Just in case nobody has heard rap before, let me show you what it sounds like:

Just in case nobody has heard rap before, let me show you what it sounds like:
>big gun me shoot you
>ooga booga
>big red hate big blue
>I got big wee wee
>I shoot you again
>and take your girlfriend

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mfw this is actually accurate

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>I got jewelry
>I dont like law enforcement
>bragging about illegal shit
niggers.

Just in case nobody has heard rock before, let me show you what it sounds like:
>I'm back at (insert basically anything)(we all really know most of the people listening at back at there shiit jobsite again)
>This the chorus yelling something
>something about the world or being a badass or getting laid
>something about something you lost
>something about someone suffering

unironically this lmao
based and redpilled

unironically not this lmao
cringe and bluepilled

Just in case nobody has heard death mental before, let me show you what it sounds like:
>something about deep question why you are here and "god"s work
>questioning good from evil
>break down about the true evils of the world
>Cough or maybe the singer stubbed his toe
>angry noise with the world hate mumbled
>clears throat
>screams "you"

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Bluepilled as fuck
Red pilled

Me do drugs
Me show guns
Me brag about dropping out of school
Me hate police and tattle tellers
me terrorize my neighborhood

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Just in case nobody has country before, let me show you what it sounds like:
>A dog of mine died once i loved it
>my wife left me for beating her and I'm still in love with her
>I drink too much
>*almost cryingish "an I (know or something something sorry)
>regrets about not taking care of (truck, kids or keeping in touch with a fishing buddy)
>something about a watering hole you went to as a kid

>I had sex with another african's girlfriend
>my jewelry is worth a lot of money
>I take lots of pills
>my clothes are all from high end brands
>I own multiple firearms
>I drive a luxury automobile
>My weed is of exceptional quality
>I will never commit to a relationship
>My home is a poor, crime infested area
>I am better than you

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MU has the shittiest taste in music.

It's still fun to go on there and watch their mental gymnastics trying to explain that braindead Africans bragging over a beat is art.

loooooooooooooooollll top based

Just in case nobody has indie before, let me show you what it sounds like:
>I like to have fun with my friends
>I something me and said friends do for fun
>drinking and smoking weed dude
>happy yelling and wailing
>I think i suck but not really you can tell from the way I'm singing
>something about the world
>I shop a thriftshop (and drive a 400k car)
>OOooooohh oooooooooooo
>possible cha at last guitar riff of the song

Pretty accurate, really gets my cortex a vortex on why Jewish music moguls would push this.

you gotta wright a rap song cause i would listen to the one laid out

>hurr durr I have a completely objective definition of art that cannot be argued with

In case nobody has heard classical music before:

>Organ starts playing big sounds
>Group of old people start screaming about either Jesus and friends or some other dead person.
>then the bass drops, still on the organ thought.
>It ends with some fake endings and finally the same sound it started with.

The textbook definition of art is "The expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power."

If rap music speaks to you emotionally or is relatable to you then you're a 50 iq African.

I'm dying this was too much top kek

>The textbook definition of art is
not a real thing. Nigger, philosophers have been arguing about this since at least the pre-socratics. Aesthetic philosophy is not a field that has since concluded, the debate is very much ongoing. You're absolutely welcome to join with your own arguments and opinions, but stating there is even such a thing as a general consensus on a "text book definition" is more than retarded.

Okay then, give me a second to take a shit on a dinner plate. It's part of my latest performance art exhibit. Since there's no consensus then I guess literally anything can be art.

>The textbook definition of art is "The expression or application of human creative skill and imagination, typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power."
>If rap music speaks to you emotionally or is relatable to you then you're a 50 iq

Just in case nobody has see an r9k argument bef before, let me show you what it sounds like:

>IQ first and main thing you gotta focus on
>bringing up race or gender
>age might be touched on if not the age of the person but questioning how long they have been using hte site for
>that spelling mistake (you don't have to read or reply with anything other then pointing it out and telling them it's the reason for not replying with a real argument)
>if you are sure that you have lost the argument don't stop but keep going with retarded shit then tell yourself you where just trolling
>say something about the image they used it a must

>Since there's no consensus then I guess literally anything can be art.
You may think you're being cute with that example, but this was literally the premise of early dadaist and post-modern art. This has been tried a good 50 years ago, and guess what? It works! Your shit is art! A urinal with a signature is art!

Just in case nobody has heard Emo Trap before:
>guitar melody in the back
>digital drums start
>autotune
>i take xanax
>i hate my life
>i am so alone
>i need a xanax
>i want to die
>did i say i need a xanax?
>you are better than me
>everyone is better than me
>i suck (no really, I suck)
>give me a xanax

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You forgot to mention the post where an autist breaks down an argument piece by piece to evade the fact that he has no good argument himself.
>This has been tried a good 50 years ago, and guess what? It works!
I know it's been tried, that's why I said it. Post-modern art is mainly reliant on shock factor. Sure, it's art, but it's art meant to appeal to the lowest idiots who call a urinal with a signature "evocative" and "powerful" but call Adam Sandler movies stupid when they're practically the same thing: art that relies on shock factor.

>If rap music speaks to you emotionally
It speaks to the ego something everyone has you are lying if you have never heard a rap sound you liked an wished you had money and senpai also that your music is also about ur ego somewhat if you think it's got anything to do with iq.

>not everyone is born rich or wants have think about whatever your music has to offer

>if you can't even muster up a brain nut on ur keyboard to understand why other people like things you prob don't have much in the iq department(but I know for sure you feel inadequate about it)

I miss xxxtentacion bros but anyone listen to juice wrld here?

>Post-modern art is
not really definable. Again nigga, pick up an actual art-history text book. Yeah, some post-modern artists were in it for the shock factor, some weren't. I personally find a Rothko painting immensely moving and see no particular value in whatever Pollock was up to. Both have been argued not to be art (as has at one point jazz, R&B, rock, etc.), but I don't find that particular discussion very interesting. Maybe Rothko isn't art, but I enjoy it tremendously anyway. Maybe Pollock is art and I don't enjoy it. I'm much more interested in exploring my own reactions to individual artworks than in defining whether something is art/music/whathaveyou.

My ego is fine, I don't need to listen to a nigger mumble about how I'm garbage and how he fucked my girl in order to feel good. I wish I had money but there's nothing to learn from listening to rap, no new perspective on anything because money drugs haha thots cars pills haha guns

>My ego is fine, I don't need to listen to a nigger mumble about how I'm garbage and how he fucked my girl in order to feel good. I wish I had money but there's nothing to learn from listening to rap, no new perspective on anything because money drugs haha thots cars pills haha guns
this is the type of "argument"(it's not but i will call it that because i can see your ego needs it) that a mumble raper would reply with.

>no I'm the Best (fine) and repeating what he said before.

Alright, thanks for proving that you just copied what I said and replied to it without actually reading it.

I said there's nothing to be learned from listening to rap because every song is the same. What interesting perspective do you gain from listening to someone bragging about their success and lack of respect?

Just in case nobody has heard 6ix9ine before, let me show you what it sounds like:
>SCUMM GANG!!!
>FUCK YOU NIGGA
>SHOOT YOU NIGGA
>LICK MY BLICKY BITCH
>LET YOUR NUTS HANG
>unironic musical genius

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>Alright, thanks for proving that you just copied what I said and replied to it without actually reading it.
>I said there's nothing to be learned from listening to rap because every song is the same. What interesting perspective do you gain from listening to someone bragging about their success and lack of respect?
you dropped the massive ego and i can understand your point of view now.

Mature pointless commentary from the well meaning yet surprisingly dim not as moral high ground.

DOOO YOU HAVE THE TIME
TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE
ABOUT EVERYTHING AND NOTHING ALL AAAT ONCE

SCUMMMMGANGGGG
He's a god tfw not shooting up the block of some gang down the street over stolen hair dye ;-;

trayway *in a gay new york voice*

Just in case nobody has heard Kendrick Lamar before, let me show you what it sounds like:
>Song about peer pressure
>song about the chaos of living in the hood
>song about substance abuse
>song about following God
>song about overcoming guilt and depression
>song about self-love
>song about being yourself
>song about making the right decisions
>song about persevering against police brutality
>song about not being colurist
>song about being humble
>song about being loving
>song about the pitfalls of lust
>song about his dad

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Not that guy, but if you're not trolling you're just ill-informed. Rap covers a huge area of subject matter uses a big range of sounds. This might be educational for you: >youtube.com/watch?v=cvmm0f92L-k

he's just blinded by his massive ego and lack of understanding.

youtube.com/watch?v=ChUcL70Fs4g

literally the only good rap song

Don't try to convince them. They don't deserve it. They're stereotypical white kids who have an undeserved arrogance and think they've known everything about the world when they've been alive for only about 20 years. Trust me I know because I used to be one of them.