Tfw listened to Jow Forums and went cocoon mode

Join a climbing gym

I think you should discuss this with your waifu

get a job.

You must now find people who share these hobbies. I hope they're not autistic solo hobbies like brewing beer or gardening or something.

You'll evolve once you get enough experience points.

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5x5 sets of conversations with strangers.

Start light like mentioning the weather to a sales clerk or something.

Cringe is the social DOMS. Get through it.

move town so you have an excuse for not knowing anyone

what's his excuse for not having any social media?

Not being a fan of it. Just rattle something off about "I didn't really like where Facebook was heading, but now that I've moved town, I'm back on it for the sake of building new friendships."

who needs an excuse for that, do you even read the news

>listening to fit
Yikes

Now you take your looksmaxxed face and body to a professional photographer and get pictures taken for instagram and you make a tinder

>professional photo for tinder
can't think of a bigger red flag

Fag

go take dancing lessons

Cocoon mode is suicide. Socks gains are the most important.

unironically join a crossfit gym and blow everyone out of the water with your lifts.
the guys below 40 there will absolutely hate you, but the milfs will flirt with you and the young ones will come onto you.
you're gonna suck dick if you didn't do your cardio though

This.

What did you do exactly?
I need some cocoon mode

school shooting is a easy way to make people recognize you in public and interact with you.

If you're already over 30, you fucked up big time, and at least stream your suicide desu.

This is good advice, lots of young adults at climbing gyms plus being Jow Forums you should be decent. Just don't act too redpilled

1. Add as many persons from your immediate region as possible on social media platform of your choice.
2. Post a pic of your naked upper body, captioned with a heartrending paragraph about how you had a shit time for the past years, but you're now ready to take a step into a new direction and want to make an effort for a better life. Query for worthwhile activities and companions for this endeavour (paraphrase this into your local slang).
3. ???
4. Obviously, profit. Even if no one directly signs up to take you along, you will get suggestions which will eventually lead to a new circle of friends.
Optional 5. Leave Jow Forums.

>how do i even break back in to the real world?
Why would someone want to do this?

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Dude seriously just get a job. There's people at jobs.

Go back into college.

No joke, community college, make a tinder and start picking up easy 18-20 year old college girls.

Get social confidence and after a few months join a sport or team or academics group and grow from there.

Fuck off roastie

What about the no singles policy?

>tfw you've been in cocoon mode for your entire life

Based. Where do I find a cocooned gf

In their room, I imagine.

How do I find said room?

in which 3rd world country do you life?

Heh, it's this little old country called the US of A.

America

Follow your nose.

But if she is truly /cocooned/ she wouldn't be a stinky fat lump. What do?????

>cringe is the social DOMS
fairly accurate, although it should be said that if the cringe stage goes on too long it means your form is off.

>not leaving Jow Forums first
bad advice

If you didn't nofap all 5 it doesn't count

Take up smoking, you'll meet a lot of people. You can spare it since you're so fit now. Life is about balance user.

based

is cocoon mode really a meme or does it work

Here's a tip, never take any advice on here seriously without research

cocoon mode is only for normal people.
it fucks you up even more if you're autistic.

If you're autistic you actually need to get the fuck out of cocoon mode.

Fuckin this. Went cocoon and just became more maladjusted. Realised how inept I really was when trying to enter the real world and then bad habits formed again to cope, so cocoon mode gains were negated. You're best trying to break out of your comfort zone incrementally, incorporating socialization to general self improvement. The theory that you get fit then socialize is fucked, especially as you need other people to reflect your self image back at you to prevent delusion and warped reality, which I also experienced.

holy shit, I don't think coccoon mode is meant to last five fucking years. Couple of months tops to get your shit together and get into a self-improvement routine without distractions

Works for certain people. Not the best advice if you're autistic (aka shy guy with poor social skills).

Works really well if you're a relatively functional introvert, but only for a small amount of time and only if you aren't completely alone.

I did for 4 years and it worked out fine. Didn't make much social gains but really moved forward in life

Join your local CrossFit gym. I was lonely when I first moved, then I joined a CrossFit gym. Now I have so much sex after training, during training, on Friday nights. Hell I’m about to bang this amazing set of twins. One girl, one boy. CrossFit is the best

>he doesn't equip his kakuna with EXP share

does crossfit really get you pussy?

How did you afford it?

Based

You've let your social skills atrophy for 5 years. There's literally no hope for you coming back into society as someone who can make friends or not seem like a strange creep.
No idea why you would do that.

Coccoon mode is super comfy why would you want out?

i'll kill you for this

id start with facepulls considering its NON NEGOTIABLE

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>no sex for 5 years

How is that even possible ? I can barely last the days my girl has her periods, and she even gives me blowjobs.
Stop thinking being Jow Forums is normal, earth girls are easy just find one you like and poke her as much as you can while your dick still can get up.

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>tfw I did six years
>15-21
>years critical to development of social skills
>no teen gf
>khv till 22
>slowly recovering at 24
Not worth desu

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Wait, theres a no singles policy at dance lessons? I get no singles policy at gun ranges but dance lessons? you cant an hero at a dance class

user I havent had sex for 21 years

Teen gf is a meme. I was khv at 21 and unlocked full package in one night, then smashing became easy and I still giggle sometimes at my younger self for being so afraid of women.

28 years and counting. Get on my level, zoomers.

you can always read books and go to the gym while maintaining a social life, so yes, it's just a joke about not havng a social life

Is your hobby music?

>go cocoon 1.5 year
>get solid body, read a ton, have a play I wrote performed, climbed mt. fuji, ran a marathon, start to feel pretty good about who I am as a person.
>ready to come back to the world and make friends and be social
>All people want to do is get trashed, smoke weed, and drive around listening to shitty trap music.
>Would rather talk about fucking bitches than leading a better life or actually doing cool shit.

Does it get better? I'm not trying to get bitter, but how are most people such low tier?

>listened to Jow Forums

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA everyone look and laugh at this retard. why would you listen to a bunch of autists?

DELET

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>you cant an hero at a dance class
Just fucking watch me

Not true, you can regain them back, your brain is plastic, and can form new connections between brain cells. That's why you sometimes see people that changed A LOT after months or years.

>but how are most people such low tier
most people actually dont exist, they are just fabrics of our imagination. Thats why they are so boring because our imagination can only exceed so far

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you now evolve into beedrill. what does beedrill do? thats up to you. personally its better to be a pupitar and cocoon for longer to be a tryranitar

as a beedrill you can now schmang strippers for free, shag bar flies for free and make friends easier. but do u really want that?

id rather be rich and live in the hills as a tryranitar

You can't. As you get older socialising gets harder.

>Hell I’m about to bang this amazing set of twins. One girl, one boy.

I can vouch for that. I'm swimming in pussies and emasculating soibois in college after my cocoon phase.

Move to another city or even another country. Now you have an excuse not to know anyone. I was a skeleton mode hikikomori for about a year after Highschool and during Highschool I was that weird pale as a vampire lankier goth guy everyone thought was gonna flip and shoot up the place. Traveling learning languages and getting fit completely changed my personality. I don’t come across as weird anymore at all though I still am sometimes a little reserved or aloof. But I realized I’m actually not an introvert I just had a shit childhood due to bad parenting, being raised by a single mother and living in a very isolated location. I have extrovert genes that just weren’t given the proper environment. Fast forward to now I just met a qt athletic chinese girl today and have plans to go clubbing with her soon. It doesn’t end here either senpai. I’m going to buy SARMs online and get even bigger. Next year I’m considering moving to Thailand to get cheap roids and leave humanity behind.

Don’t become a roidfaggot

Sorry user but most people are domesticated. There's nothing you can do but live and hope like hell you find cool people on the way.

just got a job at a clothing store
will working really boost my social gains?

try killing yourself!

How else can I get as big as Dio? I’m still undecided and worried about all the side effects especially suppression but I don’t really care if I don’t live as long. I want to get massive so I can cosplay as dio in Japan and blow everyone the fuck away. I look like him facially and I’m blonde so it would work.

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I've been cocooning my entire life desu

not OP, but i've joined a climbing gym before
>no friends to wall climb (like toproping)
>forced to boulder
>see other people bouldering
>literally no one is there alone bouldering
>always with friends, trying the same problem in turn (and using up the wall really)
>always see qt girls with a guy or another qt girl
how do i make friends here?

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I literally just dumped one because she lived too far from me, I feel like I made a big mistake

lol imagine kicking her right in the poon haha

You are retarded, just because there's a girl doesn't mean you have to try and fuck her, you can make friends with a girl who is there with a boy. Literally just go say hello you mong
>make friends at climbing gym, qt or not
>become good enough friends you meet their other friends
>Integrate into their social circle
>keep expanding off the people you meet and their other friends

That's how you build a group of friends you Autists. The first person you make friends with is usually just a stepping stone to meet more people easily, and along the way you find and meet a cutie.