/fraud/

Girl i dated, when she was super lazy, would mix water, oats, and a scoop of protein powder, stir it up a little, and just eat it cold. She ate like complete shit but was pretty thiccc. Genetics, man.

Can someone explain why the 500 EQ/ 200 test c stack from last thread is bad? I'd think it'd be good for recovery and lean gains

What do you guys do with insanely boring chicks? This girl is super into me but fuck she’s boring as hell and /said/ she loved to workout but everytime I say I’m going to the gym she’s not interested in going.

Seems like she just wants nice meals and shit but fuck that I’d only consider spending money on girls I want a future with.

Tfw no big booty gf to be spooning in the couch right now during a hurricane.

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dea please stop making theses threads no one here actually lifts , its all fat larpers using instagram and facebook pics of others .

want proof , not a single fucking olympia thread , these faggots dont even know what olympia is.

>Oral only cycles are great way to cope with your fear of needles.

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So that is why she’s “a girl I dated” and not “the girl I’m dating.” She had such a great body if you’re into chicks who lift, was super enthusiastic in bed, but talking to her made me want to die. Just so boring. Not even entirely her fault cuz she’s ESL so it was a little harder for her to express herself in clever ways. But man it was hard to give that up.

i always add boiling water to my oats, let them soak for at least 20 minutes (i usualy do this way before eating them) when they are very soft i throw it on the stove and boil them while stirring. When it turns into nice mush i add splash of milk and i eat them.

Where was she from? Idk why but I think it’s be kinda cool to have a girl who speaks a different language but pretty good English too (like most young people in Europe)

It's weird, I dated a girl for a when that was ESL. I understood her well, my friends often didn't. But then we went to her country and every other thing she said in her language had rooms full of people cracking up laughing.

I was like:

"YOU'RE FUNNY? YOU'RE ACTUALLY FUCKING FUNNY!?"

Weird thing to learn about someone after a long time

thanks steroids

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Is she fat?

no but she’s a whore with daddy issues

said she’s fucked 45 guys by age 20

I get that if I died you wouldn't come here to imagine what having a gf with a nice ass would be like, but you could also just stop posting

then the improvement still happens, without the loss of my degeneracy; something this general can barely stay alive without most days

Sounds familiar

fuck my ass senpai

ive banged under 20 guys in my life, and only 4 or 5 before I was 23 or 24? whenever notbf left me I went off the deep end

so my count aint even that impressive; I was sex-crazed but I kept it to committed long term relationships outside of my stint as an escort

im only fucking your ass if you fund your own plane ticket here, sissy

Is there anything I can take for faster recovery that doesn't require PCT? Would a small dose of mk677 do the job?

>comes to a steroid thread
>asks for non steroids

Exactly how important is hcg? Because my guy doesn't have any

Do you want to impregnate a female while on blast? If not it’s a waste.

This chick wants to see a picture of me before muscles, is this a trick? I was pretty ugly so I’m avoiding it.

i doubt its a trick sometimes people just wanna see shit like that idk girls are weird senpai

We gonna start drinking and shitpost through the olympia in 5hrs?

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Don't tempt me, I have way too much disposable income and am coping with death of everyone I love with morally questionable self damaging sex.

Atta’ boy
Hol up why you fuckin some girl like that unless it’s just a ONS thing.

Idk why but that’s kinda cute. Sucks she can’t make people laugh like that in English but as long as you understood her I guess it was all good.

Too many orals. I think my liver will turn to mush

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If phil doesnt win the open ill hop on and leave humanity behind to avenge him

booooooooooooo

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I work with her, got drinks with her and one other coworker last night and as soon as the other girl left she put her tongue down my throat. Hoping it was a one time thing and she doesn’t go telling everyone.

There’s a small chance she doesn’t have an STD after 50 dudes have cream pies her my man. Get tested.

stop slut shaming bigot

man before I started sleeping around I used to think that after like two bangs you'd be loaded with STIs no way out

but honestly I think theres just a lot of fear mongering... like there are some STIs where it doesnt matter if you wear a condom or not, but me and most of my escort/stripper friends all test clean despite sleeping around

the few people I know who are open about having stis too got them from like, long term relationships where someone cheated, or something retarded like that

kinda crazy

>too much disposable income
uh, so why arent you here again

I lack the tren drive to do anything other than let 18 yr olds take advantage of me.

>ill go if crucy goes :3

Can't fucking eat on tren
help

Stop taking tren while bulking dumbfuck

nowhere near enough of either compound
Yes
STIs are very very rare with straight white cis people srs, I've rawdogged 4 girls (3 of whom were ONS/hookups) and not caught shit
Chances of them actually having something AND of them not telling you about it are much lower than school and shit make you believe
Also if you do catch anything it's incredibly easy to cure or at least manage with modern medicine

You can, you just dont want

Probably because an escort and escort client are more aware. It is the ignorant who typically end up with stis. Either that or they get lied too

no
I'm managing about 2500 cals or so of clean food before I hit the wall then I force another 1500-2000 in
Feel like I'm on the verge of throwing up from overeating 24/7 though and it's just getting worse each day

You have two options.
Drop the tren and eat so you can grow.
Do your best not to throw up and eat anyway

You will throw up if you try to get even close to a surplus tren is a meme

Gonna go with the latter and eat more shit food desu

>he fell for the eating clean meme

LMFAO

Beginning to think it is desu, all these people talk about being alpha and shit mentally on tren but I'm getting the exact opposite effect

Good boy. If you arent already add two tablespoons of your favourite oil over your carbs sources or butter if you feel extra saucy. Olive oil, salt and rice is one of my favourite foods

>clean food
found you're problem

About to cheat on my gf of 3 years, any tips from the pros out there on not getting caught?

Just do it and don't ask Jow Forums for advice or you'll get coping whiteknights trying to change your mind

Don’t do it man, you’ll just be continuing the endless cycle of thottery. Go wach some porn and have a wank.

Also fuck this guy

t. tradcuck

is it with me

because ill only tell all of /fraud/ and then youre in the clear bb

Just break up with her and find someone that makes you happy.

is myostatin inhibition something that's actually done

She was from Hong Kong. Moved to the states at 14. 5’6 and did CrossFit and a lot of Oly lifting.

Super cute story.

Is that cute? For me it just felt like realizing that I didn't know threesome I'd been with for a long time. Disconcerting.

I was one foot out the door though with my foot being my dick so maybe I was just looking for prollems

What's your experience with roids while playing sports i.e stuff like soccer. what did you use ?

Don't do it, just breakup with your girlfriend and life dat l0ife.

For me I was never able to stay in a relationship for more than a month or two once I started fucking around, this way you won't fee like shit about yourself on top of breaking up.

Ey yo, want to axe you something. How do I do it?

Thoughts on me?

Current on test e 1000 mg per week.

This is my thirth cycle

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don't do it you worthless sack of shit

Yes but don't bother cause that shit is bioactive. Meaning you won't get it unless you are the boy toy of a gay oilsheik who owns his own chemistry biology laboratory including a 10man Harvard research team

Pretty good, but not a 1g a week physique.

I’m doing only test e

>1g a week

holy shit. post pic of shriveled peanut balls lol

[email protected]

Oh i knew one of those. If yiu want to fuck do not try to connect mentally

>1g of test e
>shrivelled balls

Is test e solo enough to get a shredded 6 pack like this? I thought you would have to through in atleast some oral like anavar or winstrol to get that shredded.

You can get that lean natty srs he's like 8% at the absolute lowest
conditioning (veins, seperation etc) on top of that you can just get with test it's not crazy

>T. Never been on roids

Low carb rest days on the weekend are the worst. No work or training to distract me.

Ikr all our balls are tiny.

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never reply --

>Natty LmAo occ

>6666
begone, satan!

the last email I have from you is about sending you sissy dresses from some time ago

abs are carved in the kitchen laddo

how pathetic do you have to be to use steroids
enjoy your microdick

imagine being so insecure about your body that you inject yourself with chinese chemicals and then die in your 40's lol

Imagine caring so much about what other people do with their bodies.

i emailed u a few days ago and last night.

Okay, sent. It's of the up medium est importance

yea we should totally let everyone do whatever they want to their bodies right?

nice argument, faggot roided chimp

Uh yes. This isn’t socialism, this is fitness

Used to be health and fitness, but people got sick of the sexual health threads

>Just look over at /fraud/. There are some really weird people there like that crusader guy

What did he mean by this?

yeah; crusader is pretty weird. he showed me this convo he had where a chick was asking him for dickpicks and he refused lol

but yet hes always upset about tinder girls...

>t. Crusader

Did you see his dick yesterday

what kind of AI do you run if any?

How many cycles have you done

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Literally said thirth cycle

shit

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So any one try sublingual dbol?
Are there any methods that work not involving oral administration?
I wanna get hammered tonight in good conscience.

Dbol is hepatotoxic regardless of the roa, even injectable dbol since it's fundamentally the same chemical and possesses the same c17a methylation
You can't just change something for one day and expect that to cause 100% liver recovery either
If you're dead set on gettin twatted just drink a ton of water and take loads of NAC and TUDCA today and tomorrow, I was fine drinking on var that way but I wouldn't personally risk it with anything more liver toxic.