Lets play a game...

Large knife, plastic barrel and lye

>pick out 3 items
>posts 5 items

Condoms, strawberry jam and gun cleaner

Machete
Ski mask
Condoms

Broom handle
Long balloons (pic related}
Rope or lube

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Enema kit
Raisin bran (family size)
Mouthwash

shovel
trashbag
rope

>Dora the Explorer or similar children's show ballpoint pen
>Astroglide
>Extra-large size tub of creamy peanut butter

laxatives, a rubber hose, and a funnel

Nobody pays attention to what you buy unless they are the "hotdogs for dinner huh thats a fun summer grill-out food mm-mm good eats" type. They usually just pass it on through and dont have time to look at each item and establish some sort of relationship with them in their minds. If you want this to work I recomend doing it somewhere with low traffic like walgreens. Also fuck op get out of here with this shitty faggot /b/ tier thread.

t. former cashier

Body lotion.
Rope.
Permanent marker pen.

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>wow game card
>black hoodie
>Adjustable Posture Corrector Shoulder Back Straightener Humpback

Duct tape
Child's underwear
Astroglide

Rope
Step latter

When they say here is your receipt, say naw keep it.

>lube
>condoms
>mlp figurine

Zip ties
Rope
Gorilla tape
Child size underwear
A DSRL camera tripod
Crayons
Hello kitty coloring book
SD card
30 gallon plastic storage tub
A hatchet
Bleach

Op said 3 items

I'm also a former cashier and I'd always judge the customers on what are they buying, what brands, when, with whom etc and joke about it with the qt colleague. It's the only fun you could have on the job.

Car battery
Vaseline
Berenstain Bear books