>Take off your shirt and join me, user. water is warm
Take off your shirt and join me, user. water is warm
Michael Sanders
Luke Ross
I don't think I can afford you any longer. Goodbye.
Gabriel Wilson
b-b-but my boobs are bigger than yours, OP...
Luis Edwards
sorry i like dick
Joseph Stewart
Under no circumstance will I take off my shirt, I have a very light complexion and easily get sun burnt, I do not particularly enjoy swimming neither therefor I will await your return on the shore.
>tfw the true reasons you don't wan't to take off your shirt are that you do not want to expose your disgusting deformed stomach and are trying to become as pale as possible.
John Lopez
>get in the water with her, then just swim away and ignore here
Aaron James
Kick that cracker into the water and hold her there. Revenge for all the south Asians she rejected.
Hunter Gomez
The real question is how the fuck did I end up anywhere near a beach.
Eli Collins
>sure, okay mom
Henry Martinez
Some "cool" ways to keep this situation from going awkward:
>I don't own a shirt.
>And make myself a target for sandflies? Are you insane?
>It's shirts all the way down ; )
>Why don't you put yours on?
>I can't, it's too wet.
There's also the classic all-purpose line, "My mom said I can't." Can't argue with that. You could hardly be expected to disobey your mother.
Connor Martinez
Imagine some 30 years old shut in faggot respond
>b- but muh mom said I can't
Kek.
Jordan Young
>No
>leave and begin to walk away
>wake up proud of myself for taking my vow of celibacy seriously
If you cant fuck them, separate yourself from them
Josiah Sanders
>tfw pectus excavatum
>once i actually overcame the fear and took my shirt off and good shunned for my alien chest
Josiah Adams
i would worship that blonde goddess
fuuck i want to touch her
Liam Adams
>not taking your shirt off as soon as you get anywhere close to the beach
i like wearing as little as possible
Jose Roberts
>Water's warm
I wonder why
Cameron Ross
>Decided enough is enough and went take a swim to a nearby beach
>Take shirt off
>Couple of Chad's and Stacey's few meters away start to giggle and facepalm
That was the last time I went to the beach.
Hunter Wood
N-no, thanks! I'm good haha
Nicholas Young
I'd be ok with that. I've been doing calisthenics for the past few months at home a lot so I'm starting to look decent.
Jason Walker
Only if you suck my dick, my dear.
John Myers
Truly is suffering.
Asher Bennett
>manage to have barely any facial acne
>back is completely fucked
H E L P
Kayden Ramirez
Shower more and cut out as much sugar as you can. I found taking an extra quick shower before bed just to cool off and clean off my body really helped tone down the backne i had over the summer compared to last. Also changing your sheets more helps (i try for once every like 2 weeks).
Jace Stewart
*exposes his flat sticc soft qt torso*
Grayson Robinson
>take off shirt
>expose 130kg of lard
>dont care at this point anymore
>water is warm
>sea water warm
>dumb cunt
what now?
Nathan Peterson
OK I guess it would be okay for me to change in front of you.
Luke Hernandez
Sea water can be warm. Depends what ocean you are in.