I'm currently financially a bit thin...

I'm currently financially a bit thin. For like 1 mBTC I'll write some nice erotic short stories or do any kind of roleplay you want. I'm a lot into mommy play, femdom, findom, etc. I'll do other kinks too, but this is what I'm most familiar with and where I perform best.

Please, help a fellow robot out.

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get a job you nigger unsurprisingly not original

Do you have any samples?

Not at hand, but the most recent short I've written was part of a series where my client was my son, getting findommed by me.

It revolved around him taking me out to dinner, shopping, etc. I'd tease him in a sensual way, but deny him right before he would do something too risque. (The Tease and Denial was his request).

I'd demand more and more luxorious treatment as the series progressed, like a diamond necklace, etc. Always proclaiming that it was just "this one thing" before he was finally allowed to get intimate with me.

I did other fetishes as well, such as crossdressing and sissification, watersports, foot fetish, etc.

>Paying a porn addict loser to write his favourite fantasies out
not even r9k is sad enough for this. seriously have no clue where you should go either

I did have some paying clients on Twitter, but the place got so hostile that I really didn't want to be there anymore. Camwhoring payed really well too, so maybe I'll do that as well

ill give you $100 on friday if you watch a few episodes of stargate with me. nothing sexual at all. im just lonely and don't care if you're a neckbeard or whatever.

How do we get in contact with you, user?

If you happen to live in the same city as me, I'd do it. I don't have a car, so options are limited

Post your body and I'll give you $50
If I like you I'll give you $25 for every nude pic you send me

>I did have some paying clients
Yes I'm sure, that's what every person begging for someone to take their services on Jow Forums says. Stick to cams, noone cares or values your imagination that much user.

I'm in the process of setting everything up. Meanwhile, if you want, just post your idea here and I'll see if I can do it reasonably.

t sleepy seymor

so predictable

I want to do an ERP for about an hour, it's light femdom and feet. Easy and straightforward, right?

Sure, we can do that. Any special wishes in regards to setting, etc?

No special wishes for setting, no characters, etc.. but if you could sprinkle in cute anime feet pictures during it, that would be it.

Of course I can. I'll try my best to match your level of detail, mood, etc.

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What's your discord, user? That's the only way I'll do it.

I'm not on discord, but perhaps tomorrow I'll set one up.

If you don't want to do it here, I understand that too.

get a job you dumbass

OK, I'll just watch the thread until then.

Seems like not a lot is going to happen though. I'll get everything set up by tomorrow or such and then make another thread

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>if you watch a few episodes of stargate with me
how exactly does this work? do we talk on discord while watching or...?

Ah, I hope I don't miss it then.

I wouldn't lurk all day tomorrow (unless you were planning on doing that anyways). I don't know when I'll get around to doing that.

Then it sounds like this thread pretty much went nowhere. Oh well, I was hoping to at least have a new erp partner.

>no characters
Do you not have any favourite character designs?

I do have characters I'd like to erp with, but I figured if it's a first time it's easier to do without a specific character and leave it up to user.

Sorry, it's just I'm not a fan of Discord, given their track record of banning users for not having the right opinions.

I am fine with both premade and original characters. I even prefer original chars over premade if I'm not very familiar with them

Do you have an alternate way to talk? IRC?

At the moment only r9k. I'm not on my PC, so options are limited.

My problem with people demanding specific characters is that they often want characters I'm not familiar with. Like, they say "Please be that one girl from that one anime", and I thrn have to read up on her, her personality, etc. and half the time people are still pissed because I don't act the way they desire the char to act.

By comparison, an OC allows for much greater freedom. For instance, if you request that one spidergirl from that one anime, I'll probably do much worse than if you told me you wanted a spider, have a focus on her legs and involve her spinnerett in some way

I see. If this conversation with OP leads nowhere then write out a list of characters later ITT. If one I feel strongly about comes up I'll play with you instead.

How much for voice chat?