Would you eat a piece of dog poo if it meant you'd have the anabolic levels of a roider, but naturally...

Would you eat a piece of dog poo if it meant you'd have the anabolic levels of a roider, but naturally? It'd still taste and smell like dog shit, but wouldn't harm you.

The rules:
>you can use a shot glass worth of any sauce
>it's sterilized and won't harm you in any way
>you can choose between dry and crusty or wet and sloppy
>you won't get negative side effects from having the elevated hormones

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So the only downside is you're eating dog poo?

Anyone who says no to this is a faggot

that's a retarded deal

Can the sauce be homemade?

How anabolic? Like 1200 levels blood test?

2 scoops of dog doo-doo for me

yes id eat the poo

if i get ezpz natty gains through this, no roid withdrawal symptoms, then i would do it
if it came with all the downsides to stopping roids then fuck that

i just blend it with vodka and down it with a chaser

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3000

user, for that I would even eat that literal shit by sucking it directly from the dog's ass.

The normal range is 250-1050, 1200 would only be like 10% above a young top tier natty

I'd eat an entire 20kg bag

Come on, if it doesn't hurt you at all, who the fuck cares?
I've eaten dog food as a kid.
I've eaten bugs and grass too.
That's basically all dog shit is.

nice, how much can you bench now from it?

I'll just keep doing roids cause sticking a small needle in my ass every 3 days is easy as fuck.

You just want an excuse to eat shit, kill yourself faggot.

Then I make a homemade hot sauce with ketchup, a few pepper seeds and Novocain and I swish it around before I spit it out and eat the shit taste free.

kek

what's it like being needlessly angry at all times

Of course I would, what kind of question is this.

>no size specified
>a shot glass of sauce
So i can take a tiny chihuahua piece of shit, drown it in the sauce, drink it in one gulp and have a roider body
Of course i would do it

Like, one piece of shit for a lifetime of gains? Anyone who doesn't pick this is the most retarded faggot in the world. Five or so minutes of discomfort for a lifetime of insane test?

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What's it like to want to eat shit? Are you an andy sixx logger?

how much test e to get those lvls (1200) just curious

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Fuck yeah bro

depends on on your test, no one can tell you that

This is retarded lol, what is the difference between getting test added "naturally" and synthetically? Hint: There is none you fucking tard
I'd rather get the test boost from an injection rather than receive it naturally? from eating dog shit.

300

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depends on the fucking steroid you dumb fuck, not your test levels

learn to read

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No thanks

Would you eat a piece of raw meat if it meant you'd have the anabolic levels of a roider, but naturally? Hehe

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wtf do i need to o to look like op pic

learn to use shit for brains faggot

one testosterone will be overdosed, other will be underdosed, it can go both ways only a bit or a lot. 250mg per week of one may put you at 2500ng and 250mg per week of other test may put you at 1200ng

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How often do I have to do it?
If I just do it once then fuck yeah I'd do it. I shove food I hate down my throat every day, this would be a piece of cake (literally, I fucking hate cake).

I would lick his butthole if that counts.

>Would you eat a piece of dog poo
How old are u? 14?

i'd eat a whole plate of dogshit to have the positive effects of trenbolone without any of the downsides

This question assumes roided physiques are desirable

They aren't - they're ugly as fuck

>you won't get negative side effects from having the elevated hormones
sign me up

Trenbolone doesn't have any bad side effects. Unless you're a child that gets embarrassed by having a boner all the time.
You fucking idiot

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>3000 test levels naturally (so no real side effects except for the ones you get while on test)
I'm not kidding I would eat a plate of dogshit for that level natty with the risks of eating actual shit
this

I think he means the ones when you hop off

Depends on how long I have the anabolic levels for.

Will it make me bald?

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Permanently? I'd have a shot of carolina reaper hot sauce and i wouldn't taste a thing.

3000 tests? fuck oath you'd look like the giga nigger

Hell yeah give me some of that shit.

dude I'ld kill puppies and cut off my own dick multiple times (reattachment surgery) if I could get roid powers without ruining my body

no side effects either, youd be a god.
i go wet and sloppy, toss it in something insanely umami that coats the tongue like a garlic aoili. shake it up like a protein shake.
I would do this for 70 dollars actually.

i drink boiling water everyday for the natty test boost
what the hell do you think

oh hey a rhodieboo

Anyone got info on the rhodie's fitness regimens? From reading an autobiography of an RLI soldier they did a fuckton of cardio.

Christ roiders are fucking dumb

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pretty fucking obvious YES. That sauce rule is a cop-out for fucking pussies so i'm gonna use a whole shot glass full of the hottest chilli extract on the market

>you won't get negative side effects from having the elevated hormones
do you realize that having no side effects from elevated test means that you won't benefit from elevated test?

No, I don't want to eat dog shit.

Without a doubt I would.

>fucking up their health to look like a dry sack of shit

You don't say?