How you holding up, Jow Forums?

has anyone tried these? how are they? i want some now

fucking delicious desu

Auntie I never met is on her death bed. She has my empathy but I don't understand why my family wants me to call her so badly. I asked what I was supposed to say and all they could think of was some forced polite religious courtesies. Yeah I'm sure that's how she wants to spend her last moments, that's why you won't do it yourself, fuck off.

I've just lost my intensity in workouts. I take my two scoops of preworkout but for some reason I just dont feel like lifting hard. This started about two days ago :(

I'm still going strong. I'm 35 lbs down and my cock is 2 inches bigger after a year.

Going to post this here since the QTDDTOT thread is dead

Is it fine to work out PPL three days in a row? My plan doesn't follow a weekly basis but just goes like this.

Day 1: Push
Day 2: Pull
Day 3: Legs
Day 4: Rest

Rinse and repeat immediately. I work out in the afternoons and I do some steady state cardio in the morning. It seems to be working so far but I've only been working out for two months- how long until I shuold expect a plateau?

Also, which day should I fit farmer's walks into?

just do full body twice a week

You should do MxWxFxx
Don't really suggest three days in a row

Do farmer's walks on leg day

>starting a new internship soon
>housing is provided for 1/4th the average rent of the area
>get free gym membership
>tfw when it's fully loaded too
>realized I'm gay so probably gonna fuck around on grindr while I'm in the area
>currently wrapped in a comfy blanket listening to mellow music
>gonna make some tea
Holding up pretty good currently.

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Keep at it man, for yourself and your mom she must really love you. fuck i have to make a phone call.

I'm addicted to alcohol and i didnt even realize until i tried quitting. Also I'm trying something new where i eat at maintenance lifting days and at a deficit rest/cardio days and see how that affects my gains

Fucked a twink tonight. First time with another dude. All in all, it was fun, but something I probably won't do again. Too much of a dude smell to him even after we took a bath. Though the faggot could eat ass like a champ. I've always wanted to fuck a twink or a trap and never could really explain as to why it was mainly those types of guys. Never had any interest in bears, hunks, daddies, etc. I think the reason was that I saw twinks and traps as a type of femininity. Just another type of woman to fuck like fat girls, goth girls, pixie hair girls, scene girls, and so on. Don't think I'll have another dude eat my ass ever again unless I am completely desperate for any type of physical contact with another person.

Would I recommend it? Yes. Especially if you are curious about your own sexuality. Just keep in mind that you may be in the same boat as I am/was where if it is only twinks/traps, you might just be desperate for physical contact from something you deem feminine. I want a more serious relationship. Going out with a girl I've known for a month this Sunday as well as 2 other hookups from 2 different women this weekend. Call me a piece of shit degenerate (I'd completely agree with you ATM), but I've never known what it's like to be lusted after nor have someone constantly tell you how turned on they are by you.

23 years old and puberty and gym have finally paid off. Just need to get that plumbing apprenticeship this upcoming month or 2 and I think I will be content with my life.

Life is strange, Jow Forums. 3 years ago I would break down crying in my old job's bathroom asking God to strike me dead and now I couldn't be happier with life and the potential I see in myself. We're all gonna make it, bros. I hope every single 1 of you finds happiness in life. I'm gonna have my cheat meal for the week now and go to McDonald's and then go to sleep. Take care, user.

How do you expect to make gains eating at maintenance on lifting days and deficit on rest days? That doesn't make sense. Are you trying to cut?

Damn, and I thought I was a weirdo

Haha incredible post would read again. Ive had my step over the line once before as well and I agree with you. I may do it again if (s)he was like really really ridiculously good looking, but even the twinks are too masculine for me.
Enjoy and thank you for the good vibrations.

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>going out with a girl
>fucks a twink
>I'm not a faggot

I think you already earned your plumbing apprenticeship kek.

I was like you I went gay for two years. Boosted my confidence enormously and upgraded my social skills then I went back to sweet vaginas.

I'm a lusty degenerate and cheated on my girlfriend.I'm a useless piece of shit and that made me realize it. Guess my dad was right

Not great to tell the truth. Probably about to get kicked out of uni. Gained a bunch of weight. Just been so apathetic and depressed lately. Lonely too. Feels like I’ll never make it. One day I found that ten years had got behind me. No-one told me when to run. I missed the starting gun.

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Tons of people cheat. You screwed up but it doesn’t zero out your worth. Pull yourself together.

Checked and wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

Thank you kind He-Man poster

Nah nigga, I swear! I kicked him almost immediately after I came. Honest to God I'd rather eat a pussy

Glad things have worked out for you, user.

never too late to run the race do it at your own pace.
go with a confident stride.

What about 2-on-1s?

Day 1: Push
Day 2: Pull
Day 3: Rest
Day 4: Legs
Day 5: Rest

Rinse and repeat

I also used to think that song was about me. Tore my heart to pieces. Thankfully I realize I was wrong

>Day 1: Legs
>Day 2: Push
>Day 3: Pull
>Day 4: Legs
>Day 5: Rest
fixed

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A QT LOYAL GF??????? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
social media has fucked women beyond repair!!! Im so lonely but every girl i see is a basic thot with the same make up. same outfit. Same music. Same interests (adventures, netflix, dogs, veganism etc) . to make matters worst, i dont feel like going out to clubs because thats what ill find. And i dont go to school or anything besides gym and work BUT you niggas tell me not to shit where i eat. im doing things that keeps me happy but i want a gf too now. Just had to vent out my frustration Jow Forums.

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I want a gf too, just gotta keep lifting...

Social media isn’t the real world. The mindless thots you see on there aren’t all that’s out there. School is the place to meet em. Dating apps aren’t great for finding an actual gf but I can happen

>she said shes busy
>she flirted with me so much
>invited me to do things with her
>when i reach out she has something to do

Why does she bother me? I want her but I want her to fuck off. Why is everything pain

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>life is great on paper
>just wish I was a bit taller and less asian
such is life

>no gf

Got a swollen skin tag im dying to remove. Anyone got any home remedies?

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I dont think I can get over her. There is no reason I should be as attached to her as I currently am, but literally nothing stops this feeling. Never in my entire life have I felt passion as strongly as I did for her, and I fucking hate it. I have zero interest in other women and I don't know why. The only thing thats keeping me alive is the chance that if there is a god, I can kill him for allowing man to endure such limitless suffering on the the short time he has on this planet

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Some girl in one of my labs(college) said she would fuck me after the semester ends(so our group work be jepoardized). No bullshit or joking, literally said that word for word. I'm a khv and have no clue how to initiate anything, and frankly had no clue how to even respond. No one has ever been this up front with me about that kind of stuff. Shes kinda cute. How do I not fuck this up? Are there any red flags? Not planning on anything long term w this chick.

had a girl like this, I'd drop her because she would never talk to me or would just straight up tell me to go away eventually she wanted to fuck but it had been awhile for her so she started bleeding and it got awkward and we never talked again.

She's playing you for attention you beta orbiter

She would hmu whenever I posted body pics on snapchat so for the faggots who say being fit doesnt get you pussy are wrong, it just wont get you a loyal qt gf

i asked her out, she said no, i deleted her fom my phone and ignored her, yet she wanted to talk to me again. Why would she bother me again? I barely gave her attention and was a jerk to her

Some girls like having multiple guys on call, she most likely thinks you're attractive but she has 10 other attractive guys on call she can get a self esteem boost from or if she gets rejected by the one who she's actually interested in. They just expect you to act like they don't treat you like shit and go back to giving them attention

My ex I'm still friends with sent me a paragraph saying how she can't get over me. We both left fo college and I want her to move on but she's so fucking clingy. I don't wanna treat her like shit but how do i end it bros.

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god damn it i just want someone who actually wants me, when will the facades end

Trying to get a gf anons, I still think about my ex sometimes. I'm in university. Any advice with regards to meeting girls and getting a relationship not just a friendship?

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I got over the chick who dumped me, but she left me with an intense desire to socialize. How do I meet new people?

Not good I'm a neet living home with my parents I haven't done anything social since February and I just sit in my room all the time

Yeah, don't do it at your university
Trying to hit on girls in your social circle is the fastest way to kill your social life

Go to bars and hit up random chicks instead, it won't matter if you fuck up and they're usually easier to get

Finally have more subscribers on my YT channel than I have friends in real life (you can count with your fingers how many irl friends I have).

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>Be 25
>Recently started university (physio-therapy studies)
>Most other students there are 18-20
>Lots of them are way more Jow Forums than me
>Most of them have huge social circles, high-paying side jobs and tons of success
>My two study bros are literal chads with 30k instagram followers each
>Meanwhile I'm a total loser at 6 years older than them

I didn't ask for these feels

There's this girl in my MMA club I really like. What should i do?

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get interesting hobbies where you accomplish things with people

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Talk to her normally, but randomly do SMALL things to increase tension
Examples:
>Hold eye contact a little longer than usual
>Playfully tease her about small stuff
>Touch her lightly on the shoulder or arm when you joke
>Talk to her about semi-sexual stuff (dating, etc.)

Do all of these things LIGHTLY and use it to ping her interest. For example, if she responds to you tapping her shoulder as you joke with tapping you back, she's into it, if she retracts then ease it up and back off a little

DO NOT just go full in and ask her out instantly, talk to her casually and SLOWLY build attraction
Then, if you do it right, asking her out will come completely naturally, she might even make an excuse up to hang out with you

Thanks for the advice user, if I wait to long to escalate it further that's how guys end up in friendzone right? I can't tell her she's pretty from the get go?

Yes, women attracted to you are like a slowly closing window
Take too long to act and it will close
Act too soon and you'll smash it, though, escalate steadily

I see now, I think instead of dragging it on like I used to do i was going in the opposite direction and going to escalate too fast. Thanks for helping me out user, I really appreciate your advice

No problem, user
I do going out to bars and practicing stuff, though
It's actually a kinda safe environment where most girls won't even remember you the next day. You can try out lines and stuff and see what works on different women, it makes casual encounters later feel much less nerve-wrecking

who /noticingyourfriendsdon'tinviteyououtanymore/ here

>originally have solid group of friends
>now they splinter between those doing drugs, those gambling and those that hate going out and living like their in their 40s.
>watch all of these groups from your former friends on snapchat
>its literally just you saying anything in the group chat you had together anymore.
>occasionally one of them will ask "if we're coming" in the main chat, implying that an event had been organised in another chat previously which you weren't part of

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Is the semester over? Keep it cool with her but be playful and dont appear thirsty either. Good luck user fuck her brains out for us.

I know that feel. I decided that I am going to better myself and then find new friends.

So far I have lost some weight and I am enjoying the gym. The finding new friends part I think is going to be the harder part. But what hit me between the eyes was this "were they really my friends?"

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I fucked a twink I met on fb and I really liked it. This was a few years ago. I've come out as gay and only slept with twinks since then. Coming out as gay sucks cause you get treated diff, it made some friendships wierd even lost friends and family. I got suicidal and wierd for a while after I came out. I'm good now but have distanced myself from everyone I once knew, even closed my fb for good. I don't know what I'm gonna do, I'm not gonna get gayer, I'm still me, the same guy as before I came out. I just feel I really need to start over and I'm not comfortable around people that I used to know. Fml

American women must really be shitty if that happened. Good luck m8

I'll have to try that out sometime. I spent a lot of time going to parties and talking to people on the porch and it's really upped my social skills. Anyway, clubs are something I'll check out for sure!

thats all you can do user. if their so fairweather that they won't stick till the end then they ultimatly wearn't worth the time. the bittersweet thing is this fact doesn't discount the genuine good times you did have when they were around. we can only put away the childish and the fairweather people to grow stronger.

life is a furnace, it immolates and burns us, destroying the weak and the useless leaving behind only the gold.

Playing SSX3 with my friends on the PS2 was the best! I miss those days.

youtube.com/watch?v=4n2FWQSJWbA

I agree. It also reminded me of this old Marine Corps ad.

youtube.com/watch?v=h_YCbojvgvg

It is hard to find new friends. Just keep trying.

I was 15 when that game came out! I am 30 now. I didn't come here for the feels..

I've destroyed all my relationships in an autistic rage but I think I'll be fine because I wasn't happy that way anyways. Gonna keep lifting and self-improving, we're all gonna make it.

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about to eat pizza in a bit

feels good desu

Got the flue and I'm feeling like shit, I already took a day off jumping rope and and ab workout Wednesday, but I felt like shit today and had other things to do, so I took another day off today, I want to believe that being consistent over years and years will make small shit like this not ultimately matter, but I'm tired of not seeing results, hopefully tomorrow I'll feel better and work out

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idk man, i lift and made gains, random people on the street even complimented me but i still feel an empty crushing void in my stomach, uni is going terribly because i have no motivation, i have „friends“ but it‘s always me that has to initiate so i just said fuck it, literally none of them contacted me in 2 months, only thing i could consider friends are the people at the gym, no luck with girls, my gymcrush ignores me and always disappears for 4 months when she sees me at the gym, she probably goes in the morning when she has time but my brain made me think she just wants to avoid me, i have no job, could have gotten rich with crypto but fucked that up too, last 3 nights i dreamed that i had a gf lol xd

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Hey bud. I would suggest you do something with higher frequency. Either upper/lower, pull/push or fullbody. Fullbody would be the best if youre able to get a rest day between each workouy.

Bretty good
Graduated highschool a couple of months ago and I managed to land a very good job for my age. I'm also making steady gains and I'm gonna get my autism diagnosis reevaluated soon.
Am I set out to make it?

Why

holy fuck 267 lb is nothing small, if anything forever be proud of that alone - and if a woman cant respect that hard work and see you as valuable during that continuing journey then brush her under a rug

>when i reach out she has something to do
every girl is like this. i wish I was gay

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT ONLY 2000 CALS A DAY
I AM ALWAAYYS HUNGRY

Don't emotionally abuse yourself - move on. Whenever I had a first date with a guy and wanted to show interest I MADE time to see him. Even if our schedules barely matched or I had to flip around some other commitments, I would always be genuine and make time for him. Being dodgy and absent is a douchey way to say you're not into it. It sucks ass, you deserve better.

You're gonna carry that feel kid.

Thanks, I just gotta be patient and not over think it all I guess. I'm gonna go on a trip next week, so that'll be fun

In this year i went from full-blown alcoholic and needing 3-4 joints a day to no alcohol at all(for around 4 months now) and 1 joint a night.

Began a diet while doing SS 2-3 times a week. Went from 96kg to 87.4 so far. Goal is 80, but seems like the weight loss is going real slow now...

That's one of the best things to do honestly. Trips and hobbies and getting out to do stuff works wonders, I know we're all Uber Autismo on here to a degree but that stuff does all work. Hoping the best for you man, you'll find someone who values you

Same, except for the wealthy part. But I'm working on that

>>>/feels/

Got tendonitis in my right shoulder. Waiting for it to stop hurting. Haven't been to the gym for two weeks.

I've been on chemotherapy for seven months straight now, 21st birthday is in two more. I still get to the gym, but I've become a shadow of my former self and I can feel the emptiness where energy and gains used to be. I lose more and more hair as the days go by. I'm tired, Jow Forums. I'm very tired.

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>24khv
>got first gf about 3 months ago
>broke up with me by text, about a month ago
>kinda saw it coming, still hurt
>said we could talk in person
>said I did
>never contacted me again
>today I deleted her from all my social media, along with another girl I went on a couple dates with earlier this year and whom I got oneitis for
>don't feel anything positive or negative towards either of them, just complete indiference

>today my dad asked me to help him with some computer stuff in his company
>asked me if I wanted to drive there
>hadn't driven since I broke the car's right hand side mirror while parking 2 years ago
>it was such a hit on my ego I never wanted to drive again
>said "fuck it" and drove there and back
>I'd actually forgotten how much fun driving is, plus got to spend time with my dad and help him out

>yesterday
>go to uni to get some papers so I can get a discount on my bus pass
>get papers, head to the bus terminal
>as I'm waiting in line I overhear 3 qts in front of me who are having tons of doubts about what they were supposed to do/which pass to get, etc.
>"Hey, you girls need some help?"
>help them out with their questions
>ask them which uni they go to
>turns out they're starting their chemistry degrees
>I started my Master's this year, in chemistry
>they ask me tons of questions about the professors, which courses are hardest, stuff like that
>forgot to ask their names/numbers
>if I see any of them at uni I'll definitely go up and chat, especially if it's the blonde qt

You can do it bro, I believe in you.

>tfw started dreaming about having gfs and just hugging them the whole dream
so this is the power of loneliness

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Jesus your skin must look like an old man’s testicles.

Keep you're chin up man. Trust in the Lord our God and you will find fulfillment in this shit world