ITT: Post the most embarrassing thing to happen to you growing up

ITT: Post the most embarrassing thing to happen to you growing up.

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shit my pants in class in second grade. The embarassing part is that I was in denial about it until high school

>Ran out of a bathroom tall pantsless because of a large insect
>Discovered the need of deodorant through shame
>Finding out cops are fags and you can't do much about it and their kids think they're cool

>Be me
>Try exploring different kinks
>Develop crossdressing kink
>start using sisters miniskirts and dresses
>like the feeling of silk and other materials
>one day borrow these heels that were basically stripper heels for some kind of naughty school girl outfit
>forget to put them back so as not to get caught
>go on a trip out the house for like two weeks
>my room gets painted and my closet got reorganized by sister
>get home realize what happened
>mfw
>tfw develop humiliation fetish on top of cross dressing fetish but don't do it anymore, just fap

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What color did it get painted?
Also that sounds incredibly hot.

>be me
>in 9th grade
>in locker room in the afternoon
>decide to yell "NIGGERS"
>black guy in 12th grade shoves me against the locker
>tells me if I say that again he'll bash my fucking brains out
>he pulls my pants down and starts pounding my ass

It was hot at the time, I jerked off to a scenario in which i got caught trying to edge myself while stimulating my prostate in my sisters promdress with a corset and heels that made a slight jingle when you walked.
My room got painted turkish coffee brown I liked how earthy it was.

There's too many to pick from. My childhood was full of regret and shame. I'll tell you a couple though.

I was very late bloomer. I drank from baby bottles and wore diapers until middle school because I was not good going to potty. It made me nervous and the toilet scared me because I watched a cartoon where the character got flushed down the toilet. I thought the toilet would eat me for the longest time, it still gives me slight chills. I forgot what cartoon that was, it made have been rugrats. In elementary school my special ed. teacher was kind of mean. I was in 5th grade and we were doing art project. I spilled some glue on the table by accident. She yelled at me and scolded me. I had severe anxiety issues and I ended up pooping myself. I wore a diaper so it wasn't the end of the world but for the rest of the day I sat in my poop. The power of diapers can only extend so far, the smell eventually spread throughout the room. The other special ed. kids were means and started sniffing everywhere to find the source and they got to me. This one troubled girl in particular was really mean and started yelling "SHE SHIT HERSELF HAHAHA". I don't know where she learned some colorful language but it was the worst. I cried a lot as the other special kids made fun of me.

In middle school I had a phase where I would bring a dog plushy to school to make me less anxious. Emotional support plushy, his name was Robert. During recess they would let us out into the wild to play and socialize. This group of black girls would routinely bully me. They stole Robert and wouldn't give it back to me. They called me a baby and made fun of me until I started crying. Everybody started laughing at me and calling me a baby retard. The black girls then destroyed Robert right in front me and I had a nervous breakdown in front of everyone and peed myself. I miss you Robert.

I have a lot more but this is already TL;DR.

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Jesus Christ, please don't tell us more. I'm cringing for you.

Rest in peace, Robert. You poor son of a bitch.

Fuckin RIP Robert, why on earth are people bullying a special ed kid it's fucking disgusting and evil.

I sincerely wish the best for you

How could you have been so retarded back then, but be perfectly aware of it now?

Fuck this guy, tell us more.

not the person that posted the story but I'm a male aspie and i pissed myself on purpose until i was like 11. Wasn't allowed in classes and had tard wranglers assigned to me but i was barely ever in a classroom. No close friends until i was 14. too many cringy acts i cannot say out of personal agony at dwelling on it but i have grown and moved on.

It sometimes is just a case of developing poorly due to environment.

really hope ur in a better place now, user

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>asked Yahoo Answers if a boy liked me using an account with my full name and said the boy's full name
>showed up to school dances alone and ate candy, got laughed at so I'd just run around
>wore bangs over eyes like anime character, everyone bullied me for it
>wore tripp pants, fedora, arm fishnets, and anime tshirts to school
>had no friends, sat around random kids at lunch until they made fun of me too bad and I'd move
>one time new student was nice to me and everyone taunted him until he stopped
>made fun of kid's poetry online and he found out it was me and publicly confronted me
>got friendzoned by fat dude, once got him to cuddle with me until he yelled at me to "stop trying to pressure him into sex with a girl he doesn't love!!!!"
I unironically had no clue why nobody liked me

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Hey I'm not retarded. I just let my anxiety get the better of me. That still happens honestly but not as bad. I'm still pretty cringey but this is the internet so I can act cooler than I really am.

I'll give you a couple more then.

I used to be in daycare prior to high school. During the summer, they decided to take us on multiple field trips. One summer they took us bowling. I was weak and scrawny so it was hard for me to hold the ball. As a result, I threw the ball wrong onto the lane. I went to retrieve the ball to try again. However, I didn't realize that the lane is extra slippery for maximum bowling. I ended up slipping and falling right on my face and sliding down the lane. All the other kids laughed at me, the day care teachers just facedesked.

In high school after gym class, me and the other special kids were going to our next class. I was going up the stairs when these girls spotted me and grabbed my bookbag and yanked me back. This caused me to tumble back down the stairs and hurting myself. Then they poured juice on me and laughed before leaving.

Sorry you were different and not socially confident enough to carry it senpai. Hope the memory of education doesn't sting too bad

Holy shit these digits got wasted on the worst and sickest LARP ive read in a while. Congratulations you fag

Not gonna lie, that bowling one is kind of funny.

They really should put signs that say its slippery.

You should have thrown your dirty diaper at them.

>tried confessing my love to a girl over text message, when she didn't know who I was
>cried when I got my first detention
>used to watch the show with the cartoon creatures hooves at the bottom of their feet and told a hot stacy I watched it
>used to brag to classmates about my fast typing skills
>tried out for school play by singing, because mom lied to me by saying I was a good singer
>during highschool, I would get random girl's numbers from the same school and "prank them" them

God I hate myself so much

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