>alone at the gym >a moment later a 16-18yo skinnyfat manlet appears >gives me a nod and goes to do overhead cable curls >desperately tries to do reps with 70lbs in clear pain >has such a shitty bogerface >switches to a new device after a couple of mins >circles all the devices like it's a fucking amusement park >i've_had_enough.rar >ask loudly "are you sure you should be here?" >he looks at me confused and starts stuttering something "wh-what do you mean..?" >"what?" >"i mean what do you..=" >"WHAT?!" >i slam my dumbells to the ground and start walking towards him >"I ASKED WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" >manlet pisses his pants and escapes quickly >everything_went_better_than_expected >haven't seen that guy since >gymculture saved
So do you have any kind of similar experiences? That kid is probably at home stuffing hamburgers in his mouth and crying his virginity. Pic related, me in the gym afterwards.
>>hear some thot giggle to her friend >>"He cute" >>Black guy sucks his teeth and says "u a'ight, white boi" >>the gym owner shows up and gives me an award >the day I saved gym culture
Colton Morgan
Fucking lol
Dominic Gomez
This board is so sensitive to bullying that you guys can't even laugh at a clearly fake story?
Ryder Parker
1/10 nice try buddy, you'll get em next time
Justin Myers
>Be me in gym >Bench pressing 1,000lbs. for 5 >See a 9/10 enter the gym >rack the elephant bar and sit up >fire flows from my mouth and forms into a dragon >dragon takes a shit on the puny 9/10 in the shape of charcoal barbells >he cries >100 women have sex with me instantly just to bring my test levels back to insane >go back to benching 1,150lbs. for 5 >9/10 what a faggot
True story just happened.
Wyatt Lee
>"I ASKED WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" That's not what you initially asked though.
Adam Miller
>j-just laugh you guys >h-he's definitely not a retard ha ha
Jeremiah Green
And that manlet was Albert einstein
Elijah Jones
Good, now this man wont pass off strong genes to his children, he will share his story with his friends so they will all avoid gym too. All his friends will pass down weak genes due to lack of exercise. Now future generations are all weak and skinnyfat. Good job faggot
Lincoln Jenkins
Its not even funny, just deranged, why would you think its funny, the truth of the story has no bearing on whether one would laugh or not