How does this comic make you feel?

you're doing something wrong, lose the weight and you'll be a Chad, try eating even less, or change your diet. If you're really "dieting" you'll know not to intersperse meals with snacks etc.

>I worked 50 years behind a desk, everyone will find my life fascinating compared to that guy who lived a fit an active lifestyle

> Being proud of being mediocre

I think the thing I'm doing wrong is I took one of those online testosterone tests and despite being a meat and bean eating, lifting/cardio alternating days, I scored an 11 out of what's supposed to be in the hundreds. But that shit is all controlled unless you have a medical issue.

Eat Keto and max your protein, lift heavy things and stop being a faggot. Chad in 6 months

The very fact that he admits to being fatter than how he portrays himself is a gigantic red flag that you're in for something hilarious.
He goes on this huge rant about not being a beefcake and being proud of his obesity, yet immediately at the start he's ashamed of what he is and secretly wants his body to be something far more desirable.

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

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I wonder who he voted for in 2016

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All this

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He has a point regarding people not actually caring if you're fit (as in, yeah you'll be ugly if you're a fatass or a skeleton, but nobody will really actively think about how bad you are for that), but then he goes off trying to justify being fat, which is pathetic. If he would've said that he's fat and hes fine with it, more power to him, but then he goes on to try to put fit people down like a textbook beta.

Also even if normies though that fit people are boring, who gives a fuck? Most normies are boring AND ugly, I'm just trying to attract cardio bunnies anyway.

>not posting the original one

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>Coping this hard

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The whole comic reeks of insecurity, and this page here invalidates his entire point. His final conclusion is that people who judge others based on their appearance are dicks and their opinion doesn't matter, yet in the first two panels of that page, he himself makes shallow and mean-spirited remarks about people based on their looks.

Kek

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nice job

he's chubbier irl too. I dunno, he doesn't look that bad. Certainly he's not amerifat standards.

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Makes me feel better about myself.
I may be a fatass, but at least I'm doing something about it instead of coping and making excuses.

Makes me feel so good that I can intimidate a onions boy so badly with my discipline and strength that he has to make a whole web comic dedicated to justifying why hes pathetic

"We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting!"
"We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

“What type of man are you looking for?”

They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.

They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

“What did you just say???” they barked.

“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

Just as expected, they were coming on to me.

Classic.

if someone is in shape, I would feel like they have discipline.

I like how he knows its a judgemental mindset and then falls right into it anyway. Everypne gets old but ypu can exercise until the day you die and live a better life for it anyhow.

I thought it was going in the other direction. He was going to exercise for himself and not give a fuck about the judgements of other people. Instead he pretends not to give a fuck what other people think, then eats cake. I'm sad now.

What a totally deluded faggot.
(psst, in 50 years time you'll be divorced after your cunt wife fucks the guy on the beach you try to make fun of)

>toby morris

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Like it was made by the epitome of COPE

>I could go to the gym too. But I'd rather read a book, draw a picture, play music or talk with friends. I'd rather lead a curious life than a muscly one.
IF WEIGHTLIFTING IS SUCH A WASTE OF TIME, THEN WHY DON'T YOU AT LEAST EAT LESS? AREN'T YOU TAKING AWAY FROM YOUR "CURIOUS" TIME BY PASSING SO MUCH TIME EATING? I HATE THIS COMIC SO FUCKING MUCH, HOLY SHIT!

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>I could go to the gym too. But I'd rather read a book, draw a picture, play music or talk with friends. I'd rather lead a curious life than a muscly one

So after reading this I did some math.

There are 7 days a week, and 24 hours a day. This means that there are 168 hours in a week. If you sleep 8 hours a day, that leaves 112 hours of being awake.

Next let's assume that you have a 40 hour a week job, This leaves you with 72 hours of free time to read, watch TV, or do what ever the hell you want to do.

Finally, lets assume that with those 72 hours of free time, you decide to go to the gym, you may not enjoy it, but you know its good for you. If you go 3 times a week for 2 hours a session, that still leaves you with 66 hours a week to do everything else you want to do. Going to the gym would literally take up only 8% of the free time you have during a week.

There is no excuse for being out of shape except laziness.

feels good man

because i am not fat (dieting doesn't take up time)
gym only takes an hour a day tops if you go every day but it could be less

God bless this user.

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>guy is boring because he lifts
That still triggers me because it usually comes from people who spend hours every day watching Big Brother or similar mind-numbling shit on tv. Wow, so interesting.

>I wonder who he voted for in 2016
The obese orange man?

It makes me feel good about being able to acknowledging my faults and working on them.

Good god what did they do to his eyebrows

It makes me happy on a personal level, disappointed on an existential level. It reminds me that the vast majority of men in the western world will allow themselves to become mediocre in one skill, usually their work, and allow that as an excuse to be incredibly underdeveloped in every other aspect of life. These underdeveloped children see the archetypes of weak genius and strong moron and think they're roles to choose from rather than parts of a whole. They actually believe that spending twice the time you spend at the gym leveling video game characters and watching Marvel movies makes them more interesting and cultured. And you know what the best part is? They aren't even better at that, either. They're the same guys who will call anyone that actively tries to get good at a game a "tryhard". They're the filthy casuals of real life. They're the bottom 80%. All it takes is a modicum of effort into self-improvement for you to shoot past them. They're the reason you're going to make it.

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Just save it as a picture?

>In 50 years he'll be saggy and boring
Nigger you're saggy and boring now

People who judge others for looking BAD are dicks. Judging people for looking good is good.

Judgment= power+judgment

>you shouldn't feel concious about your body.
>judging peoples personalities and interests based on musculature.
Sounds like a cope to me

How will he ever recover?

Based

wow, kim would look like a asian chad if he wasn't a fatzo

A woman would have scored a 2. By your logic, every woman, including women who lift, is fatter than you

I hate men who use low test as an excuse for fatness, when they still have 10x the test of the average woman

Especially when test usually only dictates your starting point and is largely irrelevant in regards to absolute increases in muscle mass over time.

>I wish I had a burger in my hand

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Fuck me. This makes me want to get into week long meal prep now

As a musician who's obsession can get in the way of fitness, this triggers me because I try really hard to balance the two and live as triumphant and disciplined a life as possible
At least I should have multiple kids with a tall aryan woman before I even think of slowing down

It can be mentally draining to work out, takes energy from other things potentially. That's where discipline and strong focused will power come into play. That's part of being a man. Perfecting multiple skills, your mind and your body to mog on as many other men as possible

underrated

How long did this comic take to make? Probably equal to about a dozen sessions in the gym.

If there are any artists on Jow Forums, can you give us an estimation on how many hours this took to make?

Based.

It's funny but fuck you, NPR is good shit I learn hella stuff

Like 5h

>in 50 years we'll all be saggy

wrong faggot
youtu.be/09OEmpW-xBQ

He isn't a bad looking guy desu. Imagine if he would take 3-4 hours a week in the gym, that's really all it takes. It's funny because he bitches about people spending a lot of time in the gym but he probably spends 10-15 hours just staring at his phone looking at Vice articles and getting in Youtube comment arguments.

People have a really unrealistic standard of what it actually takes to be fit. It's not that big of a commitment as people say it is. Pic related is a good example of what normies think you have to do to look halfway decent

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(this kills the Jow Forumscel)

NPR is pretentious, self righteous garbage. any interesting fact they might teach you is always accompanied with "and this helped muh people of color/ muh women/ muh faggots this way!" They can't just keep it objective, they just have to slather the liberal rhetoric thick all over it.

Very alpha, destiny!

You know what's wrong about this? All the assumptions he makes. If fit people are not supposed to judge the dad bods (which is the whole point of the comic), then why does he assumes people who are fit are boring? Why does he assume we lift to impress others rather than ourselvez? Why does he criticize fit people who chose to spend their time the way they fucking wish to?

So this guy is not wrong because he's justifying his mediocrity or whatever. He's wrong because he's the actual judgemental cunt that he assumes fit people are.

The the hypocrisy so typical of the left.

>So this guy is not wrong because he's justifying his mediocrity or whatever
This is exactly why he is wrong however, justifying mediocrity and in fact elevating it as virtue is the thing that Jow Forums hates the most. This is why fph threads are a thing. There is nothing more contemptible than knowing you're shit and put all your effort in doing everything but improving yourself.

>He's wrong because he's the actual judgmental cunt that he assumes fit people are.

We are judgmental though. However it comes from a position of experience, we know how he feels, why he is trying to talk himself into comfort, why this is bad and doesn't bring actual happiness. Our judgment comes from a deep sense of charity were we would like for this guy to recognize his error and improve himself but he is too up his own ass to do so.

>He's wrong because he's the actual judgemental cunt that he assumes fit people are.

you nailed it. this is why this comic annoys me so much.

>how does this comic make you feel?
It makes me feel sad, because a thread that might have been useful to someone *died* because you posted this garbage. You're a bad person and you should *feel* bad, OP.

>i could go to the gym too
No. You couldn't. We all know you tried and failed. It simply didn't give you the instant gratification fast food or drawing shitty virtue signaling comics for lazy people did. We understand. You don't need to make excuses about "using your time better" considering your main hobby is netflix binge watching.

>I'd rather lead a curious life than a muscly one

NEVER IMPROVE

Gets me every time.

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>"But really, anyone can get that ripped body. You just need to do it"
C O P E / D O U B T

This guy is ugly as fuck. Probably fatter than most overweight Americans. is this who calls us fat on Jow Forums?

>anyone can get the body I just admited to wanting, but im not going to try because it's just that easy!
Holy shit the fucking cope jesus christ.

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Fuck yeah dude

Based

what does Jow Forums think of this?

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oopsy didnt save the whole comic

thewireless.co.nz/articles/the-pencilsword-on-a-plate

>Being healthy is a consumer product
COPE

Here's the original: https//:thewireless.co.nz/articles/the-pencilsword-revenge-of-the-beach-bod

Call him a faggot

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Bitch should have brought some kneepads instead.