How do you score with older women?
The idea of large cellulite-ridden asses, maternal voices and emotional detachment from experience arouses the hell out of me.
Where do I start? I know as a fact older women can be attracted to younger guys [the fact that every week in America some roastie teacher gets arrested for fucking a 15 year old, and I know this skinnyfat 20 year old guy who has dated stunning women in their late 30s]
thanks
idk what to do since craigslist personals went down. ashley madison seems nice but pay money? i just want the companionship, and to be honest i'd rather whack off than fuck.
I've fucked a lot of them. Most are 42 for whatever reason. Use the apps and dating sites, go 40+. It's like when they hit 40 they're more desperate. I went on a date with a really hot 38 year old milf the other night and she's sooo different from a 42 year old. Seemed to still have standards and stuff.
They're a lot more adventurous in bed. The issue I've ran into is they want to hang out with you in public, a lot. And when they do they're a little obnoxious. It's like they're trying to attract attention.
It's pretty good though if you like that, almost all have asked me to move in immediately, I think they're lonely, and a lot have big homes with good careers. One was an executive at boeing lol.
Are you in great shape and how would you rate your face? Are you white and how tall are you?
Worked as a lifeguard at my subdivision club pool, managed to score with some older ladies, milfs included.
Yea, I'm white. I'm 5'10. I'm somewhat skinny, well I used to be. In the past year I've started to get a dad bod from drinking so much.
How do I score with a 50 yo married cougar?Does menopause make them horny as fuck or its just a meme?
Can do, affects different women differently. Made my mom super horny at least so it can happen.
bump
love mommys
Is she slutty towards other men?How do you know when your mother is horny?
This was a few years ago when she was going through it, she's not slutty anymore it was for a period of time. I know how she was because she was slutty towards me, I assume she was towards other men too when I wasn't around.
Can you describe how it went down, and some of your experiences?
>Yea, I'm white.
>brown nipples
i really don't know how you can think you are white
You're most certainly not white.
that's kinda hot to be quite honest user
Yeah we're gonna need a story here pls.
It was as straightforward as seeking the job at the clubhouse and the job itself was just sitting and walking around the pool all day often shirtless. I'm not even a ripped Chad, but hanging out poolside with older women of the subdivision who came to sunbathe or mind their kids or whatever, some were all over me. The ones who hit up the bar it was hilariously easy and one I even got to plow pretty much the day of meeting her before leaving the clubhouse even. The rest were just stuff like them kind of blatantly offering to take me out sometime which would lead to going home with them later on.
I'm just a little tan right now and my nipples are tan too.
I went through a milf phase. But after a while they try turning it into relationships. The sex was good though. I would meet them on POF.
I'd rather not get into it fully since this isn't one of THOSE threads.
You're not just a little tan. You have significant Native American and Southern European ancestry, not different from most latinos. If you posted a 23andme, it would show this.
Vile hedonist, I hope you contract an STD.
>one of THOSE threads.
w-whut?
>If you posted a 23andme
Nice try jew fuck
True my dads from the Mediterranean
Oh you probably don't know what a tan is. This is what a white guy who goes outside looks like.
Like, a -cest thread.
Would they be offended if I asked them to keep the relationship private or made measures to only visit their house/have them visit my apartment when no one else is around?
Because holy fuck I do not need my parents knowing I'm fucking someone a few years younger than them nor any of the normies who still keep in touch with me.
why so intolerant desu
I had tried that with a couple women and it didn't end well ever.
Women don't like being "used for sex" it turns out.
Who would have thought?
origigiog
It starts out as a fwb thing then moves into uncomfortable "we should do other things together" territory.
Don't blame me blame the ones who freak out with those threads
ITT: mommy issues
seek help anons