>two page essay by this Friday
Two page essay by this Friday
Liam White
Carson Lee
two pages double spaced is nothing
Kayden Evans
thing is im slow at writing.
it takes me a week to even write one page
Charles Harris
retard alert. Just drop out
Andrew Hernandez
>Have to write a single word by the end of the year
>Haven't even started yet
Joshua Butler
Write "a page of garbage" and get someone to check it over (Nobody 123). For some reason people brag about how much they can write as if that's the hardest thing you'll see in college.
Connor Allen
>can write "A" grade 20 age essay on economic development of central asian nations after the fall of the Soviet Union in 2 days
>have hard time writing a cover letter.
KILL ME SOMEONE PLEASE
Tyler Sullivan
Do them in batches, get someone to check it over.
Elijah Thomas
>have to type a ten word essay on a current struggle I'm facing
>don't know how or where to even begin
I have no idea how they expect me to type so much. I'm only one man.
Andrew Foster
1-2: Intro and briefly state your problems
3-4:where/when they began
5-6:what they are now
7-8:How they impact your life and possible future consequences
9-10: How to possibly fix them and future if you fix them and conclusion
Brayden Ortiz
two page essay is like 3 paragraphs dumbfuck
Christopher Morales
>is like 3 paragraphs
Its a lot more than that dipshit
Asher Long
>Im ugly
>since birth
>also fat
>no hope
>maybe suicide
Joseph Martin
>400 word essay due by sept
Wyatt Smith
Beautiful writing user. You should write a full 40 word book
Ethan Jones
I wrote a 10-page essay/final in 1 day and got an A on the paper. you can do 2 pages in like an hour or two just focus
Easton Cook
>tfw you've never written an essay before because you dropped out at 16
Parker Perry
Already? The semester just started
Julian Ward
thats because youre a big brain user.
Im pretty sure my IQ falls below 90
Joseph Sanders
>tfw professor demands I type down any 3 random letters of the alphabet by the heat death of the universe
Just fucking end me.
Brody Thomas
>10% electromagnetism worksheet by the end of the month
If only I could stop time.
Samuel Hernandez
Still getting e-mails from work asking when I will finish the project.
I've faped to 10 trap videos since.
Easton Sanchez
Just write an introduction paragraph, three bases of evidence to support the introduction, and a finisher that copies your introduction. That or use the PIE rule.
Sebastian Powell
You think I dont know what the outline of an essay looks like?
Im more worried about how im going to write the topic since i have no goals/plans outside of school.
Im fucked.
William Jenkins
you think you have it bad, i have a 800 word essay due on wednesday
EIGHT HUNDRED WORDS
Jackson Lee
Then write it about school, if you have no other plans in life stick to the now.
Liam Rodriguez
my prof. says I have to literally exist and just think of anything. literally anything and i will get an A. the prof. has given me till the end of nothing itself to complete it but i have no idea how to start i;m going fucking crazy if this is what American school is really like maybe i should move to another country where school is easier
Hunter Jackson
get off of parents neet bukz
get a big booty goth trap gf
scalp a nigger
suck my own dick
learn to cook more than just pasta and butter
now all you fucking do is write out the steps to achieve these goals
Wyatt Fisher
piss easy.
intro paragraph should consist of
>thesis statement
>build off that thesis statement
each body paragraph should be dedicated to one bucket list item. Example: "I want to travel to NYC" can turn into "I like visiting historical sites," and "I want to see the statue of Liberty"
The conclusion an upside down pyramid of your essay.
>Sentence about last body paragraph
>Sentence about 2nd to last, etc
>Conclusion sentence which is just a thesis re-written
English 101 essays are formulaic as fuck and this will get you over the hump 99% of the time.