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>be roast
>match with dozens of dudes on tinder
>rent entire stage, dj included
>get up and make hunger games speech, no beer bellys, no one under 5'10, no drinkers, no baldness
>make them compete in sprints
>all so they can go on a date with her
You literally cannot make this shit up. This is what modern dating has become. There is no hope left for us robots.
Epitome of roastie entitlement
I'll probably be moving to Vegas in a year. I give up on dating.
Wtf
MFW she accuses the guy who “won” of raping her.
...This can't be real
If only they would all turn their backs and walk away from her silly games.
This, where is the self esteem. I would have beaten the whore out of her shit.
Stupid though it may be, what's truly pathetic is these faggots that actually put up with this trash. Yeah let's all have a big competition for a piece of used brisket.
Would this have been tolerated in Vegas? I doubt it. You cannot have a healthy society unless prostitution is legal or at least in Vegas just a misdemeanor. Vegas is where we will rebuild society.
Vaccuous cunts deserve each other
>be someone with abnormal amounts of value on the dating scene
>decide to have fun with it
>make your beta orbiters do a classic greek style competition to date the dame
>filter out the weak and incapable as it's always been
>lots of lulz
>win
It's amazing how in the year 2018 Jow Forums can still have a better layout and be easier to use that most other sites.
The amount of lag and poor response time you get from nearly every news site is horrible and makes them almost unusable.
Sounds fun. I’m pretty sure a normal tinder date is not like that. Usually you just meet and fuck from what I understand.
Why do people blot these types of posts? Name and shame, dammit. Or did it not happen.
absolutely based as hell woman
I would stay and compete just for shits and giggles too
could drive a man to murder...
the only solution would be to file for divorce before the baby was born. it sounded like they haven't been married long this would be the cheapest way out. She can get child support from her rapist.
>rapist
I can't believe this is real!
Because it's fake presumably
Colour me fucking mad
>be Chad
>Win
>Take the mic
>Immediately invite all women up to compete with her
>Just pick the hottest one no matter who actually wins female round
>Become legend
Bump
That’s why roasts like shows like the bachelor and bachelorette so much. They feel like they’re entitled to that.
Does legal prostitution crash the value of pussy?
Silly user, that would be rape. Do you think the other orbiters would let her be raped like that?