How do you keep from getting boners in public?

once read if you flex your thigh region it will divert the blood from your penis to your legs. I feel like it always worked for me, placebo or not

Doesn't work for me, dick/hip ratio is too large.
I stopped doing that when it started to exit out of my pocket.

I usualy lay it flat up against my body, hope that I don't get pre-cum on my shirt and it doesn't lift up due to wind or something.

I'm not 15 anymore, but my dick doesn't seem to know that and I'm still permahorny and get erections all the time.
One indecent thought is enough, and beeing bisexual makes things even worse.

i constantly have this problem and it makes it worse that i have an almost 8 inch cock

should i just start wearing chastity cages when i go out?

Not unless you want a 40% chance of permanent damage every time you get a boner.

Nigger your penis isn't longer than 9 inches. Either that or your hips are tiny.

Raise your standards so random fat chicks don't turn you on dude. Go get laid.

>underwear

user, I...

Fuck off.

I jack off everyday

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be low test

Gotta waistband that shit bro

Why is this fucking thing even allowed in Public?

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Wear your boner with pride.

>not presenting the amazing size od your cock for all to mire
what are you, a dicklet?

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I smear some coke on my dick every night before sleep.

They call it the Waist BandIt

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Cut your dick off

Let's see it big boy. Im dripping thinking of sucking your cock. Male btw

illegal

How can I contain my hardwood in a mixed, full nude sauna?

7,5" an 28" jeans are a little loose.

where

boner hiding apparatus

Why would i?

people can get mad at you and its illegal to have an erection in public

>its illegal to have an erection in public
In which backward shithole of a 4th world country do you live? How come you even have internets?

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america

being serious, if you have a boner problem you can flex your calves , by doing calve raises while sitting and all the blood will go to your legs and out of your boner.

I wanna kick her in the poon

Milkers

god let me smell that dirty hole.

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Only muslims and niggers where I live, so nothing worth getting a boner over

where do you live

>america
No, you must be kidding. Boners in your clothing illegal in public? What the fuck? Prove.

SE Michigan

I only got boners when I was flirting hard with my oneitis, but I went full autismo and screwed that up so now I think my test has dropped because I never get aroused in public, barely get morning wood anymore, and only fap once or twice a week. I'm also eating at a calorie deficit while addicted to caffeine, alcohol, and nicotine so the fact that I'm a complete mess is probably a big factor too.

Serious question but what is up with that little pudgy gut that "athletic," girls get when they wear these type of shorts...chick goes to my gym, very youngish 18ish maybe 20 and has amazing long legs. She wears shorts constantly but has this pudge even though she isn't fat at all

I ain't trying to fuck with no single mom

Have sex regularly?

>go to private grade school
>be known as that kid who had a boner in church

I think I did get a boner and had it propped up on the pew in front of me, but I denied it so hard I think people (maybe) believed me since it was my bully that tried to spread it. My bully is now homeless after his father and siblings all OD'd, though, so I think I won.

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its called public indecency and you can be arrested for it

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Getting a boner in public isn't "public indecency" you moron. Getting one in public and flaunting it, whipping it out, etc. would be.

>8 inch cock
nice LARP

>its called public indecency and you can be arrested for it
Shiiit, never knew that the difference between Trumpistan and Saudi Arabia would be so damn small. I pity you, fellow Jow Forumsizen.

Embrace it dude. It's like a girl having big tits, if you got it, flaunt it

why would you want to?

That's unironically a dope swimsuit fits her perfectly

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seething dicklet

why does a grils asshole smell so good? shit comes out of there... do i like the smell of shit?

It does smell good, and so does a girls poop, full of pherimones,ect

Stop LARPing you EU fuck stay mad at our freedom

animals smell and eat shit, it's a good way to get to know somebody.

>slightest sign of having labias
>"nice balls faggot lolmaoooo show us ur boipucci kekekeke disgusting tranny!!!!!"

main reason i quit posting in cbt, the surrealistic feel when you realize guys on this board would rather assume a person dressed in female clothing is a trap than an actual woman

No matter where and what I wear if I’m meeting this girl, the boner would be rocket launching

Good job

I have to take meds to avoid boners, this ain't funny.

antidepressants?

Don't be a 14 year old who just hit puberty

Jerk off to release the urge

Nope. I have to avoid getting dizzy or unconcious.

Skinny dweeb with a “big” penis because his skin is recessed into his groin

Ignore it and act completely natural while my enormous erection knocks things off shelves and even may cause me pain by slamming into things or getting caught in doors.

(You)

>freedom
>get's 200 years in jail for defending yourself against niggers trying to steal your dead dad's '80 Ford Bronco
>get's shot by the pigs for not putting your hands up at supersonic speed
>get's shot by a jig if you miss a turn and drive into the ghetto
>your children have a 98% chance of getting columbined

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MOOOOOOMMYYY GIB PLEASE

does your dick like swell to massive proportions and drain the blood from your brain or something?

If a girl gives me a boner in public I usually just imagine her farting. Just kidding that just makes me diamonds.

Somewhat. Depending on the position it's making me dizzy to blackout. I always have to have the girl on top in order to enjoy sex and experience orgasm.

It's an interesting correlation between dick size and iq. People with big dicks have lower iq, let's look at black people for example. This is because the dick drains blood from your brain, even from a young age and during puberty which is when brain development is at its highest, the brain gets starved of essential blood because the big dick needs it. Can't prove me wrong faggots

Stop that race-baiting. It's boring and this is the wrong board.

citation plz

Nothing to do with race, just an example. White guys with big dicks are the same

Can't prove yourself right either.

Not true at all. Testosterone increases both dick size and intelligence. Einstein was known for having a huge dick. If what you're saying is true than pic related would be the smartest guys in the world.

Also kill yourself you fucking retarded race baiting faggot lying Jew republican dumb underage idiot kid.

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kys you piece of shit

t. big dick retards
Just proves my point

It's pretty subtle I must admit. Using the big-nigger-dick-meme and the IQ-thing, not bad for a fat basement-dweller like you.

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>212

I was diagnosed with hypogonadism with a reading near 263 ng/dl and was so depressed I wanted to kill myself. I can't begin to imagine what it's like to be a young man with such a low level of test. TRT saved my life.

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No he has a micropenis

by having a small dick that bends weirdly, I can walk around with turbo boner and no one will notice lmao

I think your confusing it for going naked with a boner.
Also nice sources to the law that says I can't have an erection in public.
Probably just another self hating American or a Euro that has some grudge against the US

Welcome to Jow Forums

BMI 22 is not skinny.

is it normal to get an erection while doing pullups while in the gym?

asking for a friend

You don't, you stop caring about them

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hey what roots should i grow and eat?

BMI != fat

retard

gib now milkies

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