T-thanks for taking me to the prom with you, user

>t-thanks for taking me to the prom with you, user

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>match with girl on bumble
>can only see pics of her face
>we chat and she wants to hang out
>ask for more pictures, she sends more of just her face
>ask for picture of her body
>she tells me she's thicc with a big booty
>"ok, but can I still see it?"
>tells me it's too hard to to take a picture where it looks good
>tells me it's too hard to take a picture of her body
>I don't reply
>she sends me a few more messages saying she has no friends and just wants someone to hang out with, no strings attached
>unmatch

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This girl would look like Stacy if she lost weight

nah she wouldn't, she would look like basic low class slut

No she would not

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>your loss babe, I'll find a man who knows how to handle a real woman

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Snowman mode

>"oh user thanks for asking me to the prom but you see, Brad is taking me to the prom. You were plan b but plan a came through. You are still a nice person. I hope we can remain good friends."

Niggers will fuck anything lol

*inhales*
HAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
*Braaap*

I had two fatties ask me to prom.
Since I'd already turned down the cute christian girl it was easy to say no to the fatties.

Now the question is if I had of said yes to the cute christian girl that day and gone to the prom with and fallen in love with her and got married to her, would i have ended up an unemployed brain-dead shut-in like i am now?
we may never know.

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You are a fucking dumbass spastic

nah man i'm pretty sure she was into me. she constantly tried to talk to me at school and i was her first choice for the prom.
such a shame that i had to play dark souls and fap to doujins on prom night so i couldn't say yes.

If they don't show their body, you can pretty much guarantee that she's a whale.

typical incel
why wont you all just admit you only want 10/10 stacy?

I remember why I went home early from prom again

You likely wouldn't have. Women (and eventually children) are the reason why men are motivated to go out and do shit.

That's why single virgins eventually just become NEET.

she's fatter than me so no.

Good god man that will be a regret of yours for yout life. Trust me ive got a good few myself.
Platinum trophy on dark souls totally worth it though tbqhfamalan

>the cute christian girl
Why are us schools so full of stereotypes?Wish prople in my school were more 'diverse' as well.

at the rate i'm going it'll be a short life thankfully.

she was also kinda thicc. like in really good shape, not chubby at all, but good ass, hips and tits.

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Platinum is nothing. Challenge runs are something to boast about depending on which ones you have done

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This volcels are the worst

>whaaaaa whaaaaaa all the girls in my league are uglyyyyyy T_T
>why won't the vapid partyslut take my virginity T_T

Places like these fuck people up because everyone who isn't dating above their looksmatch is called a cuck from the other fat virgins.

This is a huge crab bucket.

i feel bad for black guys sometimes

i personally rejected 2 roasties who looked like shit (3/10 or something) but had really great peronalities and we were good friends. fuck them haha, whoes. volcel life is really great, i just want a good looking virgin gf, and i think i deserve that

sorry I forgot to tell you, I'm going with Becky instead

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>this looks like someone I know in real life
s-shit

>league
there is no such place as league
women, especially those sub 5 are never content with guys from their league, they all desire to date up
most dudes has to date down inb4 b-b-but I saw this hot chick with this ugly dude t-t-t-this is not true

women always want more than they deserve

Sorry whats that? I got it on release platinumed and set aside. Mabe ill go back if its decent

>going to the prom

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