>Co-workers think I like short haired girls
WTF
Co-workers think I like short haired girls
Justin Phillips
Lincoln Collins
Y-you mean you don't?
Parker Jackson
>coworkers know i go on the chan
>think im an alt right shooter
>be extra nice to me
Henry Campbell
My coworkers been introducing to these flat ass, flat chested short haird women. Im pretty sure theyre trying to tell me something
Andrew Cook
How did you get your coworkers to introduce you to women?
Christopher Reed
By being friendly and talking about stuff other than work
Xavier Bailey
It's probably related to what you talk to them about. So if you ramble about your interest in anime and taxidermy, they're going to think "oh, I know a girl who likes anime and taxidermy" and chances are she's going to look something like what you described. Or if your conversations sound like "I'M SO FUCKING LONELY AND HORNY AAAAAAAAAA", then they're going to pair you up with a similarly desperate girl, who is probably not conventionally attractive.
The way to rectify this is to make sure that all conversations revolve around your passions for cocaine, water skiing, and girls who look like they belong on a magazine cover.
Jaxson Young
Short hair can be ridiculously cute though
Isaiah Hill
>flat chested short haird women
sounds like the dream though, you lucky fuck
Joshua Barnes
How the fuck do I steal your life and where the fuck do I find qt tomboys?
Ayden Turner
T H I S
GIB TOMBOY GF NOW REEEE
Ethan Smith
Just be more open to your coworkers user. They're just people who want to pass the time while working. Maybe they'll help you
Sebastian Lee
this holy fuark
>be me a few years ago
>have a rare reverse trap gun nut waif
>people kept mistaking her for my younger brother
>basically pic related irl
>she wanted to get married and pop out lots of babbies
>felt I wasn't ready to be a dad so I went full retard and
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck niggas don't be like me
Blake Wood
Man I don't wanna rub salt in your wounds but you a dumb motherfucker. If she looked even a little bit like that.
Christopher Kelly
You got it great, OP.
Lucas Gonzalez
She looked 100% like that and yea man I know I'm the dumbest motherfucker alive
Ryder Thompson
Mate
How
Why
Why would you
Ayden Robinson
because my brain went
>man this girl is great but
>I dunno if I wanna be a dad
>and I have this dangerous job that has me going to terminal shitholes all the time
>will probably get my ass killed someday
>I'm pretty psycho sometimes too
>yea I'm probably not the best choice for her
instead of
>ok time to nut up, get a safer job, marry my dream girl, and be a dad
basically I'm the retard master, and managed to inherit both my dad's ability to "logic" his way out of making good decisions, and my mom's ability to fuck up sure things. OP nigga, you still here, don't be like me, ok? get that tomboy.
Brayden Anderson
Just tell them you're not gay, I guess. It's literally not that hard.
Gabriel Clark
don't be a fag user, short haired tomboys are the pinnacle of the female form.
Tyler Collins
Just admit you're gay, user. If you go for masculine girls you're literally attracted to boys.
Jackson Collins
god, forgive this dumbass nigga for he does not yet know the Truth
Nolan Morales
Who said masculine girls? I like androgynous girls without penis and with small tits. And with a girls brain, who has boyish interests but is still feminine.
Landon Scott
>referring to tomboys as "masculine girls"
>thinking peak female form is gay
>>literally being that guy
>>>projecting your homosexuality
TOP WEW
Hudson Ross
What's your image of a qt, OP?
Legit curious.
Also, what do you think is better, "cute", "beautiful" or "sexy"?
Jayden Perez
When I was a kid, my brother and sister were under the impression that I had a crush on Janet Jackson. I don't know where the fuck they got it from, I don't even think I was a fan of any of her songs back then.