/britfeel/

eggy eggy on toastie with a coffee

>still no britbong bf with a really strong accent
desire to live = gone

of course the paki mental midget has a sonic poster

Not at all lad. I just think it's always very funny.

wonder what your parents think of all these wh*te interests you have like game of thrones and iron maiden

go away, you wally poofter

The time until the new job starts is quite lengthy

The DBS (for my 1st choice job) hasn't even completed yet

i have the same wallpaper it was there when we moved in

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It looks like it belongs to a 25 year old paki who lives in poverty

How are you f-fellow wagies? Tomorrow's hump day, ha ha.

Hah.

Fuuuuuck.

That doesn't look the same as all

>poofter
are you sure you're british and not australian...

At the bus stop. Old couple swearing and farting non stop

Nicely painted mate.

That's the difference between a white man's house and your filthy paki nest.

its called hump day because thats when I hump your mum

At the bus stop. swearing and farting non stop with my misses

Fucking hell...what the fuck is my mum playing at shagging a lad from here?

i'm going to phone her about this now. Thank you for letting me know.

weve painted it a few times, before this my sister had a hideous dark pink on it. parents thought the purple would be too dark but all the furniture is white so it works.

thanks mate

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she loves my NEET cock

ah sorry i saw you posted a picture the other day of a different section so i assumed that was what was in that picture

don't push me cus im close to the
EDGE
I'm trying not to lose my head

Some top quality bag tree today haha keep it coking

Just had a look around my bedroom and can see TWO different wallpapers have been used

Yes, we have the same wallpaper

Looks VERY paki

>Take down every poster starting with anything that's creased. If you want posters get something that looks good and frame it.

>Paint your walls or get new wall paper. Get rid of that textured shite.

>Remove that strip light it looks like a night club toilet.

>buy some pipe covers and paint them to match the wall

>buy a rug that matches the carpet and curtains

>get a bigger tv stand so it's not a tv stand/little wooden table combo that looks like shit.

>get a less shit mirror

come back when you're done.

clean the jizz stains off the top of your laptop.

Any lads here got some tips for edging, I want to try it but every time I get so horny I just blow my load right alway

He's made the most of it and beautifully painted it to look nice. That's what a white man does.

You've left it to yellow and rot and it looks disgusting. That's paki mate.

you have a very male bedroom

it's very untidy
where's your vanity table?
iron maiden are a very male band replace it with like some coachella band

To be fair, my room walls look old and dirty and has spider blood on them from all the ones I've squished. But I'm autistic and don't wanna move everything in my room to paint it. Otherwise, it's very clean and tidy. But I get anxious if even someone moves my TV slightly.

>finished work at 6pm yesterday
>arrive home at half 7
>in bed by half 8
>up at 3:20am
>at work for half 4

Going to eat and then have a well deserved sleep

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Really bad Poley. You could make it nice but you'd need to repaint all the walls and buy some picture frames. I would bin the carpet too but that's getting expensive then.

how is poleaboo even a real person

Anyone else received their invite to Saku and Len's wedding in Leamington Spa?

Who wants to be my plus one?

Name 5 (FIVE) good posters

Can't believe that you live like this. It's disgusting.

me, me , moi, me and me.

well I've got nothing interesting to say but I'm making a post anyway

Australian English and British English are extremely similar

>watching can't pay well take it away
>sheriff complains it's hard work
>all they do is stand around until they pay

Good my stepdad is a dick, it's nice she got herself a nice robot

Why does it take you so long to get home from work

>user
>user
>user
>user
>user
F.A.B

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>watching policing Essex
>Officer complains it's hard work
>All they do is harass minorities all day

They make you go from an evening shift to a morning shift the day after? I'm pretty sure that's not legal

Only 3pm and I'm falling asleep

im actually female. in my old room we had a kind of feature wall, pic related. my sister was in there but shes moved out now

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Just applied to be a Dr. Seuss chef. My speciality will be green eggs and ham.

when my dad was young. him and his friends used to go out paki bashing and also toff bashing

Spaz

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Workers have the right to 11 hours rest between working days, eg if they finish work at 8pm, they shouldn't start work again until 7am the next day.
So technically he was in half an hour early

Are we rating bedrooms?

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Loud chav girls on the bus complaining about the heat. One of them needs a wee

I would lick Tilde's cute penis and suck her toes but I'd bash Moni's head in with a hammer.

We /changingrooms/ now

Anyone in britfeel into beyblades?

>loud chav girls
>anywhere

fuck manchester

Dad keeps asking me if I've got a gf lads. Think he is beginning to suspect my true nature (i.e. KHV).

How do I make him stop?

so bored lads have nothing to do

>not offering her your mouth to wee in

hey i'll be your gf user

nice fedora. 5/10 a fatty clearly inhabits this space

first nice one 8/10 bit boring but nice set up and use of space.

masturbate furiously lad

I've only gone and had a slice of tiger bread, lids

thats all my sisters stuff. i dont wear hats cause it would make my hair look weird

put the game on

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HAVE A WANK or seize the day

have a nice trip to the newsagent and treat yourself to a packet of maltesers

Which is your favourite skins generation?

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gonna pop to the shops then go for a walk
what sweets should I buy

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Put your trip on Tilde this is a bit harsh.

get a practice girlfriend.

What can i use onedrive for? i don't have alot disk space, could i dump files on there and have access to them in real time?

81/0 room lad, thanks lad. Boring but effective sounds like my personality

got a massive ulcer on my tongue so no unnecessary eating for this lad

also how was your holiday

tidy it up you muppet

waheeeey show us your fanny love

>watching something on 4OD
>looking down at my plate
>suddenly hear someone call my name
>it's a personalised ad using my name from my channel 4 account

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Don't buy sweets lad.
They will give you mouth pleasure for a few seconds then make you feel like shit soon after.
Buy something healthy like a packet of blueberries.

my holiday was rather uneventful, but I found it quite good. got a nice tan and read a bit of a george best biography.

>imply tilde should be given human rights

W A H E Y
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That's fucking terrifying, what the fuck

Well a white woman is exactly what Poley wants to be so he should take a leaf out of your book. Very nice decor.

but I want sweets

wtf do you do in 'competitive salary' situations? do you high ball or low ball, by how much?

>Hey there [user], it's me Taylor. I see you've been browsing [helium tanks]. Come buy my album and I'll cheer you up! Hehe!

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Yep, I got there early. The shift starts officially at 6am but they only allocate an hour to get everything set up. It's better to come in an hour earlier or you'll have to open when you aren't ready and it just isn't worth the stress

Would I get shit from the management if I wore eyeliner at work?

>tfw tell them its kohl and a religious paki/pajeet thing and that I will go to the union/legal people if they do shit
>tfw im catholic

Take the minimum you'd accept and add 20%. Gives you a good amount of negotiating space.

why do you want to wear eyeliner you an emo or mentally ill?

ahhh~ just finished my bacon and scrambled egg on toast, slurping down my black coffee

feel better now