizza
>Netflix
>Cats/dogs
>fitness (((goes to the gym once every 5 weeks)))
>Different

>be paramedic
>have a cute dog

girl just swiped right on me because of my dog and because she had a question. end it

>hey you’re beautiful
>aw
>nevermind you’re a 3/10

Insecure faggots like you deserve the gas.

btfo

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>insert a harry potter house
>insert zodiac sign

I'm a beta male nice guy and you're really exagerating the compliments, take it easy man and do a more mellow compliment.

Did one better, said I wasn't down with that and called her Georgie (her name was Georgia) before unmatching

>That damage control at the end
Dear god man stick to your fucking guns for once

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

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Women are like robots when I talk to them its like im talking to an AI or something

>Suck my dick for pizza
>Sounds amazing

Is this what humanity has come to? selling yourself for a fucking PIZZA

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>manneken pis
nice, ive been there.
no advice for tinder, was on for 2 weeks with no luck before i met 2 girls irl to bang within days of eachother. still dating one 2.5 years later

Why even post this if you’re just going to damage control at the end. This thread fucking blows

>slap your butt and buy you pizza
Nice reading comprehension, dick head

lol 0 girls i’ve fucked or been blown by cared about my uncut dick and some even liked it because it’s more rare
you’re probably just ugly my man

Nigga didnt start with hey tho

Because he actually wants to fuck her?

>Adventures

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