>Girl is touching my muscles at a party
>Casually mention that I was just at the gym that morning
>She asks what sports I play
>...
Why do you even go to the gym if you don't play a sport? Girls don't function solely on looks, they are thirsty for a competitive character and activity.
>girls don’t function solely on looks
Yes they do lol women are so fucking dumb
>they are thirsty for a competitive character and activity.
None of which you displayed when she asked which sports you play. Come up with something witty retard
Football. Stacey's love that shit.
Just say rowing, bitches love rowing
lol what the fuck does she expect you to play? Are you on a team? The only reason I can see someone playing a sport is because they’re trying to become professional or just playing with friends from time to time.
I agree, I completely sperged out.
What's a pretty boy gonna do when a grizzly attacks a cave with babies?Women want leadership.
Top kek pretty boy how the fuck did you connect that and good looks. Go watch some sissy faggot porn, leave. True alphas have both leadership and good looks, I’m guessing you have neither of those.
Unifag here. Played vidya throughout my youth, what's a good sport to do? Have some experience with basketball if it counts
Mma or muay thai
> The study suggests that if a man is considered at least moderately attractive, then his personality matters to women, Fugère said. If a man is viewed as less than moderately attractive, it doesn't seem to matter as much to women what his personality is like, Fugère explained. [5 Myths About Women's Bodies]
> She explained that physical attractiveness appears to act as a gatekeeper for potential mates. If a man meets a required level of physical attractiveness, then women are willing to consider his personality characteristics, the study revealed.
>woman leaves babies in a cave
Doesn’t every girl do that
It’s can be a fun way to do cardio / resistance training
Join a judo club, or a grappling club, lots of universities are weak on striking arts due to the possibility of CTE
if you’re not academically retarded you can just tell her you’re a gym rat
>tfw kicked out of my tennis club for purposely hitting boomers.
If you arent retarded just say you play a few different (w/e game is going on) sports at the gym. That way it makes you seem nice, sociable and not a total gym duetch.
Your mistake was saying you go to the gym
This. Especially if you're in fucking college. Say you play pick up games or intramurals
Tell her you play the sportsof "i lift more than you lol dyel" on Jow Forums, it's very competitive and there are zero rules
Alternatively you could actually start doing raw powerlifting
she was trying to make casual conversation about something she assumed you're into because you brought up going to the gym. She was using it as a cover to keep groping you
only for nine months
She's heckling, says something that isn't anti-social ie team, or extremely antisocial ie fighter
This. Ladies don’t really give a fuck but it will always sound better to say you play some sport truth be told, women have archetypes of attractive sports and types or athletes that participate in them.
Tell her you hold the olympic gold medal in both limbo and sex.
lol retard you aren't supposed to say you go to the gym, you're supposed to say you play pickup basketball sometimes
it's stupid to lie about playing a sport if you're going for anything more than a one night stand. I literally just tell girls I enjoy it or I'll deflect the question with some humor if they ask why I go to the gym. You don't need anything else. Keep in mind, I actually played sports in high school and college and still play pick up hockey from time to time, but I don't tell them that because they don't actually fucking care. The question is a shit test to see if you're confident in what you do
The thing is roll around and grapple with other sweaty men... It's not the most alpha sport.
Anzu is for...
>oh I used to do FENCING when I was younger now I play basketball/football with my friends and hit the gym after work sometimes
B O O M
Ive fucked so many bitches over this fencing bullshit its unreal tbqfam
I'd say I do martial arts, they want a protector
(I dont train for martial arts though, only very causally, I train for size)
based and zoomerpilled
It's not Anzu, it's Valkyire Aurora.
This. Just say you play wii fit sometimes and help your uncle on the farm.
>fencing
>not lying about a sport
You know how to play hacky sack? Congratulations you're a soccer player. Took a muay thai class once? You love to kickbox.
Jesus, who would tell the truth to some thot at a party?
>She asks what sports I play
Counterstrike and pocket pool.
Either they laugh or they don't. If they don't then they are probably a bitch.
they dont laugh because youre a faggot
Claim something outgoing and or risky. Both enhance optics.
Paragliding and climbing
And I actually genuinely do that
Entry barriers to both? How poor can you be?
Used paraglider gear all together 600-1000 but you have to take a license for another 500
Climbing literally nothing if you do bouldering, rock climbing harness 50 + rope and some shit
>She asks what sports I play
...i used to play football and futsal.
>Girls don't function solely on looks
They do, though.
no, you say that you just hang out. never tell women you workout alot
Looks need a certain threshold for men, then personality and status comes into the picture. For women it's just looks.
She is just looking for some banter so she can claim it was your personality why she slept with you so quickly. Doesn't need to be intelligent.
if a girl ask me if i workout i tell her I used to play tennis and that I run ocassionaly.
>Girl is touching my muscles at a party
Slap that bitch and report her to the police for sexual assault.
i never admit that i work out.
should of just said "powerlifting"
>oh I do combat sports
>"what sort of combat sports?"
>...brazilian jiu jitsu
>"...Isn't that where you grapple with sweaty men for an hour every day?"
>y-yes, but not in a gay way!
Life is suffering, lads. I need to get onto that mma train. I hate the idea of brain injury, but being an mma guy is just so much cooler than a pajama fighter, and my no-fap streak is making me seriously want to maximise my chances with thots.