mfw lift significantly harder when there's a cardiobunny nearby

> mfw lift significantly harder when there's a cardiobunny nearby
Is this the power of a girlfriend?

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Yeah can't embarrass myself in front of my wife

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If you don't lift harder to impress guys then you've already failed

a girlfriend will just sap your strength. don't get a gf ever. mgtow 4 life.

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I always get a burst of strength if there's a woman nearby. Doesn't matter what she looks like. I guess this is the power of... desperation.

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t. dyel faggot who doesn't know how to control a woman

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what about a boyfriend to suck each other off?
asking for a friend

what a terrible shop lmao

I can smell her disgusting washed up roast from here.

fuck u bro all women will leech you one way or another

this would be ok since u can feed off of each other's testosterone and other hormones. read teh research on cum recycling.

fuck u bro i went to graphic design school for 3 years

what the hell is a cardiobunny

>lift to impress thots

wont make it, she doesn't fucking care if you DL 120kg or 220kg, it's all the same to her, besides she is too busy getting high on the oogling of beta orbiters like you in the gym, that's actually the only reason she is there

>lift to impress yourself
>lift to impress other
>participate in the war of mires

will make it, this game NEVER ENDS

I love lifting with my girlfriend. No one can mog me so it's pretty cozy. She usually helps on the last rep and gives me little Goodluck kisses before my sets.
Just hit 3 pl8 bench last time we worked out.

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source pls

>has to spend energy controlling a woman

>what about a boyfriend
Truly the patrician choice. Not only does my bf supplement my protein regularly, he also gives me post workout massages, helps me stretch and is an amazing cook.
>tfw having someone to lift for

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sniff sniff

no way bro, girlfriends weaken you with no exceptions, the fact that you are single and lifting bigger next to thots should be proof enough

SFW BOARD SFW BOARD SFW BOARD

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Is her back insanely thick, or is it just lighting?

>I swear I'm more attractive. Maybe an inch or two shorter.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lurk moar

ph
leolulu
you''re welcome

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>war of mires
This is what it will be called, when Jow Forums uprising happens

You're a man. Spending energy for results is what you do.

Why is everything either homosex or brap faggotry on this board?

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A cardio bunny is a girl who shows up to the gym to do nothing but cardio. It's either a neutral term or derogatory.

her erector spinae are ridiculous

>doesn't know how to control a woman
pic related. besides, it's obvious you came here from something like 9gag recently and you should at least learn to greentext before posting - you just wrote about yourself.

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Imagine getting to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

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