ITT: Post your real name and rate other names

My name is Johnny

that's a cool and unique name

My name is Alice.

Very boring name.

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Robert with a kraut as fuck last name.
I know a few it's a nice name.
OH MAH GOD, HORY SHET good name tho.
Pretty simple white name.
The phonetically correct Stephen

>pretty simple white name
Can I tell you how much it sucks to have some people call you Tommy. Ugh.

Unique name my friend.
Pretty common most go by Chris noice name.
Probably a cool southern dude.
Cute name if female(f)

Asia. Pronounced Ah-See-Ah, not like the continent.

Could be worse my friend. Better than saying Toemas like about everyone in Jon Corps called the Thomas I knew.

>got a nigger's name

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Cameron, pretty decent name.

Is youz happen to be one of them darkie types?
I think of some king of the trailer park with a name like johnny.

Same thing here.

Dorkksmswmskms

never in my life have i met a black man that was called Johnny.

well, what's your name, little bromo

Isaac

could be worse...

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Max
Short for Maximilian. Love my name but hate myself lmao

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Tucker reporting in. :/

Alexey, user, that's my name.

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Geralt

>le ebin witcher name
maybe If I wasn't a piece of shit

Joseph is a top tier name

Daniel

max a million
a million reasons why you have no gf

Names Dale

Its ehhh

>tfw Flappie
i'm a boy btw

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Okay name
Mine's Matthew

>flappie

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Were your parents sober, user ?

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im a Korean guy named Lindsay. Lindsay Park

I know one Matthew but he is a fag
Just felt like saying because he browses this board

Names Robert. Typical upper middle class boomer name right? But yeah my dude Johnny is king of trailer park name my dude. Not that is a bad thing since every one I've named had been absolutely bro tier and all drove mid 80s GM F body cars.

christopher

veri originalio

Mads

I like last name a lot more though

That ain't me lad.

Audrey
It's okay you can just laugh, I know how shitty it is

Alejandro is a chad name, and you cannot deny that

good shit, Rob.
yeah, that's actually a clean hit with your description, i really grew up in a trailer till i got into middle school. funny coincidence, isn't it

I'm Victor.

Too common.

nicholas
or nick
i don really care

Eli is my name

Yeah, it could be ysaack
>tfw

OH NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

toppest of keks lmao

Maik
I guess it's a unique way to spell Mike

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did your birth certificate at least come with a receipt?

Nick bgfhgf

I'm Dinu

Same here but its Aleksandr and I go by Aleksi (not gay)

Jacob
Jack
Jac
Jake

My name is Juan Enrique, John Henry in your plebs language and Johann Heinrich in German

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keegan

i've only ever met two other people that have this name. i kind of don't like it

rodrigo
It's shit, I know

i prefer my middle name
Orson, I go by Erik as well

>Alec
Am I original yet, dad?

heh, nice name I like it alot ;)
where is it from?

Austin.

You seem like a moral lad.
Austin is the better ustin name. Sorry champ.
You are a sophisticated person.
10/10 name. Would name my main character after you if i ever write a book.

I used to know a keegan. He was unironically a 22 year old logan paul fan. I didnt think those people even existed. He got a lot of pussy tho.

Maximus reporting in.

My name is Serena. I kind of dislike it, it doesn't fit a basement gnome like me.

Joseph is a cool name. I wouldn't mind a son named Joseph. OH MY GOD.

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Sopa, my fellow robot?

>basement gnome

Nooo you seem lovely!

If you ever want a robot to talk with i'm always here for youu

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Serena is cute though, mine is worse

Sampson.

jesus h. christ lad

Nikolai/spoiler] here
I got my first girlfriend after a girl in my class said she liked my name and we started talking

Payton reporting in

Yes I'm a guy

I used to know a girl named Payton. Hottest fucking girl ever. She was a stacy and actually conversated with me. But she was the biggest bitch ive ever encountered. I blame her for giving me a femdom fetish.

LatAm/spain
Hello/hola

Julian

That's a pretty cool name mate

Breanny
I dont know how the fuck my mom came up with it

Oh boy her I go
Maciej

i should just kms already

Whoa, never met a person with such a distant name, lol. Where are you from? Any of those places you listed?

destined for robothood from birth

It's a spanish name from visigothic origin

South america
What's yours?

Konstantine, but friends call me Kote

My Bengali ass is called Siyab. You probably pronounced it "Sye - ab" which is wrong. Its pronounced "See-ab"

Elijah here

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Viktoria

hello my black brother

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Carter

I hate it so much

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Filippo here. Pretty Italian name desu

Matthew
honestly prefer it to Matt, but people will automatically say the latter so I'm cool with it

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Robert Incoming

unironically JoJo

eh, boring old name. George. and from the u.s

>The chad Matt
v.s.
>The virgin Matthew

Lee.
People get all weird because they can't tell whether it's the Asian one or the southern one. I've had people get mad when they realize I'm just an Asian from the south.
Known some really backwards hicks who are named Adam.
nice
I can imagine you with glasses sipping tea in your library while your serfs toil outside.
CHOO CHOOOOO
Don't hear that one much these days. Kinda cool and ostensibly normal.
>max
>no gf
The only Max I knew was gay.
You're cool.
40-year-old hooker.
>victor
Do you drink whole bottles of vodka with your Adidas tracksuit?

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My name is Conor

Sometimes, Boring is good. Take a look at these "exciting" and "different" names like Narcissa and Narezza

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Yeah, you could look at that side after all.

The android sent by Cyberlife?

Anyways,MuslimBot reporting in. My name's Ahmad. Honestly wish I could be named anything else, but you gotta live with what you got I suppose.

>inb4 drone strike

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Seth
Carters a pretty badass name

Teagan
the only people I've come across with this name are children half my age being called out in the grocery store. Also that one band