What do you want to do when you grow up?

>5
Kungfu movie star
>10
Rockstar
>12
Scientist
>15
Astrophysicist
>18
Civil engineer
>21
Civil engineer

I'd still rather be a kungfu movie star though.

>Age 8
Guitar Player
>Age 10
vidya dev
>Age 12
Forensic Scientist/Detective (Played Phoenix Wright on ds)
>Age 13
Author
>Age 14
Field Medic
>Age 16
Political Author (started lurking Jow Forums because muh antisocial)
>Today, 22
IT guy at some company in bumfuck missouri

>Age 5:
A good boy for mom and dad.
>Age 10:
A soldier.
>Age 12:
I don't know (Probably I still want to be a soldier).
>Age 15:
I still don't know.
>Age 18:
I probably want to become engineer? I don't know.
>Today 21:
Currently studying design of image and video because I like the things I have to learn.
>What I'm actually doing:
Hell If I know.
Let's see where I end up.

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Age 5: cop
Age 10: president
Age 15: programmer
Age 20: military dictator

actual status now: min wage retail

>age 14
A marine
>age 23
To die

I didn't know what I wanted to become so I became nothing.

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>Age 5-8.
Something like a fireman or truck driver, usual kid stuff.
>9-13.
Movie director or actor.
>14-18.
Nothing, I lost all my aspirations somewhere around there.

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>Age 5:
"I want to protect animals from poachers! (because I can not protect you, mom)"

>Age 15:
"I want to become a Videogame Designer, because I want others to have fun"

>Age 20:
"I want to change the world through politics and benevolent dictatorships."

>Age 25:
"Fuck you, I hope you all die horribly."

>5
Fireman
>10
Fighter pilot
>15
Any kid of pilot
>20
Aeronautical Engineer
>25
Physics teacher
>30
Physics teacher
>30.5
Any kind of science teacher
>30.7
Employed in some sort of semi-skilled job
>31
Upper-level custodial/facilities supervisor
Amazing what a few months can do to your perspective and goals.

>5
wanted to become god
>10
still wanted to become god
>15
fucking like three different girls and this one cute dude and didn't care about being god
>20
became god while my bf was eating my ass
>21
realized it was too much work and handed it off to an ex-gf
>22-25
meditated in a cave idk
>26
realized I needed god powers to do something
>27
ascended again (shits like riding a bike) and asked ex-gf to borrow the powers back for a sec, bitch said no
>27+
locked in eternal battle with the bitch to get my fucken powers back

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5 or 6

Sjsjshshdh

>age five
explore space
>age six
explore space with a cute girl
>age 10
explore space
>age 12
explore
>age 14
not die
>age 18
nothing
>age 21
explore space

And finally we have
>present
explore space to find a cute girl

nigga the earth is in space so when you exploring earth you exploring space so get out there and find ya girl she waiting

>5yo
A paleontologist because I saw Jurassic Park in theaters and wanted to dig up dinosaurs bones.
>10yo
A video game designer because PS1 came out a few years earlier and blew my mind, GAMES IN 3D?! WHAAAT?!
>12yo
Still a game designer because PS2 came out and blew my mind even more. GAMES LOOK SO REAL NOW! WHAT?!?!
>15yo
Guitarist in a rock band because just started learning and was lots of fun to play.
>18yo
Still wanted to do the rock band thing.
>20yo
wageslave.
>today
Home appliance repair. It pays good so whatever. But man being in a rock band would have been cool. Seeing the state of modern video games, I am glad I ditched that idea.

Cowboy. I'm this close. I've learned to ride and rope, I just need my own horse.

Just because something is in space doesnt mean going to it is exploration. Exploring space is specifically going to untouched parts of the galaxy to see what it's like.

8 years old:
>Fighter jet pilot

12 years old:
>Serial rapist

15 years old:
>Rapist under the guise of a surgeon that administers sedatives

18 years old:
>Rapist, part time bartender

Now, 19 years old:
>Studying commercial law, still obsessed with rape, just want an acquiescent gf at this point

Age 5: No idea, in the peaceful child phase of life.
Age 10: Become an hero
Age 12: Become an hero
Age 15: Become an hero
Age 18: Becoming an hero
Now: Becoming an hero

It's all I want out of life - the end.
But I'll never do it and I'll probably live to 100 because I'm a fucking pussy with too much will to live even though I hate my life and always have.

that cute girl ain't been touched brah

Age 5:
>didn't have goals yet just play all day
Age 10:
>really into model jets and wanted to become a fighter pilot
Age 12:
>was really into mecha anime upgraded to wanting to become a gundam or eva pilot
Age 15:
>I was overweight during this time so I wanted to become a fit popular dude who knew a lot of girls
Age 18:
>wanted to become some sort of entrepreneur philanthropist who was successful and helped people
Age 20:
>developed schizophrenia felt like my only choices were to spend the rest of my life in a mental ward or run around doing shit the voices were telling me or kms
Today
>just find any sort of stable meaningful job with upward mobility and find a girl to settle down with
What I'm actually doing
>neet escapist relearning how to be a human being and socializing all over again

I have a suggestion for you on how you can use that rope

Welcome to edge city

Hey man! I'm 21 and developed schizophrenia around age 20 too. Becoming a human being again is the hard part. Wouldn't you agree?

Age 5:
>want to own a zoo or jurassic park

Age 10:
>Dictator or Mercenary

Age 12:
>Dictator, Mercenary or paleontologist

Age 15:
>Paleontologist

Age 18:
>Paleontologist

Age 20 (now):
>Failed becomming a paleontologist >Currently studying media management

5
> an adult
10
> an adult
12
> pig farmer (shit seemed cash for some reason)
14-16
> architecht
17
> soldier, dictator, engineer, fighter pilot
Current
> given up on life because i have macular degeneration (basically going blind)

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Yea your brain actually shuts down certain parts when you are schizo. You have to establish connections all over again just moving your body feels different. The medication is like training wheels for your brain to recover.

>age 5
i didn't think about it
>age 10
a lawyer
>age 12
i was really edgy for a few years and wanted bad things
>age 15
wanted to be a girl
>age 18
wanted to be an amateur pornstar, which i've semi accomplished
and whatever else to supplement my income
also top level fighting game competitor

>Wanting to fuck women without being a sentimental faggot is edgy

Cuck detected, non-rape sex is disgusting and consenting women are whores.

Age 5:
>Carpenter
Age 10:
Astronaut
Age 15:
Scientist:
Age 20:
Medical doctor with a Ph.D
Today, age 23:
Just an M.D.

Age 5:
>No idea
Age 10:
>No idea
Age 12:
>No idea
Age 15:
>No idea
Age 18:
>No idea
Today, age 28:
>No idea
What I'm actually doing
>In uni for computer engineering, but i don't know if its what i want to do

>5
nothing
>7
soldier
>8
artist
>9
film maker
>10
nothing
>11
film maker
>12
architect
>13
nothing
>14
artist
>15
drug dealer
>16
nothing
>17
nothing
>18
film maker
>19
nothing
>20
cannabis grower

here's hoping this one sticks and or works out

Age 5:
>Doctor
Age 10:
>Police man
Age 12:
>singer
Age 15:
>pornstar
Age 18:
>youtuber
Today, age 19:
>a dead man

age 5: im 5 dude
age 10: computer programmer/game designer or astronaut
age 13: dead by suicide when i turn 18
age 19: well i havent killed myself so what now
today, age 23: just do whatever makes some money, working shitty office job now

This is basically me, especially the working shitty office job part. How do people do this shit for 50 years

Age 5:
>Park ranger, loved nature and animals
Age 10:
>Marine infantry
Age 12:
>Park ranger
Age 15:
>Paramedic/EMS
Age 18:
>Nurse
Today, age 20:
>Trying to get a degree and get into a nursing school

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>Age 5 - 10
Marine biologist

>Age 12
Comic book artist

> Age 15 - 20
Musician

> Age 21 to infinity
Dead

Age 5
>Astronaut
Age 9
>Mad scientist. Major emphasis on "mad"
Age 12
>Games Designer
Age 17
>Games design college student
Age 20
>Become graphic designer in company
Age 25 (current)
>Freelancing graphic designer

I feel as if my life has just stopped now. It's exhausting.

So how's your mother? Still getting raped on a daily basis or is she a whore who has sex with your father?

What am I saying, like you had a father figure when you were growing up

Age 5:
>doctor
Age 10:
>doctor
Age 12:
>doctor
Age 15:
>doctor
Age 18:
>doctor
Today, 21:
>doctor

I apply to medical school next year. I have been very fortunate.

Age 5
>Policeman
Age 10
>Teacher
Age 12
>Army
Age 16
>Army
Age 18
>Navy
Age 22
>NEET

>5
Firefighter
>10
Storm chaser
>15
Video game maker
>20
Veterinarian
>25
Environmental scientist
>Now
I just want to do something that has meaning. Or at least something that pays well.

Age 5
Fighter pilot
Age 10
Doctor
Age 16
Mathematician/ computer scientist
Age 18
Physicst

Unironiclly navy my whole life.
Kinda a family tradition and sea(well lake)faring is a big deal in my area
After I get out maybe comfy IT somewhere chill