>make a thread for my lower back pain on Jow Forums >Jow Forums convinces me I have a snapped my shit up and have a herniated disc >go to a physiotherapist >he did some checks >i asked him if it's a herniated disc >he laughed in my face saying it's just a flexibility/joint issue >did some massage/weird exercises on my back >pain literally went away >hasn't returned ever since (3 days ago)
t-thanks Jow Forums, without your 'diagnosis' I wouldn't have freaked out enough to actually go to a doctor.
you're fucking retarded if you couldnt tell this for yourself and come here to get spoonfed legit believing a diagnosis without anyone having even seen you. get a grip and lurk more
Xavier Howard
link the thread from the archive
Dylan Nelson
I don't remember which thread it was but it had the same picture from around 2 weeks ago
t-thanks I will from now on
Blake Hernandez
Why would you ask the internet about medical issues? I'm diagnosing you with mental retardation.
Ryder Young
I was just seeking for advice
Austin Howard
if it is a herniated disc you will have: >traveling pain >more pain when you sit
tfw not going to a chiropractor like Arno suggested,
You know what is even more retarded? It most likely wasn't even a joint/mob issue, it was all in your head.
Justin Moore
T H I C C
Wyatt Turner
And now the pain is gone and you feel better, what’s the problem?
Gabriel Barnes
what exercises did you do
Juan Bennett
the problem is how people are made to believe that random aches and pains are serious debilitating injuries. I might have thought my back was fucked for a long time when it wasn't.
Angel Nguyen
Doctors don't know shit, without an MRI there is no way to distinguish a soft tissue injury from a bulging disc. There are only certain signs that it may be one or the other. If you presented with radiculopathy then it very well may have been a bulged disc that the massage made more comfortable. Again, if there is no MRI, the diagnosis is a pure guess.
Jack Diaz
youre a loser
Zachary Diaz
>what exactly were you expecting? umm i think he was expecting legitimate advice
Levi Hill
My head hurts am i going to die???
Connor Sanchez
>did some massage/weird exercises on my back What kind of exercises?
Elijah Miller
Massaged his cock up and down my back
Nolan Hill
I was in that thread, you're welcome
William Mitchell
yes
Brody Powell
hahaha he fell for the herniated-disc meeem
Michael Wright
lol... Trolls on ruining lifting careers by trolling newbies in to thinking they fucked their backs up
Alexander Ward
That's kinda like me.
>2 yrs ago, new to Jow Forums >see thread about shaving >posted selfie with zit near corner of mouth >asked for help about electric shavers/razors. >400+ replies telling me I have acute herpes and/or hiv >there were posts that genuinely had me scared because i had gone down on a girl unprotected. >entire thread said they ONLY go down using dental dam or not at all. >genuinely scared and suicidal after a few days >afraid to make eye contact with people >afraid of tarnishing my perfect medical record for fear of reprisal >finally go to shady std clinic in downtown. >they advertise free/anonymous std testing >place is infested with zika infested Haitians and other meth heads. >I stick out like a sore thumb. >I nervously explain my situation to front desk ShaQwanda Robinson. >She gives me side eye and probably thinks i'm a high risk gay. >wait nervously in waiting room that is out of Blade Runner dystopian future >get called back to physician Parjeetra Kumar >Explain to her my situation. >show her numerous outbreak photos i had on my phone >nearly reference greentext from Jow Forums thread because it sounded so fucking convincing. >she asks me if I engage in high risk lifestyle: IV drug use, unprotected sex of any kind, biting, exposure to human fecal matter, exposure to ticks. >NOPE.exe >she sits down in front of me, puts her clipboard away. Asks me why I'm here.
I told her all about the the thread, and showed her 2 posts.
She read them closely and said it's outrageous and yet the funniest thing she's seen in ages.
Prescribed me benzoyle peroxide 3% and saved me from suicide.
