When I shit, I shit big. It’s satisfying, and I feel empty afterwards (literally not figuratively). But no matter how much I wipe, the toilet paper continues to have brown on it. Like there’s a brown marker up my ass.
It feels like all the shit has left my butt, but there’s an infinitely regenerating layer of poo that I can’t wipe away.
What gives? I eat a ton of protein in various forms, have a balanced diet, track my macros, and eat enough fiber.
Am I the only one? I’m tired of wiping my ass endlessly.
Water is essential for cleaning your asshole. Ideal is blasting it with the shower head but at the very least you should be using wet wipes.
Leo Jackson
I get so mad at that shit. I just say fuck it and take a quick shower if I'm able to.
Caleb Stewart
Wet wipes
Hudson Cooper
Shave your butt Thank me later
Lincoln Watson
I highly recommend the "step and go" toilet stool for shitting posture As well as a sugar-free fiber supplement, my grocery store brand has one that's completely clear, no gritty taste or orange flavor Also stop drinking and nicotine I barely have to wipe on that regimen
Gavin Torres
I hate this shit >wipe ass with dry toilet paper >white as the drifting snow
>wipe ass with wet wipe/wet toilet paper >more shit on paper than the original poop
Josiah Jenkins
I used to have this until I started washing my asshole in the shower.
Bidet attachment or hop in the shower after taking a dump. For the love of what's good and holy, please DO NOT follow this guy's advice.
Parker Edwards
You still have poo in your rectum and the TP keeps touching it. Whether it is a little or a lot I guess idk you just gotta shit the rest out or idk what to tell you
Robert Wilson
I get this too. Holy fuck is it worms? What do I do now?
Adrian Jackson
Just take Metamucil. Works wonders for fags who need good bowel movements to be fuckable.
Gay dude here. This is an issue in the Jow Forums gay community, but it’s easily resolved. It’s a result of liquid protein intake at high volumes. If you’re eating enough fiber but unwilling to stop drinking protein shakes, all you can do at this point is:
>enema once every couple of days. >stick your finger up your ass and hook the ghost shit out of your rectum, then wipe a couple more times.
If your uncomfortable with #2, put a condom on your finger. Remember to wash your hands vigorously.
Do this and you won’t have to worry about sucking your own shit off your partner’s dick. Works wonders.
Noah Rodriguez
Take a Psyllium husk supplement.
Nicholas Lopez
I have a similar problem, sometimes my shit SMELLS like a dry erase marker. That can't be healthy/normal, right?
Ayden Morales
Being a fag sounds like way too much work.
Daniel Morgan
Amonia. Your body is digesting amino acids, because you’re not giving yourself enough carbs to maintain your cardio. Stop cardio or eat more carbs.
Hudson Ward
If I do #2 can I go to the same store weekly and keep buying condoms so the cute clerk thinks I'm getting pussy on the daily?
Christopher Wood
>mfw my sink is arms distance from my toilet so I can put some water on my TP instead of spending thousands of dollars on wet wipes throughout my life
I think I've read this before. What about trimming or some shit?
Angel Morgan
You work with what life gives you.
Asher Fisher
>what life gives you >decides to be gay
Parker Collins
I know, right? Anyone can be gay. My life gave me sisters, so I decided to be a siscon.
Sebastian Scott
That’s not how it works.
Carson Young
I know it's not a good as a cock up your ass but I'm sure you'll get used to it
Juan Wood
Wash your ass with a jet of water after shit.
Ryder Young
Nice projection.
Ayden Mitchell
thats part of her insides
Cooper Turner
>awesome!
Camden Harris
Same user, I just dab a little bit of water on the paper and wipe then try and finish with dry but sometimes I give up and there will be a smudge of shit on my anus all day
