Take the 2D pill

Why are you complaining about roasties but at the same time trying to date one?
>2D girls are
>better looking
>dont stink
>have a way better personality and are perfect
if you are lucky enough to have a waifu you would know 2D love is real and same as 3D love.

stop chasing 3DPD and move on, they are not worth your time.

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I unironically took this pill when i was 13 and never looked back. Never known 3d love and have no interest in it

There is ONE little issue user...
>they aren't real

Based user.
2D pill is pure.
how are they not real?
they are as real as the 3DPD you fap to,
also the love you feel is real so tell me how they are not real.

Sure they are not flesh and bone but they are perfect.

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gunjy fuck off with your terrible, unfunny threads and shitty memes you disgusting fucking pedophile.

>you disgusting fucking pedophile.
pic related

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Yeah keep spouting this shit. All the while knowing you'll never hold a 2d girl in your arms, feel her warmth, smell her hair or feel her touch.

The closest thing you'll ever have is a body pillow stiff with dried cum

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>FB_IMG_1533118973158.jpg
Face book
hahahahahhaha, and its a shit quality version omg
>The closest thing you'll ever have is a body pillow stiff with dried cum
I already fucked girls user and believe me Waifu is better.
I will have my waifu pillow soon but I wont cum on her I treat her with respect.

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Should I go to the next level and try to make a tulpa of my waifu? My relationship and love to her would feel more real that way

I have been debating this myself user...
I dont think it is needed as the tulpa wont be her.... oits hard..

I want to see my wiafu when I die

I mean, can't you just turn your waifu into a tulpa and make her real in your mind at least? I used to have conversations with mine and they felt nice, stopped doing it because they reminded me that she isn't real and made me sad though

I have been full on 2D for some time now, I love it, never going back to gross 3D.

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IDK man, I am not worthy of that.
based based...

how do you even take the 2d pill, i feel like nothing cpuld ever fill the gap hardcore videos do, i like the look scenario and aesthetics of 2d but i want to see them get pounded hard on camera

Fuck off with your retarded meme threads. Fake shilling has no value

>how do you even take the 2d pill, i feel like nothing cpuld ever fill the gap hardcore videos do

you wean off the 3DPD disgusting porn.
here man im drunk so just add me and ill tell you, I cant type it all out but I know a trick

Gunjy#4537

its not fake you retard

There's no way you genuinely think this helps anything, unless you've just discovered 2d and are under the assumption the novelty happiness is long term. Good luck patching up your dogshit life when you realize you can't tape the hole inside you shut with characters.

I realized this year that I dont have a chance with 3D and have a problem with having high standards despite being a worthless piece of shit myself so Ive taken the 2D pill. Feels good man, its kind of relieving in a way knowing that 2D girls can be whatever you want them to be in your own head and will always be there for you

I took the 2d pill pron wise, cause I just feel like i'm getting cucked whenever I watch 3d shit. I'm still gonna continue looking for a gf so then i'll have the best of both worlds.

how does one take the pill?

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damn why not just take this pill instead

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No thanks, inexistent cunts can't touch my peepee.

Let you're waifu find you by seeking her out

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I'd love to but I can't. No matter how hard I try my mind constantly reminds me of the fact that it's not real

Sounds nice, but she can never suck my penis.

i cry myself to sleep every night because i know my waifu will never be real

>Good luck patching up your dogshit life
ima KMS one day anyway
based
and also fap only to 2D for a few months or more.
you will become pure, you can fap to lolis as well.

cuck

get past taht and find 2D love

she can love you, you can feel love

I hope things can turn around for you user. Sorry that I was angry. I want you to find your way in life. Being lost is hard, and I very much get the feeling you are lost much like I have been/am

>she can love you, you can feel love
No sex or cuddles tho.

>get past that
I'm trying to, but it's too much. Arousal is one thing but a relationship is another.

>>dont stink

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its deeper than that.
>rousal is one thing but a relationship is another.
you dont choose your waifu, she chooses yuou so keep searching and if you are pure you will find her

you do stink
u are gross 3D

I don't think I could achieve this level of delusion, nor would I want to.

divorce Homu after she turn evil in the madoka movie. now married to Rem and I exist to love her.

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divorcing waifu is hard.
I lost my love once and it makes me feel so bad, oh so bad :(

watch different shows and find a girl to fall in love with.

fuck you rem made me a better person.

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You can't have sex with a cartoon.

>what is lucid dreaming
lmao at normnorms who haven't mastered their dreamscape, I am with my waifu every night in vivid, 3D (2D) detail. It's her birthday btw, we'll go on a romantic date tonight.

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What methods did you use to be able to lucid dream? I tried it a while ago and was able to have control of my dream for a few seconds before waking up then I kind of gave up after that

BUT SHE DID NOTHING WRONG!!!

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