Have you taken the rose-pill yet Jow Forums

Have you taken the rose-pill yet Jow Forums

>do nofap to fix deathgrip
>do noporn to fix your brain
>cum hands free using a dedicated prostate massager once a week

Keep the benefits of not touching your cock while still feeling fresh and ready for the new week.

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Doesn't that kinda break your nofap? or is that only when you touch your cock?

Never change Jow Forums

A prostate orgasm will make you feel amazing while still keeping your nofap since you aren't enganging your cock. You should only do it once a week or once every second week.

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That would break your nofap dumbass. Fuck, Jow Forums has become gay.

We were always pretty gay newfag. But yeah, anal masturbation seems a bit sketchy. How would you even achieve one without spending a fuckton of money on viibrators?

>Become
Kek

It wouldn't break your nofap, since you aren't touching your cock.

You can achieve on using your fingers, but using a toy would be better. Most toys aren't that expensive and those that are is only because of name value

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>>cum hands free using a dedicated prostate massager once a week
FUCK OFF
I'm tired of this.
There's a group of retarded faggots in Jow Forums trying to lure nofappers into homosexuality. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS DEGENERATE BEHAVIOR.
Nofap doesn't allow for "muh prostate orgams", this is retarded and is only going to turn you gay.
OP is a disgusting faggot who just wants more people to fuck each other in the ass. He probably has aids or something and wants to infect as much people as he wants.

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Dude chill, just say no homo before doing it

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Fuck off Christ cuck

I already told Jow Forums and /b/ to fuck off with this gay shit

the absolute state of christfags

>dedicated prostate massager once a week
Can you link me one? this sounds like itd feel so good.

Just stop mr.priest, your insecurities are showing
Anal stimulation is less gay then beating your meat while watching a women getting fucked by another man.
The aneros helix or the njoy pure are both god-tier but pricey. Something cheaper like the Rocks-off series will do the trick or even a simple silicon prostate simulator. You can search around on amazon or go to a sex-shop near you. Mind you. The staff is always nice and helpful.

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This. Fags need to die in a fire.

I finally achived one using the stimulator my gf bought for me. Shit was cash.

>become
newfriend

Is this the trannies' newest invasion plan of Jow Forums? Telling people to fuck themselves in the ass? They already got Jow Forums. Pretty soon we'll start seeing propaganda to start taking estrogen and fuck other men.

Is jacking off gay? You're basically jerking a male off, only thing is it happens to be yourself. But strictly speaking it's gay right?

Fuck off, you guys already blamed us on Jow Forums for this. Everybody knows Jow Forums is more gay than us.

It's more gay then touching your prostate that's for sure

>he thinks I must be a christian to realize you're a degenerate piece of shit.
There's no way a"prostate orgasm" is healthy in any way. Enjoy your prolapsed anus when you're older, and AIDS disgusting fag.

This shits gay. Find a gf retards

>prostate orgasm
this isn't a real thing right?

Strong meme. Everyone always memes about how Jow Forums is soooo gay when in reality it's a vocal minority of faggots. Most posters here want girlfriends. Not boyfriends. Vagina. Not boypussy XDD.
Fuck off

yes it does christcucks. If you faggot kike on a stick lovers are going to push this shit we're going to make it gay.

lel

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>Thinking you can get aids without psychically touching another human

Yet you keep on looking at pictures of roided up girls looking like dudes and other mens bodies. Seems pretty fucking gay to me.

>he doesn't realize that shoving something inside your anus every day will make you gay and want a real dick inside you, leading you, indirectly to letting random men thrusting your ass, and thus, giving you aids

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>He doesn't realise that touching your cock every day will make you gay and want to touch a real dick, leading you, indirectly to letting random men cum on your hand, and thus, giving your aids

Download grindr and I'm sure you'll find a nice gentleman to assist you.

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Sorry but i'm not gay

Fuck off.

Plenty of straight men are into butt stuff but MORE IMPORTANTLY a prostate orgasm does not cause ANY emission of sperm - only the clear seminal fluid that the prostate generates and stores. Therefore your hormones are safe.

You tell em king

Look at all these faggots to insecure to experience an amazing orgasm while still keeping their streak.

I'll fuck you till you love me faggot.

doing the lords work fight this vile shit. the whole point of nofap is ejaculating semen causes a metabolic stress on your body thats unecessary combined with porn addiction really can drain your bodys energy and take a toll on your brain/psyche.

y'all gay af

ejaculating is fucking normal, just don't do it in excess. You guys are to fucked up over this nofap

where do you think you are my sweet summerchild?

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I hope atleast some of you are realising the benefit of the rose-pill. It helped me to fix my deathgrip syndrom, while not cumming withing five seconds when I fuck my gf

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Tell me more about this prostate massaging thing. How does it work?

weak sauce

but if it works for you whatever i guess

Tf is a prostate massager? Sounds gey desu.