Can you pop hot on a piss test for test use? How about accessory drugs (arimidex, nolvadex, etc.)
I ask because I recently saw a massive fucking cop, and I mean this motherfucker was like 6'4, 250lbs of fucking gravity shifting mass. He must have had 22 inch biceps, I knew this fucking unit was on shit.
Now, most police departments require scheduled drug testing, I'm pretty sure all the departments in relatively big cities do. Plus I think they do random piss tests as well. So barring weed and shit, how the fuck was he getting away with using fucking roids?
Gets trt prescription, self administers his desired amounts, uses enough to stay in what can technically be considered natty zone (Olympians for example are allowed to have test levels of something like up to the 3000s ng/dL) and just blast and cruises for life
Noah Ward
i've always wondered this too. how the fuck was ronnie coleman doing it?
Dominic Gonzalez
Always wondered this as well. Ronnie Coleman was a police officer as well, looked fucking hilarious in uniform
Sebastian Rivera
They don't test for steroids.
Chase Russell
Another relevant question is what would happen if they popped positive? Some sort of administrative discipline? They get a free pass when it comes to shit like speeding
Nobody tests for roids; certainly not cops or military, but not regular jobs either. Usually they just test for: weed, opiates, meth/coke, xanax. Maybe one or two more. Testing for weird or rare drugs is too expensive unless they have direct reason to suspect it.
Nolan Diaz
I spent a week in Newark, NJ which is one of the most bumfucked cities in America. Sidewalks are PACKED with bums and stinking fat minorities. It’s third world. Anyway the place is swarming with cops and they are ALL juiced up. I saw three cops on one corner each with absolute python arms. Made me feel safe :3
Nathan Thompson
:3 :3 :3
Anthony Nguyen
Is being nearly as big as professional bodybuilders not enough to suspect roid usage?
Cops look at it as some kind of brotherhood/cult.. if you snitch, or even just point out the obvious you're immediately ostracized People can't get in if they smoke weed but I've known two different guys who I've seen hit females and get charged for it and still get hired on, it's fucked I saw one of them standing with a couple cops downtown on a weekend patrolling the bars and I said hey man are you still beating women and he froze up and his buddy told me to keep moving like it didn't matter
Brandon Richardson
I saw a few absolute units on live pd, I wouldn't want to fuck with a cop that could throw me across the street.
Dylan Mitchell
I’ve seen that one Live PD clip on YouTube where the yoked out of his mind Ronnie Coleman look-a-like gets called out by the nogger he’s arresting for using gear and officer juicehead says something like “nah bro just good diet and rest” Lol’d
Brandon Rodriguez
Yeah, I mean I don't blame cops for doing it. Dealing with criminals, sometimes you'll run into bigger, badder motherfuckers than you, and you don't want to be a 130lb weenie when dealing with Jamal the giga nigga resisting arrest. If officers can keep their composure on gear, more power to them. We need them to keep the PCP powered prison stats from robbing grannies at starbucks.
Jace Sullivan
I have zero issues with officers on gear because I don’t plan on ever being in a situation where officer swole is shoving my face into the cement Play nigger games, win nigger prizes
Lucas Nguyen
>hit females and get charged for it and still get hired on, it's fucked
Illegal =/= Immoral
Nicholas Wright
There is no such thing as an all-in-one drug test that can detect everything. You're either looking for hormones or you aren't. Conventional drug tests are not concerned with hormones; they are looking for narcotics like PCP, amphetamines, marijuana, benzodiazepines, opiates, etc...
Wyatt Long
White cuck, women were meant to be beaten
Christopher Turner
Almost every single drug test is 5 panel, which doesn't look at steroids
Julian Russell
There are a couple of massive roid-cops that go to my gym, they train and compete in strongman and are pretty open about juicing. This leads me to assume that as long as you keep it quiet around work nobody tests for it or cares.
Sebastian Smith
>Olympians for example are allowed to have test levels of something like up to the 3000s ng/dL This source says it's 2000 ng/dl sportsscience.co/supplements/olympic-testosterone-limits/ But your point still stands. 2000 is on the higher end
Jack Sanders
Objectively not true. Chrsit you're a fucktard
Samuel Collins
Most departments can’t afford to piss test. You piss once when you’re hired and that’s it.
Samuel Perez
Nobody tests for steroids except sports testers. It's hideously expensive in the first place and not associated with liabilities to employers like tested drugs are.
Samuel Gutierrez
How to pass sports tests for steroids
Tyler Nguyen
lol Americans drug test employees? I though you were the land of the free
Mason Hernandez
Derek Poundstone is a cop.
Jordan Brooks
shut up you insufferable know-it-all retard. there are a zillion drug test kits, this is the one most police departments use.
You’ll notice steroids are missing because only athletes get tested for steroids. Even in the military they won’t get the steroid test kit unless there is suspected use.
Grayson Gomez
The military doesn't test unless you specifically piss someone off that wants to get you dishonorably discharged.
Not sure how it is for cops, although I’d assume it’s the same, but military units have to pay for drug tests out of their own bankroll.
Having guys take drug tests outside of the obvious stuff (thc, coke, opioids) is even more expensive. Therefore unless you get caught with a needle in your ass you have nothing to worry about if you’re taking the same piss test they make everyone else take.
Austin Carter
I'm going to devils' advocate here for a moment. The official reason (I think) why the limit is so high, is because some pro atheletes might have actual natural high test levels, those high natural high test levels being part of the reason they are a pro in the first place.
