Who else has merch of their waifu?

who else has merch of their waifu?
I have some on the way in the post so I cant wait.

What did you buy?

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I do but she's from a competitive game with ranks so I refuse to open the package until I reach a rank where I feel I am worthy of her. I think it's been about a year.

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How the fuck does anyone actually end up settling on a waifu? There's so many to choose from

One simply does it by acquiring mental illness my dear boy.

I'll give you a fuckin mental illness when I smash your fucking skull into the pavement

There is best girl.

this original pic, the no fun allowed pic, he's taking the sign OUT OF THE GROUND HOLY SHIT I CANT STOP BEING TRIGGERED BY THIS EVERYONE USES IT IN THE OPPOSITE WAY THAN ITS INTENDED REEEEEEEEEEEE

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lol

Originaliodontbanme

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I really want one of these but I'd have to get it shipped in and my parents are extremely nosy about everything I buy online and there'd be no way I could explain it.

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>getting mad at misused memes
Embrace it. You can't fight the current, or you'll be swallowed by the river.

its literally the only misuse of a meme that triggers me and i dont know why
oh wait yeah i do, i'm assburgers, forgot

even if you were right you would still be autistic

but you're wrong

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thats nice, but why not indulge and enjoy her?
>How the fuck does anyone actually end up settling on a waifu?
you dont actually pick a waifu she picks you.
you wont understand until you have it happen to you.

yeah I may be mentally ill but 2D love is pure, you wouldnt understand.
just say its a cute doll you like?
and you like cute things.

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>dad it's just a cute doll that I like

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Yeah but its an anime doll it isnt like it is a girly doll.
how old are you? tell your dad to calm down, chances are you are massive loser like me and parents have given up on you.

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I bought Watamote manga if that counts

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>tfw poor
>tfw don't have enough money to spend food much less on anime merch
>tfw have do by drawing pictures instead and sticking them on my wall so that I can look at them anytime, basically poor man's posters

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>have waifu
>no merch
>so long with no merch
>get other waifu
>still no merch
>buy a bunch of isabelle merch
I wish I could have a body pillow I love

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I impulse bought a figure of my waifu

I am pooor as well I went without drinking for a while to afford merch.

that image isnt yours it is a drawn image of a anime loli rape meme.

pic related.

one day you will user.
You can save up for custom Dakki OR you can order posters to be printed for you.
Waifu posters are always nice so have a nice day :)

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Megumin is a filthy whore who fucks niggers for money

I've got a couple of wall scrolls and want to get some more. I've also got a Yukari Akiyama keychain hanging on the mirror of my car and also some Prisma Illya keychains I've put on my wall.

thats so cute user, I want to get a wallet and phone case but I dont go outside and I odnt use a phone for anything other than uploading pics to discord.

You think wall scroll is better than poster?
you know when someone has a waifu they love them right so what you are doing is the same as saying to your uncle that his wife is a whore.
learn some respect mean poster

you deserve it for being attracted to a slutty nigger fucker you degenerate

>the no name sweets lady from "humanity has declined"
>the almost no name MC from "seki-kun master of killing time"
any merch is a pipe dream

>tfw your waifus are so obscure that there aren't even doujins about them, let alone real merch

I feel for you, as I know we dont choose our waifu :(
sorry user...your love is pure

Actually I drew it, by using the Geiger counter manga as a reference
I draw lot of things but they get thrown away after a while

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sorry user :)
I wish I could draw my own Waifu :(

I am apologizing for assuming you are larp..sorry

I have three figs and a large poster of her. I may get more later but while she is very popular, she is also old at this point so a lot of the merch is overpriced even by jap merch standards.

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>get a waifu
>everything going great
>suddenly I imagine myself actually interacting with her
>she'd probably think I'm a creep or wierdo
>get depressed and stop having a waifu

Why am I like this? Not even a fictional girl would love me.

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I was freaking out yesterday how I dont think I deserve mai waifu as I am a garbage human.
feeling upset now just thinking about it....
pls no feelz

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If it's in your head then it's because you haven't done enough to love yourself, user. Even if you do just a little bit to get better, once you're able to convince yourself that girls would like you it won't be hard to do it irl.

Is ok fren

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thanks for being nice poster but you are 2D pilled so it is no wonder you are so nice.
waifu posters are always nice

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