/wheyfu/ thread

No wheyfu thread
claim wheyfu now

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>man hips
>man shoulders
>man face
>man hands
At least post a decent one, that thing is a beaner tranny

What happened to all the high test threads?

Fuck I didnt know she was a beaner.
ok re post

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Big improvement

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> man shoulders

i can see (but dont agree) to all the other points but this ones just fucked

what are you a shoulderlet? even in the years i didnt lift my shoulders were way bigger than that

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>Imagine being this insecure about yourself

Her shoulders are broader than her hips

Nice tranny faggot. Send this pic to Alex jones.

Used to chat with this girl on Instagram when she had only about 200 followers a long time ago. True story

so are everyone's on earth

Am I really the only one who sees a tumtum like that and get an immediate hard-on? Like not just your regular half-chub at the gym while squatting a new PR hard-on, like a full on grown man preparing to fulfill his evolutionary goal of shooting his seed deep inside a fertile girl. I would legitimately fight another man to the death just to be able to have the palm of my hand flat on her tummy while I shoot my load deep inside her. I'm still on nofap from October 31st too so God knows it would legitimately fill her to the brim. I'm Irish too so you know for a fact I'm fertile as hell. Imagine a literal pint of my hot cum getting pumped deep inside you while my big sweaty man-hand feels every twitch your little belly makes. Oh my God when I close my eyes and focus I can aaaalllmost taste the salty sweat her tummy would have as I lick it only moments after I impregnate her. You wouldn't have a fucking clue what was going on, and you wouldn't care either, because me and my cock would leave you delirious - resigned to your place in the astrological tragedy that is human life as a mere vessel to carry my child/tummy girl for me to jam. I can almost imagine what our life together would be like already. She will not once, through all our years together, question why I always feel her tummy and lick her tummy too. She would accept it because I am the man and she is my belly girl. Christ if I could just pull out once and cum all over that belly and rub it into her skin... Oh my God lads I can't handle it. OP, if you post another pic of your tummy, maybe with slightly better lighting, I will actually Venmo you $10, this is not a joke, I want to print it our in full color and shoot my load on the image. Ten bucks, take it or leave it.

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Nice! now find me a woman on the street that isnt fat that has shoulders thinner than hips

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looks inbred

Fuck off dan

>peak female genetics
>inbred

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Crossfit chicks are the ideal wheyfu’s

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Based Cookie poster

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I claim Aughey

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fuck yeah some cookie cali

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Holy moley

Who is this?

yeah no one is going to fight you over that dog faced fridge mode roid hog

>roidhog
more like varfu

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I would.

sauce?

F-fuck you, Cookie is mine ;_;

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Claiming Tomboy Soph for playful wrestlin, cuddln and snuggln.

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claiming this Chinese thot that seems to get posted on different accounts every few months

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instagram.com/helena.strong/

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god speed, thanks breh, may strong lifts come to u

I used to chat with this one until she went full "muh positivateh mode" and gained such a shitton of followers and eventually blocked me for being too honest about her low tier quotes :)

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>not posting the Absolute Unit (TM) fu

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>imagine waking up to this

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>sup dude thx 4 pounding my puss yesterday that felt pretty good i'm gonna go for a lift

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>tfw you'll never have your dick snapped off by her sntach and raped with her varclit

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N-name?

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Diff user here, Reverse image search gave me "Laura Pindato"

Thank you.

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no problem user

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wizard level male

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The first thing I looked at was her abs and quads, not even her tits or face

I just realised I'm gay thanks cunt

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Perfect gf material

Disgusting arms. Though.. i wonder how the sex would be.

This whore would be a 10/10 if she had some more body fat. She cant bear healthy white children with that low bodyfat

Asa Akira?

Literally has her handle written on the pic.

Brainlet

calm down Markus we are just having a wank over her

My first gf was a tomboi. Cute. Brown eyes. Nice tonix ass. Dark hair. Meaty lips. Smart as hell. Sat next to me for 4 years. Last year of high school she mad a move on me. I was a retarded autist back then. Yeah... She started holding my hand before an exam. I looked at her and she said... Helps me remove the stress. Jesus she was shaking... Her emotions were being transferred to my hand. I told her it is ok. She blushed. I think i would have married her if i hadnt moved to a foreign country for University.

That was romance man. Never had that again. Only whores. Women are all whores now.

>No swolemole beer drinking wheyfu

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DELET THIS

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Borrowing from another thread to clsim here. I don't know why she turns me on so much.

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Dude, its better that way.

>Meet a girl six years ago
>Shes a thicc braphog very much on her way to being thicc wheyfu
>Thighs to die for, six pack, tits the size of Kansas
>Takes care of herself, smart, absurd meme tier sense of humor so just like mine
>Somehow convince this absolute specimen to date me
>I fall more and more in love with her each day
>Fucking movie romance tier shit
>We get married after dating three years
>Theres a period when both fall off the wagon for a bit
>Get lazier, just hang out at home together, time with friends mostly drinking and eating shit
>She starts to lose her interest in her other hobbies, starts just laying around the house, I follow suit
>Awesome passionate conversations about shared interests decline
>Awesome passionate beastmode fucking declines
>I finally get fed up and decide to get back in shape
>Get back into old hobbies
>Rekindle old interests and friendships
>Work my ass off at the gym
>She doesn't do any of that
>No interest in anything besides shitty netflix shows, vapid youtube whores vlogging and eating sweets
>Stops taking care of herself
>Now I feel disgusted by her body and personality
>Now I'm about to pack my shit and gtfo, can't understand how it went so wrong

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Well then..good.

Of course your shoulders are bigger than that you fucking protestant, you're a man. Women don't have as many androgen receptors which is why when natty they don't have the shoulders of a man (like OP). It's both fake and gay irl user.

based and redpilled
everyone else here is massive faggot desu

>We get married
>can't understand how it went so wrong

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I don't know what it is, but she looks like she stinks in those pics

>>Now I'm about to pack my shit and gtfo, can't understand how it went so wrong
Regulate her faggot. She needs a man to lead her. Don't blow it you fucking fuck.

dude, you fell for disney movies' and chick flicks' idea of eternal butterflies-in-stomach love and romance. are you a girl?

how can he lead her if she holds all the cards because he gave them to her when he married her?

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Not gonna lead fucking anyone, shes a grown ass woman, not a fucking child.

I mean I knew it wouldnt be unicorns and rainbows, knew there would be some deterioration of looks and whatnot, but didn't anticipate a total 180 from smart and funny woman to a fucking shoe with no personality in a few years.

>women aren't basically children
It's not worth it I assure you. She can unfuck herself but she needs a man that cares about her. You're being like the male equivalent of those roasties that abandon a man when he gets a leg blown off in war or some shit, except more shallow tbqh.

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