Starting a new one

you should kill yourself and send her a pic

>pretty cottony at here tho
pretty corny at this thread tho, how are the corn fields doing op?

I’m hijacking this thread, boys. I just matched with a super hot girl on tinder who’s wearing an eyepatch. It said in her bio she had a stroke and is sensitive about it so what starting line can I send that won’t scare her off?

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I think you've plateaued on your autism, you need to start trying harder

post her pic

That's probably a bot retard

>"posalji"

Why can't u not be autistic ur embarassing the rest of us serbs. Do u think ur ancestors killed the Turks so u can shitpost on an Internet board?

do you even speak english you retard, this is cringe as fuck

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gadzooks

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I can post a photo of my one-eyed guinea pig if that will help.

Not reading that shit lol

All these seething manlets in my thread

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This is the thread to ask this.
At work. A trio of schoolgirls came in. I served one and then then served the guy they came in with. As I wasn serving the guy I noticed one of the girls stick her tongue out and make a wavy motion, like pic but slower. And they giggled
Was this about me or the guy they were with?
Please help autism speaks, listen.

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unfunny /b/ retard

kill yourself

She seems as retarded as you to be fair

Dude do you think you're special or something? It's tinder. It's the lowest common denominator. It isn't hard to get sluts to talk dirty.

he's definitely "special"

Is this what Scooby meant when he talked about his ‘special’ friends?

Didn't even try

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Whoa you got her insta? I guess this means you basically fucked whoa

PMaybe you should stop tooting your own horn.
Just because you think You I know you have can a couple lot more to get to the gym.

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>You're not a snake, and I'm not an ocelot. We're people with names. My name... is Adamska. And you?

I like to mix things up in my life in ways that give me spice.
For example I like to wear no underwear and go wrestling with strangers in the park. I get them into a grapple and we roll around on the ground. The best part is that since my town is progressive many attractive women happily accept my challenges.
Another sport I like to practice is ‘flag running’ where you get a pole and pirate flag, run up to council grounds and plant the pole and raise the flag, this is especially fun during election time as each party starts blaming the other.
Now I’m not saying we. Weed to do this but maybe we could have get a couple little things to get them i.
I think it would be really fun and cool. Would you like to go on this adventure with me?

>Wowza!

Also it was t at me, but to each other.
Like, ‘hey Jill’ wags tongue.

How do you look like? How does the other guy look like? only way to know

The guy looked like a square, not exactly chad face. Brad’s face maybe?
Me, according to my great aunt I look like my great grandfather who was a handsome man, and looking at photos of him I agree.
Also several prostitutes tell me I’m handsome and are ‘surprised’ when I tell them I’m only 23.
According to my parents I’m constantly getting mires, but I never see them and hinestly I see my dad getting mires instead of me.
>user, the girl was looking at you.
That’s nice but she was really looking at you dad.