Be me

While the idea that a girl texts you, mouth still covering cock, with cum in it, does seem humorous, I can imagine its possible. I mean,you only need a mouth for a blowjob, right? And what better to communicate then texting the phone of the man you blow in his pocket?

Why am I trying to rationalize a green text in which I have no comparable experience with.
Why am I trying to rationalize with a fucking normie?
God damn normies making me try to make sense of their bullshit.
Is there more or is it over?

Part 3

>this continues for weeks
>know eventually im gonna have to fuck her
>losing attraction to her every time I see her
>but im in too deep now I gotta see this through
>shes getting mad because I never buy her shit ,go out for dinner, hold hands in public
>think the most I ever bought her was hot chocolate from McDonalds lol
>but I digress
>anyways her stupid fucking family or whatever is going to the phillipines or some stupid shit but we will have her apartment to ourselves finally
>finally the night comes when shes home alone...

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>never buy her shit, go out to dinner, hold hands
what the fuck is wrong with you.
you let her suck you off, and you wouldn't even hold a hand in public?
what kind of heartless fuck are you?

t. roastie toastie original

Not him but just because a thot sucked me off doesn't mean I'm holding her hand.

lmao what u thought this was

Part 4

>enter her apartment
>super fucking baked
>not horny in the fucking slightest
>finally attempt to have sex
>not getting hard at all
>shes actually starting to get fucking mad
>tell her to calm down
>idea.jpg
>whip out my phone and start watch porn while shes sitting next to me
>start jacking off
>get hard
>finally put on condom successfully
>thisisit
>she gets on my dick
>screams
>I cum in like 7 seconds
>Mission accomplished
>she starts getting mad
>asks if I find her attractive
>I've had it at this point
>tell her im not attracted to her
>starts balling her eyes out
>basically run out of her apartment into the pouring rain
>hear her smashing shit lol
>doesn't come into work for like a month
>when she does she gotten fat

And that's how I lost my virginity. I guess there's no moral to the story.

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That was it? Thats sad.

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Big if true. Pretty good job if actual, but you're no robot so fuck off

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gratz on being a piece of shit pal!

You write like a fucking newfag straight out of fucking rebbit. Please consider suicide

Here's a tip...If you know you're gonna bang a girl you're not that attracted to, but seriously need the pussy, buy one of those $10 boner pills from the gas station. They work just as good as viagra.
t. Banged a few fatties after I gained weight

Just want you to know, you did not pull one over on her. You were a limp dicked faggot throughout that entire relationship, and she was kind and still tried to make it work. Your smug superiority is nothing more than a shitty way to direction your attention away from the fact that you are limp dicked and alternated between narcissism and an inferiority complex.

t. angry roastie yllololohfeorgin

like musty books of course

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OP, I think the beast from the gas station found you...

what gas station chain?

>virgin
>hooked up with some girls before
Do you know how I know your story is fake?

>thinks he deserves more than a 6/10

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People who say continue when they write a story are pathetic. No, i dont want you to continue your shitty story, fuck off.

>does not get hard for the real thing
I've had that before, cut off the porn

>Now I've hooked up with girls before but I can never get fucking hard when it comes to sex
>not horny in the fucking slightest
>finally attempt to have sex
>not getting hard at all
Have you ever considered the possibility that, maybe, you are a fag and girls don't make you horny, because deep down you crave for a BBC?

A brother has fallen and ascended from us.
Godspeed, normie

It's a fake story
He said he's a virgin and then in next bit he says he's hooked up with girls before
OP is a nigger

You also stay home.
>

You're a horrible person and a normalfag wannabe.

Why is it whites can get non-white women with zero effort while real robots (non-white virgins) can't get ANYONE?

it's just nervousness

people that lost their virginity before their 20's wouldn't understand, just the touch of an arm can make a teenager chub up, everybody is pretending they are hot shit, but in reality it's all new and exciting

you go into it with a whole different mindset when you're in your 20's

I don't think that's true. I'm a heterosexual and my first sensual experience was in my mid 20s with a man 12 years older than me who I wasn't attracted to and who had been grooming me, but just feeling him run his hands up and down my arms had me extremely hard and oozing precum. A girl grabbed my hand once a year after that in just a brief "Come here" kind of way and I got hard from that as well. I'm nearly a robot now and I still get extremely aroused whenever a girl touches me.

the thing is, both of those experiences happened relatively casually / unexpectedly, when the real deal is about to go down it's another thing

when I first tried to lose my virginity I met up with a couple of high school buds I hadn't seen in a while to grab a few beers and go to the stripclub, I'm feeling fine but I walk into the place and my dick immediatelly shoots up into my body, whores grinding on me and nothing, I go to the bathroom to see what's going on and to this day I have never seen the lil guy so small and afraid, needless to say the environment was so out of my comfort zone and the stakes were so high I was on the verge of having a panic attack, completely impossible to fuck anything unless I took a pill

losing my virginity took me contacting an average looking older escort, explaining her my situation, meeting up with her so she could see I wasn't some utter creep, then having a couple of sessions of making out and erotic massages before I went for the real deal, all to deal with the nervousness, ended up being quite enjoyable too

>mfw this guy thinks he's hot shit when he just basically told everybody he has erectile dysfunction because he has a tiny ass dick and came in 7 seconds when he could get it up

My fucking sides holy shit. The delusion of apex beta males LMAO

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Retard hes a virgin because he couldnt get hard.

>I guess there's no moral to the story.
yet he feels compelled to tell it

The moral is you are a bad person

This seems like a fucking lie
I do have trouble getting hard when I'm nervous, and that happens whenever I'm with a new girl after a few months without sex. Never once has that been a problem though.
Literally just telling it like it is solves fucking everything