/r9gay/ - #423

Santa Clara CA anyone?

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>tfw no asexual bf
Why even try desu.

i dont feel like having sex with you ever

>tfw no qt catboi bf to play FFXIV with

There's no reason to live ;-;

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there never is... they are closed for life.

tfw no /his/ bf to talk about history and analyze it together.

i need a subscription soon. i maxed out almost every class i could on the free trial

I want world war 2 to come back.

Are you guys gay or something? Something seems off

i'm a heteronormative queerosexual

Holy fuck so it's true. When that user said he wanted me to clean his dick in his ass did he actually mean anal sex?
What the fuck

Yes. Where else would I be?

Im bi leaning male is that ok with you

originally what city, user?

I am not that deep into the game, did my first savage content today and I'm loving my time on it, just feel pretty lonely because I don't talk to anyone ;-;

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no, he just wanted a bit of homemade anal douching. that's when you insert a penis inside and pee. it cleans both parties.
help out your fellow man

IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT
IDIOT FOOL IDIOT
YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS FILTHY NASTY IDIOT SINNER SODOMITE FAGGOTS
YOU DESERVE NOTHING BUT SUFFERING YOU UNWASHED SCUM! CHOKE TO DEATH ON THE DICK YOU SUCK! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! GET AIDS AND DIE!

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You shouldn't have a sex drive at all for anything or anyone though.

depends where you are during it

i want to marry christian user and make lots of love with him!

Alright that's fine
Is that true? We didn't go over that in school

>tfw no bf to care and love for

Just don't be indian

are you the software user from CA?

Just dont be gay

Yes hello this is your government provided AT&T boyfriend here to get my ny bf

where in ny? What tier have you qualified for? Did you send in your stat sheet?

i live in the middle of nowhere atm outside the city.
feels bad desu

how many people from nyc were here again? last time i counted 3.

theres no reason to fear buying a dildo, theres no reason they would have to assume its not for your girlfriend, is there?

Ill ask my parents for a dildo then

sounds pretty comfy, what you do out there, past westchester? how far outside the city? What are your interests?

maybe we can meet up and walk around central park holding hands?

yes, asking your parents for a dildo is the same as buying a dildo at store or online as that user was scarededly debating doing

any person from canada?

i assumed one of you two to be a guy i know who is studying law and had an indian stalker.
im not actually from ny i just wanted to tease him

don't proposition more than one person at the same time, it makes me

What your opinion on Indian guys r9gay ?

Sorry ive forggoten you guys are scared of being gay, it was just a joke

Nobody likes poo in loos user

The few of them that are not unsightly are alright.

please {oregonally}

please {oregonally}

mmmmm no

same as any guy, as long as they're cute

Me no homo though

I need a thicc booty bf where do i find one ?

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do you shave everyday or something?

you could chat up that obese user from the last thread, doesn't a 350lb ass sound enticing?

In all honesty, I think they tend to be one of the ugliest races. There are plenty of exceptions and indians I'd pay to even kiss, of course, but I feel like they're a worse version of middle easterns.

Nah i mean fit body with a big butt

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i've had the hiccups all day god dammit

do any of you wax? have you ever gone to a parlor to have somebody do it for you?

> user are you going to just stand there take your cloth off dude

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Get one from Jow Forums or /hm/
Yeah bros just a sec trying to hide my raging erection rn

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Ive never posted in these threads, so I guess Im fourth

I wish my doodles were good enough to earn money/vidya, I'm truly jealous of real artists!

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Yes,humor instability can be easily treated.

wow. his back muscle is unbelievable. talk about cuddle potential. his chest would swallow up my whole body

practice practice practice, draw a bf with a big butt for that user

somebody give me an r9gay related topic and i will write you a 30 second song. i will do this for the first three people that respond at least

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boypussy jewelry

twink with big booty

about tsundere and slightly homophobic boys in love with man

How's this? I've never drawn anything like it before! He's kind of in a turning around with a hand on his butt pose which is why it looks like this!

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Based
Why does he have hooves?

I wonder how that user is doing with his new face tattoo bf

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very nice user, you are already broadening your abilities and styles, you are on the way to arterly success

>tfw no moderately fit bf to lift with

That pic is disgusting.
I do not like it delete delete.

this is def samefagging so i chose the last one.
vocaroo.com/i/s1yjzwWmMhJr (sorry you'll have to turn up the volume)
i'll take two more!

You wan't this right you wan't this reeeaal bad don't you ?

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Can anyone recommend a good starter dildo? Nothing that'll hurt, just something I can use to try and stimulate my prostate?

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>muscular
Nope. I'd rather have this.

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you sound really cute :3

Fuck you. If you don't want to sing about boypussy jewelry, then just admit it, but don't accuse me of samefagging just because you're an uncreative lying cunt. Consider killing yourself.

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Maybe. What's it to you, fren?

Ugh user why ugh my godness what is that ? I am totally disgusted what are those to skeletons doing ?

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Fuck yeah I do.
>tfw will never be a handsome muscular guy with a muscular bf

to my credit there were three all-lowercase posts within like 40 seconds. and that is a grossly disproportionate amount of anger for something so silly and small

sing about a lonely gay boi at college looking for a bf

The real best combination is a muscular man and a twink.

>that is a grossly disproportionate amount of anger for something so silly and small
Maybe that's why I'm posting alone on Jow Forums at 4 am instead of being asleep next to my cute boyfriend.

My boyfriend keeps urging me to drink booze so I'm lewder with him.
It's a mixed feeling.

make one to/for your future lover

how old are you? whats your relation like with drinking? how lewd do you get normally? how lewd does he want you to get? he said the only reason he wants you to drink more is lewd more, not just to have a good fun bonding wild time, he wants you to loosen up a little...or only in the ass?

First of all you bum ass rat ass hoe dusty ass crusty ass dumpster juice ass bitch why are you in the thread ? Second you should tell him how you feel aboit drinking just to be lewd now fuck off

vocaroo.com/i/s0IZ7umrJ4GS
i felt bad so i wrote you this.
i've wrote a couple songs like this so i'll do this one next

>watching porno guy puts whole butt plug in his mouth after shoving it up his ass

Why ?

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24 I get a lot more lewd normally I'm not comfortable with French kissing. When I drink it's common. I believe he wants the best for us, but drinking hasn't been my thing.
I've been alone for 23.9 years user please. This is the only place where I feel I'm with peers.

>tfw no overly lewd robot bf

vocaroo.com/i/s1sf83OjYcR5
i wrote this one a while ago but i think it fits