Okay boys I turned into chad at church. I've unironically fucked seven different girls/women since I started attending again in spring. I might have fucked up and could get busted. I'm worried because I dicked one of the minister's daughters and two married women.
Okay boys I turned into chad at church...
Jason Ross
Josiah Walker
>I might have fucked up
how bad user
Grayson Williams
I got with a girl last week and it turns out she's crazy. We started fighting because I didn't want a relationship and she assumed we were knee deep in one. I let it slip that I sleep with other women never really manage to make it more than once I just wanted to see big and tough and this past sunday the minister's daughter came up to me and flirted. The other girl says "now I know" and looked like she was ready to kill someone. I'm expecting a domino effect if she tells anyone.
Carter Miller
On one hand, you're dumb as fuck for metaphorically swimming in gasoline
On the other hand you're based for nearly dropping a blackpill bomb on that church
keep us updated OP
Henry Hernandez
>I'm expecting a domino effect if she tells anyone.
it's next to near inevitable that she will. she's going to stalk the fuck out of you son.
Kevin Stewart
And it was just that easy to fuck 2 married women? I officially have woken up and will never ever get married now.
Kevin Hill
>And it was just that easy to fuck 2 married women?
not op, but i've slept with several desu. they're just as easy as the next bitch. they're just a little more calculated about how they go about doing it.
>I officially have woken up and will never get married now.
probably the best choice
Lincoln Johnson
Our society is such a fucking joke dude
Dylan Nguyen
Omce it first happened I couldn't stop honestly. In hindsight it was all a horrible idea.
I didn't want this.
If you make them feel sympathetic towards you and show that you're working hard to overcome struggles and that you're such a great guy definitely. They're all bored as hell with their husbands.
Oliver Myers
move out of what ever town this shit is happening in.if u dont have the money then just try to wanish for a x long period
Aiden Rogers
Women are fucked up, they will appear as angels on the outside and will fuck anything that moves
Ryan Howard
he shouldn't do this. he should pretend like the devil made him do it and that he needs help from god, which is why he's in church in the first place. these religious faggots are so stupid they'd clap for him "seeking out jesus" after fucking their wives and daughters.
Zachary Long
what do you look like OP? is it your looks or what?
Bentley Butler
Height and my penchant for rock climbing helps. I would be painstakingly average if I wasn't tall and in shape. Usually I blab to them about depression and suicide then talk about how church and volunteering gives me so much purpose.
Nicholas Nelson
Sounds devilish as fuck user, I actually kind of like that idea. Especially when it comes out that I banged the head music minister's teenage daughter in the back of my car (she's 18 don't worry my dudes)
Angel Collins
u my fellow robot r a fucking genius
Jaxson Cruz
Somehow this thread seems worse than the time I was thinking about going to sex addict meetings to pick up girls.
Thomas Jones
agree and thank fucking god
Ethan Butler
LARPing satanist using a picture of a sandnigger.
awesome thread
much hilarity
Camden Moore
Anecdotal evidence
No screencaps of conversations
Smells like a good LARP user
Michael Campbell
If she does anything, just deny it and shift all blame to her.
Dominic Brown
>Fucking women at church
You are a scumbag dude
Thats the one fucking place in the world women are supposed to be pure. Fuck you i will never forgive you.
Leo Kelly
They're all cock socks. Every woman is born to take dick.
Oliver Cooper
>You are a scumbag dude
>Thats the one fucking place in the world women are supposed to be pure. Fuck you i will never forgive you.
OP is delightful devilish, don't be a hater.