Goes to your gym

why else would they dress like whores to the godamn gym?

>fucks black dudes after the gym

>Anterior pelvic tilt
2/10 bad posture.

I have sex with her with my big penis

wow.

yeah but there's a right way to do it and a wrong way, you don't want to be the creeper that gets reported to the gym desk unless you look like literal chad, in which case you should offer to her out on her sets then rub your dick against her ass by accident

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>Goes to your gym
No, no they dont :(

I went to school with this big butted half brazilian half white american and she literally said she was horny for big dick[spoiler]surpirse surprise, she fucked around with black dudes

wish I had this level of confidence.

don't go to shit public gyms then, any college gym has girls like these on the daily

>there are girls hotter than this at my gym

I'm home gym but if I saw them at one I wouldn't hide my laughter and if they asked me what's funny I'd be way too honest and tell them they're making fools out of themselves doing a couple sets of bodyweight squats and then spending 30 minutes in the mirror getting just the right amount of pelvic tilt
Why no one else has the balls to do this and give them a little glimpse of reality is beyond me
Yeah you might get kicked out or complained about but really who cares if for one second girls like these MIGHT realize how ridiculous they are

Because women don't think and use logic the same way men do, she'll just call you annoying/creep and ignore you and keep doing whatever she wants to get the most attention. Women don't understand logic or reason, that's why they were always given less rights

theyd be welcome in my garage

Solid reply but I've met girls that were self-aware.. were they just outliers?

What about your cums?

Do you do big cums?

xD gud joke

lol not a joke faggot, want me to skin and fuck your cat ?

>rapes violently

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lmao

I want to play with her butthole after we had dinner at a mexican restaurant.
I want to stick my finger in her tender asshole and oopsie a nugget of shit came out. She farts simultaneously.
Waft of fecal secretions in the air enters my nasal canals.
My semen receptors fire up and I slowly become erect.
She feels embarassed and begins to pull her little shorts up when i stop her. I pull them back down
A soft gentle kiss on her little hiney.
Muah baby
I then tell her to pee.
Pees for me baybee
She does so.
Im stroking to my two penises one of which I added surgically to my obliques for secret conjugal visits at the theater looking at the sexy girls and their pantylines in the gym.
When all is said and restroom we commit a ritual known as coitus.
I inseminate her.
She coincides with the moons.
Venus, mars
Penis, large.

I then suck her tender pepperoni nipples that cover her entire b cup breast tissue.
So tender they open up like a flower.
Your polyps my dear, thwomp thwomp
I can feel your virus.
It tastes of alluminum.
You are fertile and must breastfeed my beauty.
Is the sweety man
With my 5 fingers I spread open her nipple, and use the index finger of my other tendril to stimulate her breast. Like a rectum but in her breast. I want to be gentile, so as to not give her nipple hemmorhoids.
Meanwhile she's releasing like a goat, pellets for daddy God shit.
Zia Annuki Kazüm.
The shiites knew not.
Escribes fortold stories of this.
Fornication so beautiful Jesuit of Nazareth himself spilled seed.
And thus the euphrates was born.
More denial than in egypt.
Her vagina is so beautiful. Like a flower, like i was thinking arbees but unironically.
Her clitoral hood pressed back to reveal a penis
What did God mean by this?
Only I would know because I was there.
And he is inside of us.
My follicles secrete semen.

No, to think that women are lesser than men mentally is retarded, they literally think differntly than we do tho, focusing more on social aspects of situations and how it related to them and less on what's right and wrong, the thinking itself isn't "logical" but it doesn't have to be since that's what's guided human evolution to this point, women have that social mindset as a way to care for thier children

that gif has nothing to do with your reply or OP
lurk more

im not a some college boy im a grown man

based

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>im a grown man
then settle down and have kids if that's the case, you shouldn't care about barely legal thots in OPs pic that don't even visit whatever gym you frequent

>"guided us to this point"
>...
>the world is a bickering shithole and no collective body is adept enough to fix it

Your response didn't answer my question but it really made me think

to answer your original question, no they weren't outliers.
Go to uni and you'll find lots of women like that, if you're only experience with women is those from your hometown or vity your going to have a very narrowminded view of women in general
Go out there, meet knew people, go to different cultures
I'd suggest Europe if anything, women there have less of that stupid blonde thing going on than over here in the states and from my experince are generally smarter/less degenerate

Low effort

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based

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So would you say these "self-aware" girls I'm talking about are going against their own instincts, or biology, or whatever it is, and throwing aside the need to be emotional maternal figures to be more like the "more logical" males? And why would that be, is it an adaptation to their environments that dont allow them to be "the dumb blondes"?
I don't mean to grill you or come off a certain way I just want to know because you seem to know more than I do
My view is not necessarily narrow minded as I've been to ~30 states in the US and have talked to thousands if not tens of thousands of women of all ages, and although I haven't been to other countries more than a few were foreigners

niggas really take they poptropica seriously

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Only if you're chad

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How do these clothes with drawn on shadows and definition get a pass? If some guy wore a top with six pack and pec shadowing with a grey penis bulge you'd think he was the most insecure idiot.

> girls
> posts a man

but user everyone knows girls are insecure idiots

The trick is to go for the girls wearing large t-shirts which hang over leggings. All the girls i know socially with huge tits and a big asses were that to the gym to somewhat hide it. As opposed to push up bras and illusion leggings.

As a second protip, fitness classes. Girls with phenomenal proportions don't tend to feel the need nor desire to lift weights, they just like keeping fit in group classes.

Redpilled, exactly this, although sometimes i see PHAT girls in leggings and tanktops

good one

>My semen receptors fire up and I slowly become erect.
>slowly
FAGGOT

>dick out
"Hello girls"

Maybe you can't think of any because you're retarded user.
1 few stores sell anything other than yogs pants
2 comfort
3 easy to carry, can be worn under jeans

>not having sex with her with your small penis as well

>admitting to having so poor digestion that you can't even eat hot food without getting diarrhea
How do you burgers live with this?

based sex offender

i cant even tell if they're big because of their stupid posture and the weird leggings.

>yoga pants
Boho > yoga pants

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That amount of anterior pelvic tilt can’t be healthy

it's true they mostly make this kind of 'sportswear' for women.
it's true that they're comfy, good for stretching and whatnot, can be worn underneath the pants
it's true they outline curves and draw mires from lusty men, and certain poses bring out the nice shape of the leg so when you mire yourself in the mirror, it's slightly motivational to keep going

I also wear them but always with something loose or long enough to cover my butt and not expose it. It makes me alwafully self aware and i cant focus on work outs if i know i'm drawing attention, so i lurk the darkest corners fo the gym

Yeah I suppose the same girls that spend hours taking the perfect selfie just don't have the option to buy a basic pair of gym shorts or sweatpants

t. pussy white knight

That's awfully bad for the lumbar spine and puts unecessary strain on the erectors. I'd tell them to fix it.

Left is superior. Way bigger cheeks

LEL

my brother goes to uni with the bird on the left. Top thot apparently.

Kek user, made me laugh bro! That was he only game I was OP in. I had the best edge lord fit in the world, all composed of rare endgame clothing. God, such good memories.

Based and redpilled

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There is a group of 6 very fit and attractive thots at my gym and they always go to the squat racks to squat empty bars or not much more. They could just use the fixed bars but no, they have to have both squat racks in the corner and refuse to use the olys.
Whenever they go to them all the guys move off immediately and let them in. So I decided I'd make a stand against this entitlement if it happened to me. Of course a week or two later it happened and the butthurt was glorious. They got use of one of the racks but I stayed on mine.
They asked how long I'd be on it, I told them it's be awhile and asked if they'd want to work in. Of course they don't. They spent the next 40 minutes tutting and glaring (bongland). Everytime I looked over I barely could contain a smirk and they knew.

It's happened twice now.

God's work, user. God's work.
What's your plan for when they really try hard to confront you in the hopes you'll give it up?
You need to have a solid plan to make sure they get BTFOd from the encounter or held to task by the gym staff.

I hadn't thought of it to be honest, I thought it wouldn't happen much since they usually come in when I'm towards the end of my workout and I'm not using the rack.
I'm stubborn as shit though so I'll probably just go with that, maybe turn up a bit later and jump on it right before they do for max butthurt.
Maybe I could try get them to work in then not change the weight when they use it and just squat real slow for 30+ reps.

The 30 rep squat is a real thing. Just tell them you're working on your squat stamina and just squat babby weights for like 30 then slightly heavier babby weights for 30 then just keep going up until you start actually having trouble hitting 30.

It could be a good exercise, too. Don't forget to do paused squats for extra keks. Pause for five seconds at the bottom. When you really want to lay on the trolling hard, pause for a minute at the bottom of every squat. You can really milk this.

based and redpilled

>Sees a beautiful girl
>Fantasizes about her
>Doesn't go over and say "hi" to her
Welcome to Jow Forums everyone

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>deadlifting on the platform
>gym has too dl platforms, one in front of the other
>2 girls who look kinda similar to that pic come to the one in front of mine
>they start going through the movement and diddlylifting in turns
>tfw just keep staring at the asses 5 feet in front of my face while doing my lifts
>break a new PR
I swear I could taste them

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>milk this

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Abso-snootely basedpilled.

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Roasties cope

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Based gym goblin.

>mfw we're going full circle

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That text is not only true but also enraging.

based

If soibois weren't willing to offer high paying positions and extreme privileges in exchange for sex, roasties would have to work like anybody else.
I don't blame them for taking advantage of loops; that's human nature.

olol

James Joyce is rolling in his grave. This pasta is hackneyed as fuck

I need some sort of body cam. Though I'm too lazy to sort that out. It's probably not legal in Bongland Authoritarian Stateate of Europstan.

Based and redpilled

>Stares
>doesn’t actually do anything
Fucking beta ass bitch

Good for her.
I hope she likes and can help me with getting a fucking oly platform

Not mine, not often =[

>destroys the thots

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holy shit wtf

The second plate gets me every time.

>Throws barbell
>”think fast”

>teleports behind u
>grabs barbell before you can throw it
Nothing personell, kid

get out

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What else can they wear for training? ;)