>work as wagecuck
>bitches keep complaining to us that the roastie bathroom has no toilet paper etc
>literally filled their toilet paper 40 minutes ago, the thing holds two rolls goddammit
>get asked to refill
>coworker is incredulous at the rate these roasties use paper
>enter blind rage over it because for two weeks all I've been doing is filling up the fucking women's toilet paper
>go off over walkie talkie to buddy about how fucking disgusting women are and how it doesn't surprise me one bit that roasties are stealing toilet paper and constantly making messes
>rant for about 4 minutes
>no one says anything, everyone on walkie talkie stopped laughing a while ago
>later after my shift
>get text from boss asking if I can come in a little early tomorrow to talk with her about something
How fucked am I?
Don't reveal your robot powerlevel guys, normalfags can't handle the truth
sounds like you need a therapist desu
Oy vey user HR would like a word with you over your sextual harassment of bitch. Just park Infront of the Goylice cruiser that will be outside.
The fact your boss asked you to come in before work to talk with her indicates that you likely aren't being fired. You'll most likely just get a mild to moderate "talking to". Which will end with you agreeing to keep the ranting about "roasties" to an absolute minimum. Just nod your head and say "yeah I understand" and you'll be just fine.
prepare for the worst user. you gettin the boot.
get me in that screencap for r/greentext
If you want to keep you job, just let your boss feel like they are dominating you.
Look down and away from their eyes often.
Agree apologetically, and just reiterate that you were extremely frustrated and dealt with it in a totally unacceptable way. Say you were very stressed or tired or something.
Make it clear that will never happen again and you are totally aware of how stupid it was, that you were caught up in an moment of weakness and anger.
Even if they fire you, at least you covered some bases so if you ever need to reference them they may not tell your next potential employer that your a schizo sperg.
I think you should stop using the word roastie unironically
Especielly irl
Do the opposite of what this user said. Don't be a stupid wagebitch, OP. Sounds like your job is low tier anyway so you don't even need a reference
Dont listen to this guy. Submit to your boss and suck his toes. Your family is depending on you.
this guy is a sub cuckold fetishist, stand your ground, OP.
Yeah look em dead in the eye. Cut off his sentences, yawn while hes talking, pick your nose etc. Assert dominance my man.
Based and redpilled, Nice Work OP.
If he listens to you hes gonna lose his job and end up sucking dick for meth anyway. YOUR PRIDES NOT WORTH IT OP
dude, people call you into work to kill you face to face.
it depends what the laws are like in OP's country.
I have been fired multiple times and they all ask you to come in to work or wait until you arrive.
>MRW I have to get 4 bus trips just to get told, your fired
>kill you face to face
Can confirm, my dad was fired the day before Christmas from a job in just such fashion.
>Hey, can you come in at 8:30 instead of 9:00?
>Okay, sure
>By the way, we're letting you go
yeah that job is over. they may keep you and put you on an action plan but its prolly over
Just give up on having a job, embrace the NEET life. You sound like you have genuine autism so you'll probably qualify for bux pretty easy.
go to work early for the privilege of being fired. fuck wage slaving.
Yeah, really. What makes me angrier is the fact that my dad was a middle--aged man biking a 45 mile round trip to work at that point, and they knew that. So he biked 23 miles to work just to be fired. Fuck that company.
>rant about women for several minutes
>female boss
user, I don't really like your chances here.
>your pride isn't worth a most likely minimum wage job
This attitude is why most robots are genuine failures.