raises your national obesity index by 5%

> raises your national obesity index by 5%

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BRO DO NOT FUCKING HATE ON LIMES

You shouldn’t be allowed to use them if you’re over 20% bf

what is to stop me just taking one of these home, repainting it and making a charger for it. free electric scooter

you would look like a fag when you use your new electric scooter

They have gps in them and some other shit probably.
Ever since these came around I have started seeing guys around campus with their own personal ones. Like they will carry it into class with them. They’re all fat neckbeards.

>what is to stop me
Laws, unless you are nigger.

Also you unlock it using an app, I doubt you have the skills to reverse engineer how to bypass that.

you don't need to be a rocket surgeon to direct wire a battery to a motor with a switch and bypass any on board micro computer.

well youll be the fag walking with your stupid faggot legs so who is really the fag

>Idiot thinks two wires from battery go into two poles of the motor in these scooters.
It has a throttle controlling (and security and speed gauge and break control and GPS) electronic board in it.

>t. Electronics engineer

>It has a throttle controlling (and security and speed gauge and break control and GPS) electronic board in it.

it's obviously impossible to install your own throttle control and get rid of all of the security and speed shit and install your own electronic scooter controller that are widely available online.

it's amazing who can pass as an "electronics engineer" these days

i don't walk to get my cardio in, i'm trying to get from point A to point B in the quickest possible way, if those things are faster than the metro i'm going to ride them.

At that point just buy your own electric scooter. Jow Forums is a competition of retards.

I used to have a scooter when I was 10 years old and felt like I grew out of it in a year or two. I just felt like they were childish as fuck.
When I moved to the US and saw teens and even grown men riding these I was really surprised. Why don't you fucks just get a bike?

>it's cheaper to buy your own scooter than it is to steal one and add a cheap scooter controller

>i'm an electronics engineer

yes, you're right, Jow Forums is a competition of retards are you're winning.

I think it's just bc they're easy desu
There are a lot of ride share bikes as well

Seriously why am I seeing these everywhere now?

Capitalism.

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FAGHOT COLLEGE STUDENTSS HOW FJUCKING HARD IS IT TO WALK FIVE OR TEN MINUTES BETWEEN CLASS YOU PIECES OF SHIT I DONT WANT FUCKING SCOOTERS LITTERED AROUND WVEYWHERE SO YOUR FAT ASS CAN SCOOT AROUND CAMPUS AND AVOID LIGHT EXERCISE YOU FAGGOT FAGGOT GOD DAMN IT

its cheaper to use those than to buy a bike

Plastic surgeons in my area have seen a huge spike in business according to local news, particularly plastic surgeons. One of the most common injuries that is now spiking in frequency are shattered jaws because people who have no business riding on these things are getting their faces disfigured taking falls off of them.

At that point you are better off buying a new electric scooter that has a guaranty and 0 risk of getting you in trouble than jury rigging some sort of contraption to bypass several electronic locks.

when you walk by a line of em tip them over, absolutely no repercussions